American tries to say 'legs'

>American tries to say 'legs'
>comes out as 'laygs'

>'eggs'
>'aygs'

This is disgusting

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Oh Dylan buzz OFF, you're a freakin JERK FACE!!
*turns and punches another hole in the dry wall*

Why do they all have cardboard walls?

Fuck you

relatable

>Limey uses a word with a "r" in it
>Doesn't pronounce the "r"
What do you guys think you're french or something?

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There are like several dialects in America

True
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Av0R4dG5PXw

Fuhk you eric! yer not my REAL dad. mom doesn't even luhv yew she just wants yer munee!!!! GOD I hate yew so much!!!!!!!!!!!! why are yew embarassing me in front of brandon?????

OI M8 RIGHT SHAG INNIT GOVNA'. YOU LITTLE KNACKA PISS OFF LAD

Come on, guys. Brits have more than their fair share of pussy faggot voices.

dood ur a fucken fagit

youtube.com/watch?v=sNSoN2Ueh_M

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now this is podracing

why are you actually obsessed with us
it's boring and pathetic

Okay. This. Is. EPIC.

Spot on

you
are
nigger
koon

ahahahahah

Oh has it been three minutes since the last obsessed thread about us? Also only the south does that

>this thread
>the last 5 OBSESSED threads
sad really. Get a job ya NEETs it's 4 AM over there

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>Fuck you
>>Limey uses a word with a "r" in it
>>Doesn't pronounce the "r"
>What do you guys think you're french or something?
>OI M8 RIGHT SHAG INNIT GOVNA'. YOU LITTLE KNACKA PISS OFF LAD
>Come on, guys. Brits have more than their fair share of pussy faggot voices.
>[YouTube] FORTNITE DANCE CLASSES - MAJOR CRINGE (embed)
>why are you actually obsessed with us
>it's boring and pathetic
>Oh has it been three minutes since the last obsessed thread about us? Also only the south does that
>>this thread
>>the last 5 OBSESSED threads
>sad really. Get a job ya NEETs it's 4 AM over there

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>American banter

If the English had all their teeth it would sound like "laygs" when you pronounce it as well.

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>he forgot to edit out all the double arrows

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Buff
Rich
Intelligent
Testicle

>American banter

he fergawt tew edeet aht awl der dubbl errohs

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>britcuck banter
>"""""banter""""""

>this entire thread
youtube.com/watch?v=TerQR-QdbtY

>British banter

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based

brilliant thread

>He's responding to himself

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compare.
Ascendant
Monetarily
Enourmous
Rich
Intelligent
Can-do attitude
Admirable
Nonconformist

Brutish
Rude
Irritable
Treasonous

interesting to say the very least

This is a dialect that hasn't existed since the 1950s

Oi m8 ya fink u ken post this shite online wifout renewing ur internet loicense? ?!

>British tries to say "forever"
>comes out as "foh-eh-vah"

i lol'd...hard

>Americans make up most of the userbase on the chon
>flaunt their weird and cringy idiosyncratic behaviour
>someone brings it up
>OH YOU'RE OBSESSED MUHMAMMED LOL

I want to suck British dick

see

>flaunt their weird and cringy idiosyncratic behaviour
>Uhm mate why yur naht a newyurotic twot loike me?

shit maygan did u hear that skwerl

Why are Americans so painfully unfunny?

>He's still at it
Cringe

angry
mutts
eating
rotten
incel
cock
and
nigger
sperm

beautiful
right-minded
intelligent
trustworthy
outstanding
nice
sophisticated

damn.... el goblino btfo

fucking lol

Serious question, why can't they read phonetically?

Rhotic accents all sound legitimately fucking gay, American especially so
It's like adding an extra level of soy onto an already fucking soytastic people

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george washington was a soyboy

On a side note it's pretty cute how Mutts pronounce "Harry Potter" as "Hairy Podder"

>Rhotic accents all sound legitimately fucking gay, American especially so
>It's like adding an extra level of soy onto an already fucking soytastic people

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>Rhotic accents all sound legitimately fucking gay, American especially so
>It's like adding an extra level of soy onto an already fucking soytastic people

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>Hey Cregg, would you mind taking Maygan to Walmart to get some 'urbz? We need bayzil, orAYGano, and cilantro. And don't forgit the aigs and Gram Crackers. Before you go could you please pess me my bawdle of wahder? Oh and rimimber to check your meer sweedy!

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hairy podder an the sawsrers stahwn

see that's rich coming from the soyest country on the face of the earf
youtube.com/watch?v=cUJgiXuoTyY

Nothing soy about these
Ugly and disgusting yes, but not soy

>He's up posting this shit at 4 AM

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yanks smell like poo and piss because their toilets are baths

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British men are warriors they don't need sleep like amerisoys

*Dabs on mental wellbeing*

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>I have a healthy sleep schedule

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Fo-tee

Say "katana".

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really incredible

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>Brits still seething, because they don't own the language anymore

Another Brit making a thread about how glorious we are. I swear it's almost as if every Brit poster is a little sissy who can't go ONE day without thinking about BIG AMERICAN COCK pic related is OP

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lay eggs

imagine actually saving this image, nevermind spending hours making it

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I know the truth can hurt sometimes

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>Mutts say Katahna

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jesus christ you're obsessed
so a bunch of chav sluts got '''''raped''''' so what

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oh no, a poorly made microsoft paint image a brit posted
don't you have something better to do, like vote your rights away?

>Trying to deny he doesn't lust for AMERICAN COCK
Lel

A in Japanese is pronounced "Ah". There's too much emphasis on the second A, but it's closer than "Kuh-tan-uh".

>A in Japanese is pronounced "Ah". There's too much emphasis on the second A, but it's closer than "Kuh-tan-uh".
This post makes zero sense because Americans cannot pronounce vowels.
Do you actually mean 'ah', or is it 'eh', 'uh', 'oh', or 'or'

>Imagine being this autistic
Dios mio

But Americans say "uh" too

how does moving around hurt his laygs?

Uh ooo uh uh ooo uh uh ooo
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>The uploader has not made this video available in your country

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this has been a fun thread my yankee friends, but it's bedtime for me now.
these were my posts, please review them and give me feedback.

Why? Maybe dis one will work
youtu.be/oGmqDLJekBE

Why are you up at 5 AM?

Freak off morm I ayum trarn eat moi cheemee chahngeRs

>Why are you up at 5 AM?

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I wanted to go to sleep 5 hours ago but I wasn't tired

>I go to bayd at a reasonable time

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High test posts

‘ate yanks
‘ate poofs
Simple as

absolutely based

Seriously though. You Brits are the ones who pronounce e like that. I noticed it when I visited Britain.
Why the fuck would you even try to say this? That’s the height of hypocrisy.
And kiwis say it like ee

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Never change, mutts

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Honestly I’m confused. It’s a fundamental part of your accent to say more like a European than us. What you described is the basic European e sound. Go look up Dutch or Spanish.

No one knows what the fuck you're talking about
Re-type your post using IPA and then we can have a discussion

Nigga I ain’t learning that

Just believe me when I say I’m right and you’re wrong and move on with your life