Make it

>If your dick is below 6 inches it's because of all that tummy fat hiding the actual length.
You're very naive if you believe that the universe is fair enough for every man on earth to be given a 6+ incher.

Give us your money so we can do dope shit with it you pathetic shitbag

I was making a generalization about how a majority of Jow Forums will react to falling assbackwards into money you dumb dumbs.

Look for nearby locations that offer group dance lessons. Go to all of them and learn to dance with people. It will help you get over your fear of people and get you comfortable with touching a girl physically.

A some bars with dance floors will offer lessons some nights of the week and you can undoubtedly find actual dance studios which offer group classes.

This applies to anyone socially awkward. Take a shower first though and understand people get sweaty and you aren't the only one.

Why do you fuck traps Chris?

You were larping like the sad sack you are

>not playing competitive video games
you're gonna kill yourself sooner or later

this makes a lot of sense. my social anxiety def went away for the most part once i started working at a call center when i was younger. lot of the people working there were chill too and went out to grab drinks etc. just be cool and social and stop worrying about what others think. that's a main cause as to why us introverts think too much which causes us to act socially awkward that is visible to others through our mannerisms.

Only God can bring true happiness. You're chasing temporal goods and pleasure. Never gonna make it.

I've got an idea for you - I've been planning to do it once I make it.

They say that charity is one of the best feelings in the world, but maybe you are the opposite kind of person someone who likes to cause pain. How will you know and how can you prevent yourself from wasting your money finding out.

Well here's the idea.

>Find a down on her luck girl
>Homeless is ok but only if you know the risks and she's v recently homeless
>Otherwise find insecure unhappy girl living with bad family (obviously over 18)
>Befriend, look after her - she'll mainly just want to talk to someone
>Then buy her a few small things, lunch etc, a new cheap necklace (she'll have never had shit like this bought before because she'll think she is worthless.
>eventually show her how much better life is with you than with her current situation (shit family, shit squat etc)
>that's when you tell her you want to run away with her
>boom, meme to a city on other side of the states
>she has no friends/family - cut off ties, she only has you
>then, you are her only lifeline
>she is much happier because of what you have done, you saved her from a life of misery.

at this point you decide whether you actually feel good about what you did and then carry on like normal.

if you don't feel good then it's time to see if you get joy from causing suffering.

>stop spending money on her
>make comments about her appearance, just small ones at first
>complain that she doesn't do enough work round the house or bring in money
>call her clingy (even though you made her like this)
>then get more abusive verbally/physically
>when you're reaching peak shitness you kick her out and move city - leaving her with no friends/connections/lifeskills/trust etc

if you get a thrill from that just keep repeating - otherwise see a doc to get some depression pills

Women dont remain homeless that long unless they are really messed up. Otherwise they just shack up with a guy as tons of guys would trip over themselves to shelter a homeless chick thinking theyre doing them a favor and will be rewarded with sex/affection/appreciation. Truth is even if you go with your plan eventually kicking them back out on the streets, theyd just need to go to a bar or sit outside a gas station looking sad before luring in another provider.

the house idea is better then - college's are always a good place (over 18 of course).

plenty of lonely insecure people in the world that want someone to make them feel happy. which is prime target to do a mid term 3-12month soul crushing game

Which god is the right one though? What if I pick the wrong one? Will I still have eternal happiness?

There's only one.

When you make it and have all the time in the world you naturally will pursue hobbies and find a way to socialize. Expensive objects that collect dust? Car clubs are an awesome way to get out of the house and socialize. Take up autocross or racing even. Or a boat, same thing. Find boat clubs.
Social awkwardness is something you can defeat with time. When you're wagecucking a retail/customer service job all you want to do at the end of the day is not be around people, but when you have all that free time you will want to socialize whether you realize it or not.
Plus, emptiness is subjective. You want to hole up in a hermit cave with your stacks of cash and do what the fuck you want? Don't feel bad about it.

>>pay to stick your four inch dick in a warm wet hole
fuck you five inch

You've got some issues, Stan.