Do this happen often in Greece?

>t. *snaps fingers and walks away*

> lusting for w*men
I thought Greeks believed that women were beneath them and only good for popping out kids?

What game is that?

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Not to me

Iki Bey's Creed: I am Greek

Assassins creed

why is female odiseus a whore did they completely miss read the odisay

This fat guy looks like this one Greek philosophy teacher I had in primary school
His accent was on point LMAO, we always joked about it in the breaks

you could probably do the same as the male protagonist

No i am 22 and virgin

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>Strong independent womyn
>A literal whore
Like pottery. This is why I don't buy Western non-indy games anymore.

It's only a whore if you, the player, make her one. That you would take a default position of a whore tells us more about you than western non-indy games.

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I would give you all the upvotes and exactly one internet if I could, but alas I cannot. Your insightful comment has truly enlightened me and now I finally see the glory of the sexually liberated woman in Ancient Greece. If only we could write these pesky patriarchal societal standards out of history so that future generations are not poisoned by it. It may be a lie, but sometimes enlightened gentlemen like you and I are forced to tell a white lie or two so the ignorant masses aren't poisoned by such toxic ideas as patriarchy or Christianity.

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lol it's just a game

hmm, the girl that makes my coffee looks like that

ask her if she provides services

pic related
guys you shouldn't really oppose feminism (:

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His whole quirky nerd persona is insufferable, but I have to say that Looking for Alaska was a decent bit of YA literature.

You have to go back

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>remembers /lit/ mocking that "looking for alaska"'s passage about drizzle and rain with the harpooner from "moby dick" as alaska

pity i didn't save the pasta

don't take the banter too seriously, john green isn't that bad

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i am banned there for enkindling dem gender wars. also they are silly

youtube.com/watch?v=oZk_i6fWn94

>ancient greece
>KOSTA
>KOSTA
>KOSTA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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t. Demētrios

Demetrios was used as a name back then, Kostas wasn't.

>food analogy

I guess it shows how much they researched for Greek names. I just hope the rest is accurate

What gets me most about this bullshit is using "whole grain crunch" as a punchline. Oooooh that's so quirky.

>woman allowed outside the house
yeah nah

It depends on how ancient it is though. Kosta(s), comes from Constantine, which is obviously an old name.

I want a Greek gf to teach me the true meaning of Civilization

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It was only used after the Roman occupation, since it is a Latin name ultimately.

Sure, but the Roman occupation is a very long time ago.

I'm guessing by "ancient Greece", we are actually talking about Classical Greece. Back then all your names were pagan basically.

>Sure, but the Roman occupation is a very long time ago.
When is this shit taking place? I have never played the series before.
>all your names were pagan
Pagan isn't a language.

It ks during the peloponnesian war.

When I say pagan, I'm talking about names that predate Christianity. Like Agamemnon or Glaukon etc.

Women who sleep around become mentally unstable in their 30s if they don't manage to settle down, though. The statistics we have suggest it is harder for them to settle down the more partners they've had too, because they have unrealistic expectations. I've been with 12 or 13 women, it's a bit hazy, and 7 men. I now realise how important trust and monogamy is to a relationship. Women don't seem to ever learn that lesson, from my experience.

Ah, so they didn't research a simple matter, meh.
I see

Greek butts are better than other butts.

>Greek cucks

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>i'm the 48th cereal you've tried eating
More like cereal that's been chewed and spit up 48 times

>7 men
Old Etonian?

More like 48 guys dibbed their dicks in the bowl and came in it

hello I want greek gf

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Hehehe. Little Gre*ekoid cuckboi. I went to the Greek Orthodox church last weekend for an event and kept catching your women mirrin. I also made friends with a sub-deacon. I think I'll go back Sunday and start start getting to know some of the girls ;). They fawn over a big, experienced, American like me.

>Pic related
Not even Justinian could compete with superior American stock like me.

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i want you to have a greek gf

fucken WEW lad

>tfw no modern day kassandra to do this to you

Damn Ubi, you outdid yourselves, clap.

Probably because you are half tone and you stink.

Is this really a 10/10 in Greece?

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>comparing women to consumable objects
Way to go john green. Now pass me that empty box of cheerios so I can fuck the wide, vacant hole where the bag of cereal used to be before 12 men had their fill.

>be Greekoid
>get cucked by a woman

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is this entire game about having sex with ugly people or what

>wtf is this stinky mutt doing in my church, what a posing faggot????????????????????????????
>they mirin me brahhh ;)))))))

Why live if you are not born in Greece?

I ask myself that question every day

I wish born as greek priest in 10 century.
To convert through the pussy of Slavic girls into christianity

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>Wanting live in time without guns and nukes.
Doubt it.

My semen is mine power

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Enjoy mongol rapefest then.

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Young women with old men is a high-tier fetish.

I am neatly half Slav and a large chuck of that is Hungarian. Hungary is as far South as any of my ancestors are from though.

>Being Swedish
You can post here again after you get a real ethnicity. I'm part Swede, but it's overridden by my Polish master race genes.

>Βυθίζει την τριήρη σου.

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Okay, this is epic

>Artemida

I was going to tell you to stop writing weird but then I remember you people actually do have that meme language.

I wonder how bad must it feel not using the latin alphabet.

Is this bait?

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>bad

nigga it's beautiful

Ότι πείς γλυkέ μου

Sorry but scribbles are not beautiful, at least the chinks draw little houses and shit before they pretend they're words.

Σώστη η Κασσάνδρα!
Το kτύπησε το γkομενάkι!

Φφφφφφφφ, you are tiresome.

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Sorry but I can't pretend to take you seriously when your country is literally named ur gay.

>and 7 men

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?
I can't pretend to take you seriously when your country has as much greeks as egypt has egyptians yet you pretend to be natives.

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>I can't pretend to take you seriously when your country has as much greeks as egypt has egyptians yet you pretend to be natives.

Don't.
Who gives a fuck?

ok bro but ur gay

You do since you're replying to me

Ancient greeks were notorious for having homosex. Same for the turks that live there now.

bro
ur
gay

Ρέ, μη του μιλάς άλλο του μαλάkα.

It's not gay if it's a little boy.

Greeks taught this to the Pashtun when Alexander visited.

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>Artemisia

hot

Take a guess friendo.

Yes it is u dummy