ITT be as French as possible

We use stop instead of arrét because we’re bunch of pussies

zoot alors...i surrender

My favorite color is white, like my German master and his cum

I've never actually met a French person in my entire life.

We don't actually exist

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I'm gay and I surrender hon hon hon

>nutella
Italian

oo la la oo oo oo la la oui oui oui oo oo la la ooga booga oo la la oui oui allah la la oo oui oui ooga booga allah oo la oui oui oo la la ooga booga allah oui oo la allah

i like this simplicity

Yeah I've been to the town where it started. Apparently it's popular in France too though.

I’m gay and I surrender.

bonjour où sont les crêpes :DD

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>Colonized land
YEAH INDEPENDENCIZE THEM

accurate :DD

>refuses to help american tourists, feigning ignorance when they ask questions and then pointing them in the general direction of the nearest banlieue with burnt out cars

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I NEVER APOLOGIZE

He said BE FRENCH

same in spain but we point them to the nearest gypsy ghetto

I worked 30 hours this week, it's time for a strike.

bonbon

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If you ignore the gay and surrender posts, all of these are pretty accurate so far.

The gay and surrender only describes the people of Paris.

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But this is an italian frog

What is this I surrender meme?

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Hon hon hon eau de toilette

>Canadian Island
?

Fight war, non, I am coping with existence today.

bonjour mon amis les baguettes anales sont ici?

>refuse physical activity
>smoke
>eat and drink unhealthy
>marry a black girl

t. campagnard hideux et mentallement atteint né d'une union bâtarde et consanguine de deux frères et soeurs vivant au RSA

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Based frenchies taking the banter well. Kinda surprised desu

I clàim this thread for Frànce!!!

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VIVA LA FRANCE
LONG LIVE L'EMPEREUR

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t. Mamadou Mgombo from Sarcelles

>marry a black girl
>sweden

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illegals welcome :)

We have arabs, yugos, finns and some somalis here not blacks really.

>still have less CHD than swedes
>still have a lower obesity rate than swedes
>still live longer than swedes
Turns out a lot of people have misconceptions about nutrition in general, we technically eat more fat on average daily than American yet our health stats are completely different.

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Dietary fat isn't bad.

Somalis seem pretty black to me. Does black mean "congoid" to you ?

I hate france

à quand l'Empire?

Thats what i mean about misconceptions, most people dont know stuff like that, and studies show more and more that fat is actually not that impactful assumed (specifically saturated fat, transfat is still a piece of shit).

And france hate you
Fuck off and get out

C’est l’heure du jambon beurre les amis

Paris is not French you dumbass

I was imitating the average French, I see you're imitating the average German given your inability to understand context and humor

I am better than other europeans, and that is a fact.

>refuses to help american tourists

Is this really bad? Have you met an american tourist? Only chinese tourists are worst.

No you were imitating the average sandnigger in france
You would know that if you weren't one of them
Again fuck off and get out or kys

>have you met an american tourist
>HEY MAN IM HERE FOR MY BOYS STAG HAHAHA WE'RE FROM RHODE ISLAND VOULEZ VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI HAHAAHAH *sharts* THATS THE ONLY FRENCH I KNOW MAN GREAT CITY YOU GOT HERE THE GIRLS ARE GREAT

>White people dont complaint about France and threaten to leave all the time
Retard

>White people dont complaint about France and threaten to leave all the time
Maybe if you're living in Paristan
You fucking spineless cuck

Just fuck

I dont live in paris but distance means nothing on the internet you know, light speed and all

>be french
>wake up 17 hours late for work
>time for le breakfast
>smoke 17 cigarettes walking to cafe
>pay 400 euro for coffee
>it tastes like shit
>cycle backwards to work
>get fired
>quit anyway
>get hit by mohammed's van on the way home
>frog legs fly out of la poquette
>use last breath to smoke one last cigarette
>viva la france

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Reunion. Give it back reeeeeeeeeee

>viva la france
It's "vive la France"
F- see me after class

Its actually ilegal to sell overpriced coffee, paying 400 euros for coffee is ironically something that's more likely to happen in muh economic freedom anglo countries

>wake up 17 hours late for class

>teacher is 18 hours late for class

Based

youtu.be/ISFXmukrQO4

Elsaß-Lothringen was and will always be rightful french clay, Hans.

Fuck you goddamn arg*e! They're called "pain au chocolat"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One two three viva l'algérie !

Fuck yeah I love being a cuck!

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My brother said French people eat chocolate for breakfast and still stay the thinnest in Europe

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>the prude anglo

I wish there were a few million more french people so they could come over here and build cool shit like this.

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Zere iz no ting rrrong wit aving a leetul luv bee-ind yuar uzband's bak, iz diz not trrru Ousmane?

j'aime beaucoup des peuple congoïd. je crois en liberté, égalité, fraternité. vive la françe!

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PENDRE LES BLANCS !!!!

Canadians don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to obnoxious tourists

Just about to go on my 5 hour lunch break

Based. Vive la France.

Being French sounds super chill

youtu.be/X5hrUGFhsXo

Just kidding I love you France.

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Oooohhh ohhhb ahhhh ahhhh

تعد الخلافة الفرنسية واحدة من أعظم الأماكن للعيش فيها

Nous ne pouvons gagner la coupe de monde que si nous utilisons des joueurs africains.

on ne pourrait pas gagner la coupe du monde sans des joueurs africains*
ftfy mexicano tonto

hon hon hon everything is sexual and I don't even notice it anymore
also i say "bon" a lot and every other word I say rhymes with it

I actually laughed good job

on va te crever ta putain de race

this is unironically true. people don't grasp how memey france is

الحمد الله أو يموت

the only place I've seen people eat ortolan was in a upscale restaurant in new orleans lol

Actually Mexicanon is right, although it sounds weird its grammaticaly correct.

Based Argie using based and redpilled South France and Canada chocolatine instead of North Fr*nce "chocolate bread:DDDD"