>Be French
>Throw shit-fit about not having a Republic
>Kill the King and declare a Republic
>Kill hundreds of thousands and start a war in the process
>Decide it was a bad idea and appoint a new monarch as Emperor
>He immediately starts another war
>King's brother takes over after Emperor is exiled
>Is happy for awhile
>Get pissed off again and declare another Republic
>Immediately crown the previous Emperor's nephew as the new Emperor
>Get annihilated in a war against the Krauts and declare yet another Republic
>Capitulate to the Krauts again decades later
>Became famous for cowardice and surrendering
>Political situation in a mess and populace is divided between traditionalist Catholics and progressive socialists
>Traditionalists want peace with Krauts while progressives and socialists want to Bash the Fash
>Fash gets Bashed
>Fourth Republic is declared
>Have one somewhat half-way decent President who is sort of well liked
>Lose Algeria almost immediately and turn most of the world against us in the process
>Establish a fifth Republic for basically no reason
>Proceed to bitch and complain about every single President despite electing most of them in an overwhelming margin
>Celebrate the beginning of the French Revolution as our foundation day and most important national holiday despite it fucking up our nation beyond repair in the long term
>Simultaneously complain about the Republican system at the exact same time as celebrating it and retroactively declare Robespierre a hero
>Elect wealthy elite Rothschild-tied Eurocrat banker out of fear of becoming Fash if we vote the other way
>He fucks up our country again and everyone hates him
>Continue to glorify the Republic while complaining about the government
>Pride ourselves on our secularism despite inviting in millions of violent religious fanatics in the name of tolerance
>Will likely become a minority in our own country due to mass immigration
>MFW
French History In A Nutshell
>French History in a nutshell
>Starts from revolutionary France
Oh sweaty, our country is not 100 years old like the USA, disregarded your whole post just from the second >
why do yanks make terrible posts
>be american
>get shot
Honestly... I don't know
I don't get it
They have it all to well educate their people
And still...
This
he's absolutely right though you retarded niggers
france is a 3rd world shithole, it's poor filthy ugly full of scum, disease, niggers, fags, junkies
absolute pile of trash country
i'd much rather live literally anywhere else
France is born in 1789
this
Actually in 1789 France died in childbirth, and then Israel was born
>muh Israel boogeyman
Post 1789 France is the actual Israel
Actually France was born in 1998 with the first triumph of the white,black and brown republic of France
Oh
This one is gone already
Hey Ahmed, at least try to make some sense in your bullshit
France is never born
It has always existed
Back in the Chauvet cavern, 35000 years ago, proud french men were already painting walls for us to know France existed before any other nation or people
I am making perfect sense and there were actually some Jewish messianic texts that refer to France being the real Israel. France is the place from which Jews have come out to impose their tyrannic rule on the rest of humanity. Paris is literally the gate of hell, and Macron is the antichrist and he will unleash the apocalypse.
Prove me wrong, protip you can't.
BASED
But, Boubakar, every sane person knows it is logically impossible to disprove a paranoiac delusion as every attempt would only fuel it.
>paranoïac delusion
Illuminati confirmed
See?
>French history in a nutshell
>writes a college dissertation
Did you just come in from leddit?
Ooooh, so this is US college tier stuff here?
Really explains a lot
pic related is the only true french history