/brit/

peaked at 12

12/13 is the ripest oh god thats so hot

Now, for me personally, it's the rectangle beard

>For most people of my generation, moving out was a natural rite of passage. But I was able to rent in London when I was 19 before buying a flat, financed by my first salary.

the boomer pheno

Important information from the subway girl incident lads, please read

snorting a pair of niggers

>Do you want your receipt?
absolutely gagging for it mate should've smashed her there and then bent over the till

i think having braces for the last 3 years of school really fucked me
wish mum got them sorted earlier

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smoking a nigger

same hair as me when I've grown it out

You posted nothing new. She sees thousands of men per day probably. Honestly, she probably didn't ask for your number.
If you complained she could get fired probably

>having braces
state state STATE

>the vendor has posted your order

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girl at Subway asked me what kind of bread I wanted
blatantly was actually asking me where I wanted to splooge, on her face or on her fat tits

hello shitskin

want to suck his toes

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cheese and toasted? yes please madam

>Well I think she wanted me to say 'If you put your number on it' after she said do you want the receipt.
based on what

>oi m8 you got a loicense for that water?

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scromit

for me, it's the tattoo

oh my god is that poleys parents

12 doe
my good dog...

>peppered cheese or regular?
*gasps and looks around*
you dirty minx

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>Oirighto, wha'll ya 'ave then mate?

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whatever happened to alicante lad

i had an 11mm overjet i had no choice

Gimme a beer.

your face under my boot
come on old man, let's go

this dirty bugger once asked me if I wanted a receipt for my pint
nearly sparked the bender out there and then

one nigger please

Was in subway she said what sauce do you want and I was thinking mental she just blatantly asked me if I wanted her tit milk, arse, or cunt juice

are you coming on to me? listen mate I'm flattered but

I am Greek

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wheezed out "one nigger please" and snorted reading this

north african genes. sandnigger tier

gf just sent me this

someone's getting it up the arse tonight

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Oi she eyeballed me mate,
Lol It ain't that busy here. Only one other customer was ordering food at the time

Her agent stopped her making YT videos. Her last one she was forced to make by him.

anime

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Abhorrent Fenian blood runs through all of England

they do this in most tescos and even most stores.
if one person buys all of a product then there's non left available for other customers till the following day. common courtesy really, don't be greedy.

yeah egg and cheese please love. fertilised

based White British police tackle paki subhuman while german let rapefugees rape their women

girl behind the tills at Burger King just asked me if I was the one with a whopper
phwoar steady on love, dear oh dear

can't tell if spanish people and italians and such are happier and more enthusiastic than brits, or just more expressive.
actually i guess that's a question in itself, whether repressing your behaviour represses your emotions, or if it just controls your actions.

ah the plot thickens, she looked at him and asked if he wanted a receipt. propa nawty slag

>flats to rent in my town £600-£800pcm
>single rooms/house shares in my town £600-£800pcm

why would anyone choose to share?

can tell he voted brexit just by looking at him

Wouldn't count on it. There's probably about 50,000 Hussains in Oldham

Do I want cheese? What did she mean by that?

ho ho ho, FREE "cookie", is it?
*starts suggestively rubbing my thighs*
durty buggur

rate your gf's concern for australian rights

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I don't get it.

*looks at my dick*
wanna be a member?
wanna be a member?
wanna be a member?

kek

>you want fries with that?
Come live with me and be my love
And we will all the pleasures prove

loads more opportunities for meeting new people
comes with a lot of baggage though

They're buying it in bulk because it's on offer, and
>"Every other Tesco we managed to get these Volvic bottles, as many as we want"
Implies they are buying loads, probably the other stores called around and said to keep an eye out for them because they're likely selling it it on, even though they're saying they're not.

>Hello welcome t-
listen I'm flattered but I've got a gf ok

oh yeah theyre both 28 nvm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt,_Orkney

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Norf Afrika is Germanic

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kill yourself
do it
because it's the right thing to do
and if you don't kill yourself
you're a bad person

hate this kind of emotional blackmail
your job is to make fcking sandwiches
stay out of politics, cunts

always thought this was a stupid policy although it's never been a problem for me personally
like yeah, it's common courtesy, but making it stated policy is just weird. saw a sign indicating that policy in farmfoods the other day.

the arrow is pointing to your post you Twatt

Regret talking about my only positive interaction with a girl this week, the 4-5 second pause was important after the receipt was offered

Oi m8 you got a license to resell that water you bought legally?

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That McDonald's advert...i think she's flirting with me

settle down for me the votes done

>making it stated policy is just weird
Not really, stops people crying about it when they don't abide by it. Sadly there are a lot of people with no common sense in this country.

you know what, fuck it, you only live once
pepsi's okay with me if it's okay with you, darling
you got a disabled's?

Fail to see how it's weird

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might cide soon

peak /brit/ posting physique

Haha one less mongrel

errr ill take 40 bottles of volvic please
thanks x

the goal

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You're well beta i would have done a sex on her

don't have a clue what american culture is

>curry tonight laaaa or maybe a kebab

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ON ME 'EAD SON

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they do it because stores only order enough stock to last through a normal day, they dpn't want to have loads of excess stock laying around in the warehouse. more stock = more waste and more staff.
if a store only sells 10 bottles of water a day on average, they'll only order 10 per day. if one person comes in and buys all 10, then the next 9 people are going to be disappointed and have a negative experience.

on the surface it sounds like a silly policy, but there's a purpose behind it.

youtube.com/watch?v=FxnO8SXQmpo

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At least I still have the gym, fuck subway turkey breast foot longs

why would you be so obsessed with volvic to do go to multiple shops and do this lol