About to graduate high school

>about to graduate high school
>400 word essay due in 2 days
>can't stop browsing reddit and Jow Forums

what do?

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Why do it? Graduating soon. Keep browsing user

Don't graduate stay a 5th year
Hs is best time in life and better to be a retard senior than a neet unemployed or indebted college fag

Just stop. Show us you have some willpower. Don't be a weak manlet who can't control his addictions.

Pretend you're writing 23 more of these shitty posts on whatever topic you're supposed to do the paper on.

You can't knock out a 400 word essay? Good luck in college

>400 words

1 fucking page

>bitching about 400 words
The absolute state. saged.

"Essay"

I always knew that Jow Forums was full of Reddit tourists and Pajeet newfags.

t. scum of the earth who thinks he's the king of Jow Forums

The absolute state of this board.

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ITT biz writes an essay one post at a time. The topic is "What what way does this post make OP such a giant faggot".

sounds like you deserve to fail, loser

user I will write it for 20$ in crypto of your choice (pref ETH)

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t. replied to an ancient copypasta post seriously

400 essay can be typed up within half a hour. Are you really that incompetent user?

t. copypasta encyclopedia, assumes everyone has to be an expert in copypastas

Hey Reddit how's the first week on Jow Forums?

you wouldn't need to graduate if you invested smart my dude
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sounds like a shitecoin!

400 word essay within half an hour? I'll have you know you can write a 400 word essay in less than five minutes. Damn children these days who can't do anything correctly. Back in my day we had to walk 2 miles just to get to the community bus stop, and after we got to school we were expected to hand in our 7000 word essays we got just the night before as a homework assignment. And they weren't stupid easy topics like pussy kids have today, They were topics like "should cigarettes and other tobacco products be outlawed and why" or "do people who comit horrible crimes deserve the dealth penalty, And if not, What punishment would best be suited for those individuals based on the crime they committed" etc. My goodness, children these days are so entirely brain dead. I'm not sure how long humanity has left but it's time has been cut even shorter given the shit genetics of today's society and the horrible state of the educational syste (IE brainwashing indoctrination centers). And you know what happened when we did not do our assignments on time? We didn't get some fucking sticker saying "Nice goddamn try" we got the shit beat out of us by our teachers assistant while he watched rubbing his god damn cock. Fucking kids. You don't know how fucking good you got it.

> 400 words

With an attitude like that, you won’t succeed in life.

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This, guy is mad kek

Falling for years old bait won't get you far either.

stfu op i have 30k words essay on next wednesday

holy shit those high schoolers

>That boomer who doesn't recognize copypasta and instead makes a fool of himself

Wing it user.. Nobody fucking cares

>those 30 year old boomers from New Delhi who found Jow Forums from Jow Forumscryptocurency and don't recognize old spammed copypasta that was all over Jow Forums

>can't even maintain the discipline to write a paltry 400 words on time

You're not gonna make it user

hola bebe

Nigger I write 400 words of FUD on my lunchbreak. Fuck are you doing son?

Stop replying to old copyppasta bait you fucking loser.

LMAO you think 400 words is a lot? fucking retard. I write 50 page papers in my sleep. I could probably bang out 400 words in half an hour tops.

dude fuck that shit... i'm not even larping. 400 words is a lot i don't even remember the last time i wrote 100 lol! gonna end up copy pasting some shit anyways. fuck school

The fact that so many people fell for this meme is just fucking sad.

That absolute state of this fucking board.

Kys redditor.

youre a fucking newfag if you think i was being serious. its called irony on top of irony newfag. you probably own TRX dont you

ITT we have boomers

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Fuck you got me good. Good meming.

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kys you sound like a newfag

Nigga I write 400 words in the pornhub search bar every poop break. GTFO

Bullshit if just cross referenced your ip to the shitpost registry. You've written several pages long stories before

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das racist

400 words is less than two pages , dumbass. What is that like a 5 paragraph essay? Just get to fucking work. Jesus Christ, the absolute state of Gen Z.

word essay

k e k please tell me this is a special-retard tier school in burgerland? I am in high-school as well, our essays are 3000+ words wtf is this autism hahaha

Just copy pasta some shit from wiki and rearange some words. That's what I would have done if it was around when I was in school. Better yet, copy from the sources that nobody ever checks.