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>be hans
>sponsor pro-capitalist parties in ex-communist countries, buy out every industry, either shut them down or secure monopoly positions as much as possible
>take over the competition in other countries too, shut it down and flood them with your own products (for which you have the biggest say on rules governing those through the EU)
>establish a common currency and remove borders to make "trade seamless"
>throw a few crumbs back as "solidarity" and put signs everywhere to explicitly state these were done with EU support

>WE GIVE YOU GIBS YOU UNGRATEFUL ANTI-EU LEECHES
>STOP MOVING HERE SLAVSHITS/BALKANSHITS/SOUTHRONS AND WORK YOUR JOBS FOR 200€ OR STAY UNEMPLOYED BECAUSE WE CLOSED ALL YOUR INDUSTRIES REEEEE

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wut? we dont care about slavshits etc. moving here and working the fields and cleaning toilets.
employment situation is good. germany isnt a "they took muh jobs" kind of place.
refugees and bailouts are a different situation.

totally agree, fuck them all

imagine thinking multinational corporations care about countries. imagine they give a fuck about your shithole country. imagine thinking adidas or volkswagen serve some kind of german imperial conspiracy to create an empire. you dumb slavic subhuman farmer.

germany is shit and brits are based as fuck since they decided gtfo of this union

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lol what's that shitty and false chart? we've had a growing positive trade balance since forever and guess what: procentually the balance has always been the same, it's just that our economy has grown a lot since back then, just like other Euro economies.

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brits are going to get raped by germanic cock for leaving the union. crashing this plane with no survivors.

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basierte Kräute

uhm sweeties, local governments give you subsidies, thats right, WE give YOU money to come here and make jobs, BMW, Mercedes, make agreement on tax cuts and actual project money, dont tell me your dudes at BMW and Volkswagen dont have a phoneline with Mama Merkel what kinda benefits youd like

Eastern Europe needs to align more with China to check German power.

>implying poles wouldnt buy german machienes anyway even without eu.

they might, they might not, but youd be in for a competition for their money, right now there is none because you deliver cheapest (no tariffs) and quality, i think its a good thing but pretending you are this charity organisation is laughable

>brits are going to get raped by germanic cock for leaving the union.
that's not how it went the last couple times

we might not be charity but we dont harm anyone. we sell quality goods for a good price. we also help provide some funds for infrastructure wich in turn benefits us also. its a mutually benefical relationship.

what couple times? world war memes? this is nothing like that. the britts have long lost their empire and industrial capacities and the eu is pretty united on their position regarding brexit even if they are divided on other topics.
essentially britain stands alone.

>look at me we are the allies now

>we sell quality goods for a good price. we also help provide some funds for infrastructure wich in turn benefits us also.
>its a mutually benefical relationship
Experience shows that that isn't the case

WHat experience? Jow Forums?

Oh it's the eternal victim again

your goverment being retarded and taking more and more debt wasnt our fault. overspending, corruption and tax evasion was the reason.
we might have been harsh in the way we handled the situation but what do you expect us to do?

Funny how it's only south Europeans that fail in the EU while everyone else gets along fine

you don't know how the world works...UK is USA's biggest ally in europe, do you know it means?

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And?

>your goverment being retarded and taking more and more debt wasnt our fault. overspending, corruption and tax evasion was the reason.
That's right. Which means we should stop buying foreign made products and boosting our own market and production as much as possible.

Not a mutually beneficial relationship

it doesnt mean shit. with that orange retard in power the usa is barely able to assert anything in europe. he got some fucking soybean sales out of his "negotiation tactics" wich we would have bought as animal feed anyway since trump tanked the price in his trade conflict with china. meanwhile north stream 2 is in full progress and we are activly working to circumvent american sanctions on iran.
dont forget we are all still in nato. maximum the us can do is pull troops out of europe wich I would welcome.

>WE GIVE YOU GIBS YOU UNGRATEFUL ANTI-EU LEECHES
>STOP MOVING HERE SLAVSHITS/BALKANSHITS/SOUTHRONS AND WORK YOUR JOBS FOR 200€ OR STAY UNEMPLOYED BECAUSE WE CLOSED ALL YOUR INDUSTRIES REEEEE

Lolwut? It's literally the opposite. The eternal furnace that is the German labor market needs more and more cheap human labor to burn. Open a fucking newspaper, Tonibler. Your future German employers will even pay for your language courses.

You're dumb. German economic policy is very much imperialistic. Countries like Poland, the Czech Republic or Romania are economically completely dependent on trade (NOT subsidies!) with Germany, which of course gives Germany lots of political leverage over these countries.

lol they never learn. it's funny

wrong. you assume a zero sum game. german companies in eastern europe dont suck people dry and transfer money to germany. they create new wealth. a sizable portion goes to germany so we do profit of eastern europe. but do we harm them? no the rest of the wealth stays there.

>The eternal furnace that is the German labor market needs more and more cheap human labor to burn.
Maybe not the best euphemism

Where is your empire, Nigel?

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>we wuz empire and shieet!

Germans are the Jews of Europe. Be careful my friends.

>And to out live the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.

There will be no empire from beyond the sea this time, no new world to come to the rescue of the old.

The U.K have been a continue disappoint, but I hope they turn it around.

>essentially britain stands alone.
they also did during the so called darkest hour
maybe it's one of their weird sadomasochistic fetishes

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I disagree. its perfect.

>you assume a zero sum game
I don't
See

Come up with a more fitting one.

thats okay but your post suggested otherwise

The eternal land of opportunity

How about “Work makes you free”

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There are 2 countries on this planet that for the sake of mankind should never exist. Ironically they are G*rmany and I*rael.

The g*rmans should have never been allowed to unite under a state.

Germany is like Sauron having the rings and to top it off also the one ring to rule them all, EU.

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Germany is too big for Europe and too small for the world.

>Germany is like Sauron having the rings and to top it off also the one ring to rule them all, EU.
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