/cum/ - Canada Usa Mexico (+friends)

Chick Fil A is fucking based

Asian girls (male)

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tfw no gf

wish i was one

Is the shitposting, youtube, vidya, anime, fapping, and drugs lifestyle unhealthy?

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big fan

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>big fan

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needs to be bigger

This continent is so pretty. Do you luv your continent /cum/?

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Are we posting lolis?

>drugs
Those are bad
Stop that

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But....I just went to the liquor store....what will I do with all this beer? What will I simmer my Italian sausages in if not wine?

>Mexicans and Canadians have never had chick fil a
it is the nectar of God

Drink water

Do you have a job too?

As long as you have money to live and do what you want, you can do what you want in my book. People who look down on the lifestyles of others can frankly go fuck themselves.

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aparently Chick fil A is homophobic so i dont care

Homosexuality should be illegal

>I want to fuck kids
What is wrong with you people?

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I haven't skated in 5 years and I'm finally getting a new one. I'm so excited!! I can't wait to bust my ass and fuck up my shins again!

If this guy can get laid, then I guess I'm a volcel

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Umm who are you quoting?

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He has a lot of clout which is what every girl that worships instagram is looking for.

is any of the fate series good?

How can other continents even compete?

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It's implied

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Fate/kaleid is great

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I want to drown beneath those falls

Stop replying to the Asian incel in my thread, stupid.

He has money, fame, and a lot of instagram followers which is endgame for females

i like watching him post, but ok

also dont call me stupid bitch

>i like watching him post, but ok
Now, THAT deserves a "yikes"

But the only "loli" I want to fuck is Illya and she's 18

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is it still good if i am not a pedophile?

mentally unstable people interests me

You're close enough

Meeting another poster tomorrow, told him to bring his gf and I'll bring mine.
We're gonna get coffee.

If youre not watching for Illya then it's okay. I'd recommend you play through the visual novels.

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Yeah, watching some self-hating Asian retard go and on about how Asians are superior because they can get white partners is oh so interesting

Guys am I fucked
Im a 20 year old virgin and twice in the past week the same girl has come over, we're tried to fuck, and I can't figure out how. I feel like my legs and her legs while in the missionary position prevent me from getting my penis into her vagina.
Also she sucked my dick and it didn't feel good, maybe because I've never masturbated before ever.

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>self-hating Asian
Whatre you talking about?

its pretty funny
tenda

>I've never masturbated before
You almost got me, but this reveals your post to be pure, 100% bait.

Watch some porn and masturbate. Literally google how to fuck. Foreplay is important even for guys

I am super 100% serious right now I shit you not.
Have I fucked myself for life?

had to take someone to the airport, went out of the way to the 'way on the way back to the hotel

Tarada

Well he's right. What the fuck is he gonna do about it!

oops forgot pic

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ay usaste el género femenino conmigo uwu

really not a fan of subway but enjoy!

Dude, you can't expect me to believe you've never fapped before. Come on now, unless you lacked a sex drive, which you clearly don't.

i have not eaten at subway since i was 17

I love you all goodnight!

>Subway
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

Im a 20 year old virgin as well

I was always obsessed with being a good kid in elementary school when we were all figuring it out. I didn't curse until 7th grade desu.
By the time I was over that phase I just never felt the urge to and watched porn without fapping.

I didnt masturbate until I was 14
I would look at porn beforehand on newgrounds and shit but I never actually touched myself

I was a virgin until I was 18

Accidentally deleted the anime folder. Life is over.

Well honestly I dunno why you're being so paranoid about it.

If missionary doesn't work because of proportion problems or whatever then switch positions. Why not have her on top instead? You're guaranteed to get in that way.

It's not because of proportion problems or whatever my penis is 6.25 in, I think we are just failing mechanically for whatever reason?

But that isn't what you said. You said your legs were the problem. I figured a size difference in your bodies was the most likely issue there.

In any case, my solution still stands.

I am about to literally google missionary sex tutorial and maybe that will work

Ok I'm sorry, there's no way this isn't a troll now, because now you're intentionally avoiding a fool-proof solution to your supposed problem.

>no mushrooms

We tried her on top and she also had problems figuring it out. I don't think she's a virgin though because she was very eager to have sex when I met her. I'm very serious just stupid and inexperienced.

What exactly is there to figure out? I don't get it.

dont even think ive seen that option in a 'way up here

She tried to guide my dick in while on top but she didn't know how.

That doesn't make any sense unless she can't find her own pussy, which also makes no sense.

I swear to god she was confused.

>no smoking
are you in a hotel?

yes

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Well, I'm clearly dealing with some very low intelligence here, because to me this is so obvious I can't even comprehend how someone couldn't comprehend it.

do you share the room?

I'm also very confused. I swear to god I'm telling the truth though and thanks for continuing to respond. I'll figure it out myself.

I was talking to a guy I knew in high school earlier today and he asked me if I wanted to join his "Christian fellowship" because he remembers that I was straight-edge and Christian in high school
Should I do it? Should I save my soul?

>tfw no fit gf

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Are you still that pious?

No I'm a casual sex having, drug taking, trap fucking degenerate

no just me, no kitchenette though which sucks
wish i was in a camp tho

>fit w/ tits
Jesus Christ 1/1000000 right there.

I gotta look for a job tommorow for sure

Gross bolt-ons

"Degenerate" is just another word for "I don't like it". You don't have to label yourself degenerate.

>jeans
why

cum work with me :^)

>Canada

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Unfortunate. But I guess it makes sense. How does one have tits if one burns all the fat?