STOP doing things I dont like edition
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the utter state of /brit/
The maid still doesn't know how to turn on the fan
oh no no no no
me sneaking up from behind
Never had sex
How complicated could it be?
explain yourselves
I've had sex with one female and it's a brown American female.
Love California so far
Don't know why Yanks hate it.
hello nigger
Love thailad
Hate Alan
Simple as
california is essentially a country of people who never grow up
Having a great time at uni. Already shagged twice. Made loads of friends. I'm so happy.
Once punched a pregnant brown woman
Well in this room there is no switch for fan but just regulator. Either she doesn't know that regulator is the switch or watery hands slip over the regulator
arrogant student in for a rude awakening when he enters the real world
My kind of place.
Good, watch the hashtag.
I'll be killing myself before then
Dropped the phone over my left eye. Ffs
Genuinely can't imagine how grim it must be not to go to a top 10 uni
>I'm so happy
Toilberg wil beat that out of you soon
Trust me you won't
>he didn't graduate from a top 3 uni
brainlet spotted
I'm at imperial atm which is top 3 in the UK and top 10 in the world
Didn't even apply to a single English uni
Wanted to study in the USA
Doomer
Why? What uni?
this is her btw
clearly a man yes
>and top 10 in the world
hmm
gormless twat
alan is based
thaimong is cringe
UC Davis
Thinking of transferring to UCLA though so I can be in Los Angeles
Just wanted to come to California, to be honest
alan's a sandnigger
>cringe
cringed
short, stubby algerian appendages
enjoy your debt faggot
Mummy and daddy are paying for it all :)
If only it just applied to creativity and being yourself. But it also applies to responsibility, politics, and general human decency as well.
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Been seeing this a lot lately
hope they get in debt and lose their house
Imagine a life so pathetic that you peaked at uni. Do you seriously want that?
FTFY
If we go in debt we'll just hop in a boat, sail over to your house, and take all of your potatoes
What was the application process like? I'm assuming youre British
No I'm killing myself for other reasons. Not because I'm depressed or worried about life after uni, but it's something I have to do to complete the prophecy.
every Irish family stocks an armalite for this very reason
What’s the highest wage I can earn while still doing fuck all at work?
Currently on 22pa for about 2 hours solid work a day.
Woah
Did the aliens get him at the end or does he teleport away quick enough?
Time for toil.
He escaped just in time ready for a new adventure. He's lucky like that.
read a thing that said orthodontics is the biggest pay-off for the most relaxed do-fuck-all working environment. be an orthodontist lad.
nice kot
Mark transcripts, entrance exam score, family income, then had to fill out their application.
Had to pay 80USD as well.
Wish I could find and pick up these girls at the pub
Business idea: a country only for white people
It's called Ukraine sweetie
It's called Ruthenia, actually.
those type of girls dont go to the pub tim mate
Hahahaha
thinking about niggers lads
Honestly lads why is kilometre Yankified into kilometer?
They don't even use it.
I mean neither do we, but it still bothers me.
dumb crossposter
Prophecy, huh? I have a similar thing going. I have the time and place I will die if I'm unsuccessful in my career all the way to the age of 30. I want to see if I can fake my own death somehow.
I don't respect women
Shhhh
>The Donore Presbyterian Church was constructed in the 1860s in the style of a 13th-century English church.[1] In 1983 the building on the South Circular Road was bought by the Islamic Foundation of Ireland and converted into a mosque.
>build in the 19th century
Nothing of value.
A meter is distance, a metre is something used to measure thing.
That's "Theater is a building while theatre is the art" tier, lad.
Horrible justification.
ah yes, the ol' trawl the web for information about mental illnesses i may or may not have episode
seen this many times, how do i change the channel
you lot are just sad misogynists
feel sorry for you all
what caste are you?
>you lot are just sad misogynists
>feel sorry for you all
is there a single thing more grim than riding the bus at night?
Need are Emma to rip a fart so putrid it could peel wallpaper whilst sitting on my face.
nah its really nice if its a quiet bus and youre travelling for hours from some exotic place home
Well they should
I'm an illusions caster myself, but thinking of expanding into conjuring
Don't think there's a square centimetere of land in Ireland that could be considered 'exotic'
do me a lemon
Just had a boomer tell me how useless my generation is haha
Arrogant fucking tossers
Playing PUBG
northern ireland
sucking a lemon
*Conjures an AMC Gremlin*
Big brain think: the animals in the zoos are free, we're all in the cage
coming down with the dreaded freshers cold lads
uncle literally had a v8 gremlin
it did burnouts
Your mum does burnouts on my dick
Very good, HOWEVER what I was actually saying is "I don't believe you" Funny that isn't it? What a bizarre expression! See if you can harness the power of the world wide web to understand how this could possibly be the case.