It's been 210 days since I started collecting all the memorable "CAP THIS" moments for LINK. Now that CL development stagnation is evident, now that long awaited Consensus is over and the last time Sergey gave a public speech is 2 months ago, I think it is the time to share my pack.
If you are a proud marine yourself, strap in, but I gotta warn you this ain't gonna be an easy ride for you. As for nolinkers, you're welcome to sit back and enjoy the progression of the cult.
Also, I'll be throwing in some LINK pastas Let's start
Back in the day all the Jow Forums was ecstatic about LINK and cumulatin while it was still an ED thing. Many ppl actually read the WP and were impressed. Others just rode the hype. But still, you hardly met anyone, who would ask you to spoonfeed them what CL or oracle problem is. Perhaps, that is because there were tons of good quality posts describing why ppl believe this shit is the future.
The fud existed from day 1. Cayman islands, 2 man team, gay project, tolilet fud appeared. Don't remember its origin. Probably there was a loo in a photo of Sergey's presentation at some class. Ultimately the loo meme evolved in "stinky linky". Ironically, "stinky linky" lives and prospers while almost everybody seems to have forgotten about the toilet fud. Overall, the fud was low quality and intended to be a joke. Nobody took it seriously.
Unexpectedly LINK was added to Binance and the prices went up a lot. SIBOS hype was growing. But when Sergey presented at Sibos, the pump collapsed really fast. Funnily enough, Sergey couldn't possibly trigger the sell out, as there was no video of him presenting. Just a bunch of sharks dropping their bags on LINK maximalists at an agreed time.
But then we had our first schism, when SIBOS was on the way. Some ppl were claiming you should sell the news, priced in meme was born. Mostly it related to the SWIFT partnership: linkies were discovering year old PoC statements, articles and notes by Sergey. Sure, linkies liked what they saw and wanted to share it, but it didn't change the fact they were sharing old news. It was priced in from the very start. The majority, however, preferred holding. Yet certain ones expected LINK to skyrocket after SIBOS and kept buying more and more. After that the calm of November came. The BTC forking and futures drama hit hard on us. Iron hand link marines meme was born: these were the ones who hadn't sold the ATH. Still not sure if the ranking system was just some autist trying to justify holding, or smt deeper. It could also be: 1. A way to estimate how many LINK Jow Forums held; 2. A way to stop even bigger sellouts; Ex-linklets started a massive fud campaign, provoking the weak handed to sell. Toilet memes were at their prime. WE ARE NOT FUCKING SELLING! was all over the place. That is the time when Jow Forums became ambivalent on LINK.
After a massive SIBOS fail ppl didnt expect much from Devcon in November. This time there was video, but the presentation was so technical brainlets could not understand a thing. Still all linkies jizzed their pants. After all, Sergey directly mentioned Chainlink in this one, while previously he always avoided that. He would occasionally direct viewers to the smartcontracts.com That made many ppl furious, cos while LINK slowly desccended into oblivion every other coin management was making sure to shill the fuck out of their projects.
But Sergey was also ridiculed, cos he had synthetic trousers, trainers and the same plaid shirt he wore in public a month ago. Jow Forums has always suspected him to be an autist, but this time he crossed the line and became /ourguy/. He also gained a lot of weight (Big Mac memes originate here), so no wonder that sfter Devcon toilets faded away and Money Belly meme prevailed. There was a small pump on Devcon, but nobody barely noticed it. Along with this CryptoTakeoff publications were giving us hope. That was a medium blogger that made regular updates on LINK TA, wallet distribution and news. But then she (yep) sold LINK and Jow Forums lost interest in this blog.
More and more fud appeared in December. SF nail salon office, $32m of burgers, Binance running out of funds. Some more technical fud appeared, Jason Parser was the top of an iceberg. Here nad there you could see larpers and just anons point out inconsistencies in CL code, critique that it was written in Ruby, then critique that swapping for golang midway shows how unprofessional the team was etc... It was a hard time to hold. Only the most paranoid ppl, that were afraid that Singularity would happen as soon as they sold, kept holding. Anons discovered Linkpool and it gave us hope, as finally smb trusted in LINK enough to build its spinoff. Also, thodges joined CL team and the 2 man team meme now was even more obsolete, but strangely, it persisted even now, when CL has 5 ppl officially emloyed, uses advisors and has a shitload of forks and commits from the community.
Then AB appeared. His predictions became popular only during this whole market collapse, cos he was predicting exactly that. He was also predicting double-triple digit LINK, which made many ppl think that he some kind of kind-hearted insider. But then he disappeared. Some think he got afraid of getting doxed, some say it was a larper, some believe it was Sergey himself trying to give us hope. Actually, many larpers have emerged bout this time. All them trying to give some insider info. After NY mud and pedal optimistic meme appeared. But LINK did what it does best and ceashed once again. Link holders enterd limbo. Plus Mobius fud appeared, and the promised CL status update from Sergey was a disappointment, and to see any progress you had to go directly go to github and see if anything happened. The promised golang rewrite of the original wss taking longer than usual. We expected it to come eoy 2017, but it arrived only in March 2018.
There was a major pump in February before Superconference, that made many nolinkers scratch off their faces, as by then many alts were way below their respective ATHs in December. But once again, LINK being LINK crashed down to where it belonged. It went from 25c to 80c than back to 25c all in one month or so.
Generally March and April were rather optimistic for LINK. It held strong through the market justing (you can't lose worth much after being dumped x1/4, can you?), LinkPool was giving updates on progress, community started paying more attention to github activity, all the "competitors" turned out to be significantly inferior, here and there big wigs announced how much they like blockchain and that they'd like to use it some day. All this gave linklets hope. Holding link almost lost its stigma, as not only all alts, but top10 ant BTC holders went completely btfo by the bear. LINK turned into yet another alt. At some point in April Jow Forums went extremely slow and there could be zero link threads in catalog, whereas before that they were popping almost every hour.
Holy fuck user just post the caps we don't need your life story
Jordan Ortiz
*You can actually notice that October kinkies were more moderate in their estimates Even the first big get for LINK didn't mention the notorious $1000 EOY Also, some ppl say that $1000 eoy has never specified which year wrong. If you go back to archives it is clear, ppl expected LINK to get big yet in 2017
Has it ever occured to you that Sergey indeed is a crook and wanted to exit scam, but at some point he discovered that Jow Forums developed a cult around him. Then he seriously considered his options. Either he exit scams and becomes the revenge target of severely autistic ppl, capable of pinpointing a photo location by chemtrails in the sky only. (As, umlike Joost, he made the mistake of showing his face and disclosing his true name). Or he has to play the role to the end and deliver the product. CL has always been a joke, and somehow this brilliant con artist has managed to create an illusion of industrial endorsement. Who knows, he could have invested his NXT profits into buying a presentation room at SIBOS. But now he has to do the fucking job and make a joke into reality in order to stay alive. The more autistic we are, the more memes and hopes we splurge the more hard-working he gets. We are literally the gun to Sergey's head
+ Institutionalised Intellectual disability and escapees - Psychosis in Chief: Patient Sergey Nazarov - Bipolar shits itself and giggles at farts: 500001+ LINK - Drools and wears adult diaper: 250001-500000 LINK - Sticks finger in bum and licks it: 175001-250000 LINK - Giggles while chasing invisible friends: 125001-175000 LINK - Feeds using straw and eats crayons: 75001-125000 LINK - Rubs feces on body: 50001-75000 LINK - Attends special needs school: 35001-50000 LINK - Work placement in walmarts disability scheme: 25001-35000 LINK - Cannot do basic math: 20001-25000 LINK - Has never read a book cover to cover: 15001-20000 LINK XXX + Care in the community - Masturbates in public and wears safety helmet: 10001-15000 LINK - Photo sent to local schools with file: 9001-10000 LINK - Fired from McDonalds: 7501-9000 LINK - Hindu: 5001-7500 LINK - Of African descent: 3501-5000 LINK - Never graduated high school: 1501-3500 LINK XXX + Appears normal but - Never held stable job: 501-1500 LINK - Drug addict: 1-500 LINK
+ Hell On Earth Ranks - Lucifer, Enemy of God Almighty: Sergey Nazarov - Incapable Of Breathing Due To Lack Of Energy: 500001+ LINK - Wailing Continuously Without Being Concious of It: 250001-500000 LINK - Pluck Out Whole Fingernails With Teeth: 175001-250000 LINK - Pull Out Bushels of Hair To Self-Harm: 125001-175000 LINK - Curling Into a Ball For Extended Periods Of Time: 75001-125000 LINK - No Energy To Perform Suicide Despite Being Willing: 50001-75000 LINK - Contemplating Tool Of Suicide: 35001-50000 LINK - Contemplating Suicide: 25001-35000 LINK - Crying Uncontrolably: 20001-25000 LINK - Constant Elevated Heartbeat: 15001-20000 LINK
XXX + Managable Pain Ranks - Nervous Eye Twitch: 10001-15000 LINK - Bloodshot Eyes: 9001-10000 LINK - Dead Stare: 7501-9000 LINK - Watery Eyes: 5001-7500 LINK - Staring at Floor: 3501-5000 LINK - Blank Stare: 1501-3500 LINK
XXX + Little Child Ranks - Mild Fluster: 501-1500 LINK - Carefree: 1-500 LINK
If there is a god, this would be a good moment to hit the reset button. I know how it sounds, but I’ve had enough. So much "oh we can get through this, stay positive!" No. I'm fucking pissed. I am angry and I am upset and I have said it many times already tonight but I will not be nice to chainlink shills. I will not be nice to stinky brainlets. I will not be nice to useless neets. I will not be nice to complete retards. Fuck you Jow Forums you fucking piece of shit.
Because the toilets were close to where he presented so the fud was he was giving speeches in the toilet you fucking newfag
Wyatt Ortiz
please plreas preasl esaelP hit the lottery
Colton Morales
Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having. Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut
Good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, for the present moment is all that truly exists MOST IMPORTANTLY FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes and you make it! FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!
Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
I AM RICH I AM WEALTHY I AM A MILLIONAIRE LINK HAS GIVEN ME INFINITE ABUNDANCE
Its important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.
WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all(измeнeнo) YOU MUST BE CERTAIN THAT THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE WHAT YOU DESIRE CERTAINTY CREATES INTENTION INTENTION CREATES BELIEF BELIEF CREATES UNDOUBTEDNESS WHEN THERE IS NO DOUBT THERE WILL BE NO CHOICE BUT FOR IT TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY NOW WE ARE CERTAIN, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FAIL DON'T JUST THINK ABOUT IT WITH YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND FEEL IT - FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO MAKE IT FEEL THE EMOTIONS YOU WILL FEEL WHEN LINK HITS $1,000 FEEL THE EMOTIONS OF YOU BUYING YOUR DREAM HOUSE AND CAR FEEL THEM ALL AS THOUGH IT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN THE PRESENT MOMENT IF YOU CAN FEEL IT BEFORE YOU CAN SPEAK IT, THEN THE MANIFESTATION IS WELL ON IT'S WAY!
But remember, Binance was still new at the time, and people were complaining that LINK wouldn't moon until it got on a 'real' exchange like Bittrex or Poloniex, lol
Tyler Cooper
Raiden*
Ian Morales
Nah, I won't bother with these captions this much. I got dozens and all of them are precious. Can't make TA overlay for all of them.
=== *Remember, when COSS was still a thing? Perhaps, not listing LINK was their fatal mistake
>be whale >hire fudders so you can buy cheap LINK >doesn't work >dump a bit of your position to try and liquidate stop losses and catch panic sellers >doesn't work, nobody has stop losses set up and nobody wants to sell >attempt to buy your dumped LINK back >nobody is selling >angrily market buy back to the price you started dumping at >repeat every month
I met sergey in person, he is thinking so far ahead into the future he has no effing clue what’s going on around him in the present. He thinks we’re a bunch of racist bigots, he has no idea why you guys picked his coin to meme but now he’s Struggling to deliver on his retardedly grandiose project of some kind of blockchain AI omniscient super being that settles all the worlds contracts autonomously.
Look, just fucking admit it. If you weren't taking part in the LARPfest or the shitshow muh connecting the dots in various cult-like LINK threads, from the outside looking in, it all looks like a fucking scam (hint: it all is). During its ICO, it didn't use a fucking smart contract. Its name is fucking SmartContracts but they didn't use one for their ICO. It just screams of dressing shit up with buzzwords. These fucking deluded STINKERS think that LINK is so great but it isn't. It's a fucking .json parser. A useless one at that. Can you even imagine a coin in crypto where its disguise, its facade of ingenuity and brilliance is exposed by some random redditor who irrevocably shat on the whole project? A random fucking redditor pointing out something that some goddamned philosophy major who had the gall to ask for 32 million fucking dollars wasn't able to think of. How retarded are you to actually hold this hot garbage of a token? Jesus fucking CHRIST. Literally inventing a solution to some non-problem, when every single reputable project would just be able to use a slew of currently available oracles/oracle networks, or they can simply make their own, like VeChain. Just fucking admit it you cultist fucks. The only reason they don't do hype on twitter like TRX is not due to muh professionalism, but because Sergey's afraid of drawing even more attention when he inevitably exits this fucking scam of a project. It's fucking over, LINKtards. Even redditors smell your desperation. No one would be buying LINK. You are never going to make it. You are all fucking disgusting. Go fucking kill yourselves.
November 4 2017 LINK was at an almost all time low of 2400sats, that's over 2x from then.
Excellent call by that user
BTW can you rename my screenshot to wedgeanon or wedgefag?
Gabriel Roberts
OP, you should post that comment AB made about being suprised if chainlink doesnt hit 3$ by the end of May. At this point thats a 650% increase in just 9 days lol
Jayden Allen
* Kek, these spring predictions are priceless. Sure, LINK will climb up slow and steady, I am not some kind of deluded gambler, I don't expect x1000 in a month, like those cultists
So apparently a guy in the private LINK slack accidentally shared a file in #general which was supposed to be shared in #legal. Seemed like a lawyer or so, didn't catch his username. I opened it and it turned out to be a NDA for Tesla R&D department regarding a strategic partnership for Oracle software for their factory supply chain software in Tilburg, the Netherlands which they are testing to be blockchain based. Couldn't read all of it because he quickly deleted his file thereafter and because Slack uses an internal file viewer, the resource became inaccessible and I got an error. Wasn't the only one who saw it and tried to discuss it but quickly our messages were deleted. Probably because it's sensitive stuff.
Take this with a grain of salt, might be someone fucking around with us in the private Slack. But with the right amount of skepticism it might imply something.
It's funny you think I give a shit what you think lmfao. How weak minded do you think I am? I say keep it coming, it only motivates me to more to prove idiots like you wrong, and prove my support right.
I'm sure you're trolling about the legitimacy of LINK, and I really HOPE you didn't let the memes get to you. Realize your stupidity is possibly costing you the single greatest crypto investment of 2018.
Not to mention, yes most of my money is tied into crypto, but this is still only a side thing and not my primary focus.
I'm training to become a Pararescueman in the USAF. It's gonna be the single hardest thing I've ever done in my life. But it's worth it. I could be a millionaire, and will still be willing to go out there and risk my life in order to bring a fellow soldier home. My life has a purpose, and for at least the next 8 years it's gonna be Pararescue for me.
Afterwards I will focus all my attention on business, but that's a bridge I'll cross when I get to it.
Guys I don't think I can take it anymore a Linkmarine
Haven't kept up with the project lately cause of life stuff, but I bought a fat stack of LINK during presale last September. We rose from 9 cents to 50 cents in the span of a month, and then hovered around 40 cents for a good amount of time. BTC was 4500ish or thereabouts
it's been 7 fucking months and the price is exactly the same. Periodically I check Jow Forums and see the obligatory, "Tonight!" threads, or just general charting threads. Why? What the fuck are you celebrating. With the exception of the temporary bubble, this shit has been trading in the same channel for nearly a goddamn year.
And what the fuck do we have? Still no medium updates. No marketing director as promised. All of the Assblaster posts have been proven LARPs. None of the secret developments all of these Sherlock holmes autists post about have come to fruition. Not one.
Woo we get ropsten next month. You just know there will be bugs and all sorts of complications. And what about adoption? No word from SWIFT. No word from anybody. maybe JNT will LOOK at it. Fucking docusign? Really? Yet some of you idiots still cling to the delusion that mainnet will go live and all of these banks will be diving right in. Bull fucking shit.
and it's not even as if LINK is the chosen one anymore. Oracles are popping up left and right. This team is severely outclassed.
How fucking long are we supposed to hold for? Most of us are in our 20s. You get what, maybe 15 years more of prime living? And we've already pissed damn near 10% of that away, waiting for absolutely nothing. Jesus fucking christ
Just found this place and I'm amazed at how much support for Sergey Nazarov you guys are showing. Let me tell you guys a story. I think you'll appreciate it. You may not know this, but Sergey is actually a pretty decent golfer. I remember last year attending an event at the American Cup. I was part of his crew at the range and let me tell you, we were in Awe when he whacked a ball 572 yards. It was incredible. What's even crazier is what happened next. Tiger actually walked up with a bucket of balls, apparently getting ready for his comeback at the Masters. Sergey looked at Tiger and said "Man that's all you ever do is practice. Practice, practice, practice." Tiger looked at him and said "Well if I had your talent Nazarov I wouldn't have to practice so much." Crazy.
Better question is how would IBM researchers miss the connection between cryptlets and chainlink, instead analyzing them as two seperate solutions?
This thread is the epitome of Link delusion, the result of a sick mind. Loosely related extrapolations passed off as some kind of "proof" that the content of the information is "secretly" referring to Chainlink. This mental illness is the result of months of collective delusion, believing that billion dollar companies are under strict NDA's, believing in the "insider" LARP's, believing that randomly generated numbers on a Somalian LGBTQ Support Group BBS are literal "magick". The fact is the only confirmed partners are a few small projects, and the confirmation of these partnerships is still dubious at best.
It will take at least a few years for the mainnet to mature and work out the bugs. You will all have nothing to look forward to but an empty network and a slow trickle of fixes coming in for the bug bounty period. 99% of you have no experience or insight into software development, much less the ins and outs of development in the Blockchain space. Most of you couldn't explain in simple terms what a Blockchain is, what bitcoin is, what ethereum is, or what an "immutable decentralized network" is(tip, it doesn't exist as of this writing).
You are invested in technology you don't understand, holding out for a mathematically impossible return on that investment, and your primary source of information is anons with giant bags who are going to dump on you for their own amusement. $1.50 EOY is a bullish prediction. $10-$20 per link by 2021 is a bullish prediction. You will deserve the fate you are dealt if you continue to steep in these deep delusions.
Sergey is playing chess at a 5D level. His IQ is reportedly 200, his brain is capable of thinking at velocities you can't grasp. 1D: LINK is a great project. 2D: LINK is a meme. 3D: LINK is a great project, but there is fud and mystery. 4D: LINK is a solid project, there are hidden messages everywhere. He is humble and hardworking. 5D: The most brilliantly crafted exit scam. He is able to fake partnerships for 50%, and bluff his way into corporations for 50% of the other partnerships. He deliberately leaves breadcrumbs and occasionally LARPs as multiple people, including Rory. He is the only one in the world capable of conducting this masterplan. He will exit scam more traceless than imaginable. The pictures we "have" of him is a MKUltra hypnotized grad student of his.
NoLinkers are a joke. Their understanding of finance is at best warped, but likely closer to 'perverted.' They have demonstrated throughout these past months a limited grasp of what Chainlink is or what it seeks to do, and multiple assertions in their fud threads have been disproven with the most basic, cursory, surface-level research. But the specifics don't annoy me so much as Nolinker’s basic mindset.
Nolinkers have an arbitrary set of critera with which they seem to be evaluating projects, but it does not involve fundamental analysis or technical analysis. Nolinkers are evaluating based on "community support" by looking at twitter followers, and have a standard of professionalism based on... the website? How frequently the CEO makes 'announcements'?
While Nolinkers intelligence is worthless in that it is deeply misguided and not even particularly useful for what it seems to want to do (measure community involvement and the professionalism of the team), I wonder if they could become part of an indicator. I'll look at some of their shills and mull it over....
>claims to be an oldfag >doesnt know the astro namefaggot Yeah thanks for outing yourself
Anthony Sullivan
Yes, go back to your make-believe bubble where everything is set for you to have the life you always wanted and the only thing you need to do is trust someone else to solve it all. There is nothing for you to do, just wait. It will all get better once you make it.
Your parents will be proud of you and look up to you. Your friends will respect you and want to be on your life more often. You'll find love, be sure of it. Once you've uncovered who you really are after acquiring your wealth people will agree with you: You're the best! You’re so smart! You’re so lucky! I am so lucky to have met you, I'm always going to be by your side, and I love you. I love you. Maybe she does and maybe she won't leave. Maybe your new and old friends like you all the same and do care for you. Maybe your parents do think they did a great job raising you. Or maybe you don't have anyone at all. Even better then, because once you make it none of this will matter. That's because everything you've dreamed of being depends on only one decision. Would you'd made it if it wasn't for this? Would you'd made it if you didn't risk being a fool for a year or two before whatever scam you're attached to succeeded? I don't think so and you don't think so either.
That's why you're still here, looking for yet another clue to lay back and be calm while you wait for the day when the rest of your life can truly begin. Keep waiting.
