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STOP doing things I dont like edition

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the utter state of /brit/

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The maid still doesn't know how to turn on the fan

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oh no no no no

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me sneaking up from behind

Never had sex

How complicated could it be?

explain yourselves

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I've had sex with one female and it's a brown American female.
Love California so far
Don't know why Yanks hate it.

hello nigger

Love thailad
Hate Alan
Simple as

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california is essentially a country of people who never grow up

Having a great time at uni. Already shagged twice. Made loads of friends. I'm so happy.

Once punched a pregnant brown woman

Well in this room there is no switch for fan but just regulator. Either she doesn't know that regulator is the switch or watery hands slip over the regulator

arrogant student in for a rude awakening when he enters the real world

My kind of place.

Good, watch the hashtag.

I'll be killing myself before then

Dropped the phone over my left eye. Ffs

Genuinely can't imagine how grim it must be not to go to a top 10 uni

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>I'm so happy

Toilberg wil beat that out of you soon

Trust me you won't

>he didn't graduate from a top 3 uni
brainlet spotted

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I'm at imperial atm which is top 3 in the UK and top 10 in the world

Didn't even apply to a single English uni
Wanted to study in the USA

Doomer

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Why? What uni?

this is her btw
clearly a man yes

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>and top 10 in the world

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hmm

gormless twat
alan is based
thaimong is cringe

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UC Davis
Thinking of transferring to UCLA though so I can be in Los Angeles
Just wanted to come to California, to be honest

alan's a sandnigger

>cringe
cringed

short, stubby algerian appendages

enjoy your debt faggot

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Mummy and daddy are paying for it all :)

If only it just applied to creativity and being yourself. But it also applies to responsibility, politics, and general human decency as well.

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Been seeing this a lot lately

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hope they get in debt and lose their house

Imagine a life so pathetic that you peaked at uni. Do you seriously want that?

FTFY

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If we go in debt we'll just hop in a boat, sail over to your house, and take all of your potatoes

What was the application process like? I'm assuming youre British

No I'm killing myself for other reasons. Not because I'm depressed or worried about life after uni, but it's something I have to do to complete the prophecy.

every Irish family stocks an armalite for this very reason

What’s the highest wage I can earn while still doing fuck all at work?

Currently on 22pa for about 2 hours solid work a day.

Woah
Did the aliens get him at the end or does he teleport away quick enough?

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Time for toil.

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He escaped just in time ready for a new adventure. He's lucky like that.

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read a thing that said orthodontics is the biggest pay-off for the most relaxed do-fuck-all working environment. be an orthodontist lad.

nice kot

Mark transcripts, entrance exam score, family income, then had to fill out their application.
Had to pay 80USD as well.

Wish I could find and pick up these girls at the pub

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Business idea: a country only for white people

It's called Ukraine sweetie

It's called Ruthenia, actually.

those type of girls dont go to the pub tim mate

Hahahaha

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thinking about niggers lads

Honestly lads why is kilometre Yankified into kilometer?
They don't even use it.
I mean neither do we, but it still bothers me.

China
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dumb crossposter

Prophecy, huh? I have a similar thing going. I have the time and place I will die if I'm unsuccessful in my career all the way to the age of 30. I want to see if I can fake my own death somehow.

I don't respect women

Shhhh

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>The Donore Presbyterian Church was constructed in the 1860s in the style of a 13th-century English church.[1] In 1983 the building on the South Circular Road was bought by the Islamic Foundation of Ireland and converted into a mosque.
>build in the 19th century
Nothing of value.

A meter is distance, a metre is something used to measure thing.

That's "Theater is a building while theatre is the art" tier, lad.
Horrible justification.

ah yes, the ol' trawl the web for information about mental illnesses i may or may not have episode
seen this many times, how do i change the channel

you lot are just sad misogynists

feel sorry for you all

what caste are you?

>you lot are just sad misogynists

>feel sorry for you all

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is there a single thing more grim than riding the bus at night?

Need are Emma to rip a fart so putrid it could peel wallpaper whilst sitting on my face.

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nah its really nice if its a quiet bus and youre travelling for hours from some exotic place home

Well they should

I'm an illusions caster myself, but thinking of expanding into conjuring

Don't think there's a square centimetere of land in Ireland that could be considered 'exotic'

do me a lemon

Just had a boomer tell me how useless my generation is haha
Arrogant fucking tossers

Playing PUBG

northern ireland

sucking a lemon

*Conjures an AMC Gremlin*

Big brain think: the animals in the zoos are free, we're all in the cage

coming down with the dreaded freshers cold lads

uncle literally had a v8 gremlin
it did burnouts

Your mum does burnouts on my dick

Very good, HOWEVER what I was actually saying is "I don't believe you" Funny that isn't it? What a bizarre expression! See if you can harness the power of the world wide web to understand how this could possibly be the case.