/cum/ - Canada Usa Mexico (+friends)

I saw a tweet where she responded to /lit/ calling her a pseudo who names herself after Sartre. Also she's marrying a gay guy or something.

wtf??
wtf don't

>hair on my legs
ew

you're going to trigger a rant about how if you don't let your grandma bully the shit out of you you're a bad person

Choke yourself on a dick

Say helloooo to my little friend!!

just stopping by to say I usually post in dixie or brit because I refuse to share a thread with a bunch of smelly mexicans

youtu.be/E7Jyp-JpJbc?t=4m19s

The illegal is not a terrorist
the illegal is a worker
the terrorists bring a passport
they do not enter by land, but by plane.

So, stop bothering us
and recognize our work.
We are wet that is very true
but it's not bad to be illegal
we are human just like you
Why do you want to kill us?
Be careful as we are many
and there come millions more.
Although you reinforce your borders well
we will get into your nation
that great wall does not stop us
we will cross and by lots.

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how did she ruin the food? what does that mean?

Okay so I'm back from work and the batting cages and I've had this scenario stuck in my head and I was wondering what you guys would do in this situation.

So the job I was at is in the middle of the woods, its a retreat place for religious groups. And sometimes they have prisoners who go there and stay the night. I'm usually there alone, sometimes late at night and I have to check each room individually (they are sectioned off so each has an outside exit).

What if one day when checking the rooms I found an escaped prisoner in the room who had been living there just to survive. What would you do in that scenario? Would you report him? Would you pretend you didn't see him and just go on his with his life and maybe let him know you're just there for maintenance and when he should and shouldnt stick around so he got caught?

I have a very libertarian view on these sort of things so I feel like I would be more likely to do the latter but at the same time I'd be worried he would go on to harm somebody. What about you?

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I don't want to go into detail especially not with a noflag leaf right now

>95495760
2 many word bruh

i'd shoot him for violating my NAP

pretty close to filtering the dane permanently

I’m a great person to my grandparents
In fact I’m they’re favorite grandkid and they put me to the top of their will
I’m gonna inherit their property in San Francisco and their farmland in Minnesota when they die
My cousins hate me for it though

what do you mean by a noflag leaf? does not having that botnet browser highjack installed make me a bad guy?

Nooooooooo!!! I’m sorry ameri

Their favorite*
Phone posting is hard

found my memes

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noflag leafs are generally the worst posters in /cum/

youtube.com/watch?v=6RO7K4W-c9g

i miss mass effect buds

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fk never says goodbye

elf-slut.tumblr.com
me if i didnt live in such a homophobic shithole

Why does Mexican music sound like polka? Is this how the ancient Aztecs sang? Ancient Conquistadors??

wtf i do good posts

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You can camwhore even in a "homophobic shithole" dummy. Even that dork wears a mask constantly

extremely cuteboy but also annoying discord attention whore tbqh

homosexuals are scary tho it's perfectly reasonable to be homophobic

Sleepy time buh bye

Unironically 100% true
I wish people would stop getting so triggered by them

I’ve had sex with someone who was born a male

>disappears

Goodnight! DANISH DREAMS!

????

Also I dated a Hispanic girl who posts porn on Reddit

That dork has to wear a mask his chin is fucked

god i wish that were me

Thanks for leaving you manipulative bitch

Tan w

I post with and without flags

sorry

*tan q (thank u)

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like this post if you remember chin-chan. Not so fast, zoomers!

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ugh...

Unironically had something like this happen to me during sex when I was still a pup and it made me feel awful

cum lol

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do you have a yuge dong?

I don't get it

what dont you get? i can explain it

I don’t find this attractive
If it’s not a girl with a dick I don’t like it

literally all of it
I can't tell if they're saying a penis is too big or too small, or if they're talking about their cunts

I find the feminine look on guys really gross like better to be a masucline guy or a feminine girl. My 2c.

Narrow shoulders
Nice legs
Thigh highs
Skirt
If it’s like that then I like it
Regret having the trap take his shirt off
It was long enough to be dress-like
Or maybe have him put one of my shirts on

she's talking about her daughter(son) who is getting his penis cut off and replaced with part of his inestines to form a "vagina"

I used to do this. I even made up unique personalities for the different flags I posted under. Was fun.

broad shoulders >

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u_u

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no not even just a bit above average 6.5-7

>intestines
That’s not how sexual reassignment surgery works retard

I have a 5 inch penis and I'm NOT ashamed to admit it

>"did you catch the game last night"
>"I'm going golfing with my friends"
>"this video game is really violent"
>"people can be gay if they want, I just think its weird"
>"I don't need to smoke weed to know legalizing it is a bad idea"
>"how are you going to drive that sports car in the snow?"
>"people who drive shouldn't be protesting pipelines"
>"why didn't you get a place in the suburbs?"
Does anyone else have an NPC dad? It's weird having a non-person as your father.

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If you put a skirt on and have long hair or a good wig you’ll be girly enough

4.5 here

>That’s not how sexual reassignment surgery works retard
Rectosigmoid Vaginoplasty, aka Sigmoid Colon Vaginoplasty, uses a section of the Sigmoid colon to create the vaginal lining. First described in 1974, Rectosigmoid Vaginoplasty results in a well-proportioned, self-lubricating vagina, which does not require post-operative dilatation for extended periods of time. Furthermore, this segment of the colon is thick-walled and large in diameter, and thus carries a lower risk of bleeding after sexual intercourse. The technique is particularly suited to patients who have short penises, and is also used as a corrective surgery for patients with vaginal obstruction as the result of a previous Vaginoplasty, or in patients who have had Penectomy ("nullification.")

Additional abdominal surgery with intestinal anastomosis, which increases the risk of postoperative ileus.
Visible abdominal scar.
A longer surgery with added complexity and expense.
Rectosigmoid graft lining the vagina is unlikely to provide the quality of sensation that is possible with Penile Inversion.
The production of mucus from the colon graft can lead to excessive discharge, though this typically decreases significantly within 3–6 months. (Daily vaginal cleaning for 1 month can help.)
Colon grafts must be screened for colon cancer and should be monitored if the patient develops inflammatory bowel disease.

Feminine looks aren't my preference but if they do it well it's fine, the problem is when they don't, if you know your face/chin is fucked and you're not going to fix it and you have to wear a mask to fool your prison gay followers just stop pretending, start working out and go Jow Forums mode or regular twink

I don't understand how that's allowed but sewing someone elses face on yours isn't

My dad didn’t let me play DOOM because he said Satan would use it to turn me against God
Jokes on him because sheltering me made me a degenerate

Cute!

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that is allowed though, lots of people have got face transplants

That’s the less common surgery brainlet

My dad is a litttteral redditor

ayyyyy ma nigguh

>My dad didn’t let me play DOOM because he said Satan would use it to turn me against God
>Jokes on him because sheltering me made me a degenerate

i asked you this yesterday but why didn't you point out that the game is literally about fighting and killing evil demons from hell

Based, fuck protestants.

If I could go back in time I would just run away

My dad met the girl (male) I fucked but he thinks that (s)he is a female
(S)he really is super feminine

that's the surgery jaz jennings had to get, since he took hormones or blockers or whatever from such a young age his benis was too small to invert

now stop calling me names you jerk

i wish i was her

Doom 64 is the best doom

*drops mic*

My dad bitches about his job and his health (all minor things that could be fixed if he'd see a doctor but then he'd have one less thing to bitch about) but he also talks about history and recommends me music a lot

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>not brutal doom
it's like you're not even brutal

o-ok

it is literally based on polka and vals that the european immigrants brought with them to the northern states.

>Ranchera polka (2/4)
>Ranchera vals (3/4)
>Corrido polka (2/4)
>Corrido vals (3/4)
>Corrido son (6/8)
>Bolero (4/4)

On southern states you find other kind of rythms
youtu.be/QguCUDorNn0?t=1m25s

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I did
He wouldn’t hear it
I also couldn’t read Harry Potter, watch anything with magic, or play anything not history based

say something nice about canada

its a really good place to be gay

Also they never let me go out with friends so I became a shut in
And I wasn’t allowed to have a girlfriend but their helicopter parenting made me a loser anyway