/brit/

you are

*punts the beast off*

I'm a lazy bastard tbqh

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clean your room, bucko

how are people just arriving going to find it in the catalog?
especially once the previous thread 404s in a few minutes and the current thread ends up down on page 8 because of janny's firm but fair guidance

doin a a listen
youtube.com/watch?v=qw647TsU0IA

shan't buy the limonata sanpellegrino again
not a very pleasant one this

on paid leave for 5 days because some utter slag at work accused me of harassment

What if my main man simon had accessed a wisdom I do not possess lads. Or maybe she's just loaded. I would opt for the latter seeing the look on his face.

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>They've both hit the big time now, so this sort of sight isn't likely to faze either of them any more but, back when they were buddies starting out, Steve Coogan once brought Zoë Ball up to his hotel room for a drink.
>He opened the door, whereupon Zoë clocked a load of £20 notes scattered all over his bed. Zoë asked him "What's all that?"
>"That..." Steve replied, in exactly the way you're imagining "...is £2,000."

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going quite well with the workfu lads :)
caught her staring at me and smiling

some chicken in fridge with todays date on
cba eating it
what do

do some ray mears impressions at him
"mm, that's really good eating"
ray mears says that a lot

sounds kind of nice actually
utter anxious hell stepping back into work after that though knowing she's had five days of unobstructed manipulating and exaggeration on your coworkers haha

sue

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Only insecure people are mean to others

janny killed /cp/ dead. thanks janny.

set it free

Just leave it there to rot.

Should be the subtitle and permanent edition of /brit/.
/brit/: Only insecure people are mean to others.

really wish I'm Alan Partridge didn't have a laugh track

any jimothy lacoste man in?
youtube.com/watch?v=aMJUuDBgFBg

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got approached by a black guy in stockport earlier
was just standing around waiting for the bus and was watching a pigeon walk around pecking at some scraps
he came up to me and said, 'you want to eat that?'
then asked me if i'd eaten chicken in manchester recently with a sly wink
very strange encounter but now i actually want to eat a chicken
might contact greggs and ask them to add a pigeon bake to their menu

It's a live audience

cant stand colleagues who can't take banter

new forza is goat

*now want to eat a pigeon
fuck lads

>video games

No bent cunts allowed

Irish lad is desperate for someone to ask him about Forza

like my soul

...

bag of lightly salted crisps for brekky

Finna play it on Game Pass

yer ma looks like a goat

either way it's shit and messes with the timing of the humor and adds nothing
were it released two years later it wouldn't have had laughter

Are you excited about the Stockport Iniesta? Warmed the heart to see him on the pitch last time

nowt more hetero than video games
never ONCE seen a gay man play video games
heard about it, never seen it

Lazy cunt m8

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going to move to a cabin out by Inverness and I'll spend my days shitposting memes on Jow Forums and tending to me hairy coos

everyone who plays a female character is a closeted gay

>£2,000
Absolutely staggering. Imagine having that kind of wealth

the live audience allows them to figure out which jokes work and which ones don't

I remember Steve saying he really pushed for the live audience, Armando didn't want it though

>me hairy coos
how many of these daughters do you plan on having?

Video games are gay. Gays love video games and cock in their arse.

In fact, I'd be willing to bet there are self proclaimed 'gamers' in this thread right now who also have various sex toys for their own arsehole next to their set up.

youtube.com/watch?v=-zUSszxHd3E
any drugs man in

what if I like to look at a femoid arse instead of a mans?

you talking about foden?
decent player but needs to leave city to fulfill his potential
telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/05/04/matthew-daly-gets-young-lions-enterprising-euros-start/
this lad went to my primary school

bit fucking late for that isn't it?
should've used a test audience beforehand

>brit cosplaying as beto

would you rather be stuck on a tropical island with ray mears or bear grylls?
i reckon bear would try to escape on day one and get you both stranded on a raft in the ocean at which point you'd have to fight him off because he'd try to eat you
mears wouldn't even try to escape, he'd just make the island super comfy and show you how to catch and prepare fish and keep your spirits up with cheerful tales of bushcraft around the world

that's a cope and you just want to be a woman
they all say that and they're all coping

nah it's not too late they can do these scene again until they get it right

would you rather go a week without cleaning your arse after pooing or live a single day as an irish subhuman?

I'm not telling you to leave /brit/ and never return but you Paddies really have to do something about the anime menace in /eire/. It's awful.

I like Les Stroud better

yes all those young lads played tomb raider because they were gay
spackoid

know a few women who love video games
and women love cock, which is gay

had a dream last night that i met a beautiful blonde irish chick and we fell in love
now she's my oneitis

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>niggers
>>>>>>>>>>>tumblr whores

tell us a fucking joke

that single day would be spent in a drunken stupor so I don't think it'd be so bad would it?

>wanting to poke the containment thread

for what purpose

Yeah Foden are you insane? His boyhood club is now the biggest club in England and has a legendary manager under which he can develop and the club needs a successful homegrown player to be taken. It's an absolute win-win fairytale. You're a United supporter aren't you?

Chemistry.

it's not gay to love cock if you're a woman though is it
think about it

if /cum/ could rid themselves of weebs I'd probably go back there too
but they don't, so i don't

Absolute travesty, pakis are at it again

>Wembley Stadium sale to be considered by FA Council
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45665700

MORE TAXPAYER MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN
Courtesy of the pakis no doubt!
>Stadium owners spend 4m on legal fees in disputes with West Ham
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45668395

played tomb raider because it was a fun platform puzzle game you sex infested urchin.

what's better than a black baby in a bin?

would only shag an irish redhead
and would only shag a redhead from ireland

JEREMY CORBYN WILL TURN US INTO VENEZUELA

parkersbritishinstitution.com/category/finest-pie-range
might order one of these
have no idea what a mailed pie is going to be like though

youtube.com/watch?v=wtjro7_R3-4

what?

Anyone remember the game Driv3r?

Would rather be stuck with a girl and manage survival by myself thank you very much. Shows just how bent you are that your fantasy is to be stuck with a man and have him take care of you if I'm being honest.

can't wait for the mass rorke suicides when jezza takes the helm

what's the biggest ladyboy cock you've ever encountered?

>le milk cup kid

no

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>ordering pies online to impress a bunch of autists who larp as brits in a vietnamese knitting image board
cringe

for me, it was ATV: offroad fury for the PS2

mad how the eu would've protected us from corbyn's insanity
all these lefties crying about evil nazis voting brexit and they might actually get their socialist nightmare realised because of brexit
and when corbyn destroys our economy they'll all blame brexit even in the face of mountains of evidence that socialist policies were directly responsible

just shows how pathetic you are that every single aspect of your life is completely dominated by chasing young females

get a new hobby grandad

2 of them

went on an article about american politics and Ctrl F'd stein and got 30 results

for me, it was NCAA Football 06 and Tony Hawk Underground 2 on PS2