>that receptionist or HR woman or any woman with a worthless job that only requires her to affect friendliness who acts overly friendly to you at first when you join the company but senses your betaness and / or introversion and soon comes to treat you with utter contempt
>That chick who's dating a dude in the office and is feeling you out to see if you measure up better than he does
I've got a feeling that this is an either/or thing buddy.
Luke Morris
>utter contempt
What do you mean user
Kevin Walker
OP, You have women in your workplace? the 1 woman @ work besides the cleaner has her own building! much better that way
Landon Young
He means he's sperged out so much at the office that his coworkers find it hard even making small talk so have ceased trying to bring OP into the fold.
Logan Thompson
Thats a fine 56%’er She probably spends most of the day on her iphone updating facebook with the most recent tinder matches. Soon she will be addicted to browsing through the wysker app. Making me money unwillingly
Nathaniel Stewart
Because when you don't talk to them enthusiastically they think its because you don't like them and take personal offence.
Adam Harris
We have a few at our office.
>In before 9am but leave around 4pm. >Always chatting and just sitting around. >Don't actually do any work >Everyone likes them and backs them up, saying they are valuable members of the company >Literally answer phone calls 5 times a day and just forward the call to the actual person that was needed >Type a lot on their keyboards but don't produce anything
TFW I saw how much she's fucking on. FUCKINGG REEEEE. FUCKING 27 year old roastie that does fuck all when I sweat 10hrs a day making the company money. And she makes $60k dollars has share options and loads of good benefits. I'm on $65k and actually work all fucking day. fucking fuck fuck ufufckfua
Andrew Bailey
because they are viewed as people who are too lazy to try or people with a mental disorder
Angel Ward
I can't relate, I would rather have people pretend I don't exist vs bother me with small talk.
Lucas Bell
No I haven’t I work with an office of 80% female (pharma reps)
You need to get over social anxiety OP I had it before, just get out and talk to more people
Connor Rogers
What is Wysker lol
Tyler Lopez
Fusion, FSN.
Jack Martin
This. I've distanced myself from people that I found boring or basic and they started to hate me. I find it hilarious, though.
Kayden Robinson
butthurt much?
Eli White
normies get really personally is somebody does not show much interest or want to talk to them. the dumbest ones go absolutely nuts sometimes whenever somebody does not pay attention to them
Chase Robinson
I will never understand this sentiment, but I"m probably autist.
Daniel Morales
discord - 72mSNt
Day trading group! Lets help each other biz!
Gavin Thomas
you are just not taht smart. shes hustled well,
Asher Rivera
>apply for a job two positions above where you are now (at another company) >say your job required you to do [half of what your boss actually does], and your boss made you do [the other half of what he actually does] plus you did [what you actually did] >ask for a bunch of money Congratulations
I find most women in the workplace judge others immediately after they meet them and will typically never change their mind about that initial impression. Most guys don't seem to give a fuck who you are, but most likely are being influenced by the women so they'll follow the woman's lead. I work with absolute turbo betas. Literally Office space the movie.
Cameron Gomez
Not really, I don't feel like I project beta vibes. I have no issue reading others but often people tell me once we've gotten close that I'm very hard to read.
last office job I had a buddy and I worked a few desks down from a group of women in the office and I smelled like balls. I complained very loudly to my bud that I smelled like balls, I'm glad they didn't report me for that, but they were really nice women. Both had kids, probably into their 30s or 40s. Could be very catty towards other women when they left, it's just how girls are. They don't like the competition of other women because the way to excel in womanly competition is mostly subjective.
Isaac White
No I haven't you fucjin tard I flirt with the hr girl and it makes je untouchable every time the fuck are you doing idiot whiteboi
Isaiah Richardson
>that nigger boomer who steals his nephews laptop
Cooper Turner
ok now how do I do this when I don't presently have a job?
Andrew Young
this.
Jayden Ortiz
>that virgin incel who thinks anyone who isn't a beta cuck has to be black
women have are biologically machevallian i hope this becomes more common knowledge
they will not interact with you because they see no value in you, you are 0 to them, less than dirt... they literally do not even see you as a human being, no be in their presence is disgusting to them.
Kayden Wilson
>I don't feel like I project beta vibes. I have no issue reading others but often people tell me once we've gotten close that I'm very hard to read I know that feel. I was beta when I was younger but finally learned that most people fake confidence. Learned how to do that myself and now everyone just thinks I'm an asshole.
eh, I don't fake confidence though. Most days I have it, some days I don't, I feel like this is human?
Jason Moore
please go back Jow Forums, you are not welcome here incel.
Caleb Edwards
No, sorry man I can't relate to this. You sound like a massive faggot
Julian Parker
>What is Wysker lol Not gonna make it
Brayden Robinson
Are you your boss' personal fucktoy? Exactly
Landon Wright
>This Girls at my old job used to think I didn't like them because I didn't smile all the time like all the beta cucks that worked there
Hunter Taylor
The more austistic among us always bring up "small talk" as a kind of punching bag, implying this is what normies talk about the most. And while there are indeed some people who only talk about trivial things like the weather, sportsball scores, and the broad questions about "how's it going, how is [spouse/bf/gf], man those Mondays amirite?", even these kinds of people are shunned by normies
After all, what kind of talk isn't trivial? The narrow details of a certain vidya gayme or gaymes are as dull to someone not interested in them as sportsball is to someone autistic like me. And, the deeper topics in life cannot simply be talked over with people who are really more of acquaintances than a anything else; and furthermore on this point, the great discussions of life are usually longform, and talked about between close friends.
As I've learned, one of the easiest ways into becoming seemingly normal and not austistic when talking with coworkers and the like (while still in truth being an autist) is twofold:
One way is asking questions. It's almost a fun game that can be played between you and the person and others will like it because on average folks like to talk about themselves. You can ask about just about anything, like someone's favorites if whatever (this works in early relationships too) and even a question like "what's your favorite candy bar" can lead you down a long winding road eventuating in debate about whether a hotdog is a kind of sandwich.
Another way is by gossip. Human tribes have gossiped amongst themselves for thousands of years; how else do you think they passed the time? As long as it isn't meanspirited, and you don't do it too often to where you become 'a gossip' or a complainer, it is the easiest way to gain a greater cadre of normie frienquantances, and thereby find the less normieish among the group.
Brayden Green
Hello incel
Landon Bell
Ignore them
Blake Kelly
Just be friendly with them and they will be friendly with you. They expect reciprocity. Don't act like an autist around them. Smile and say thank you.
Julian Russell
sounds like this chick is smarter than you
Jeremiah Torres
REQ is the next coin on Coinbase, accumulate or stay poor.
Leo Wright
you can be introverted and still be alpha. don't confuse the two.
Stop being a pathetic fucking beta then. Read The Rational Male and take control of your life. It has nothing to do with them being HR. Any woman will treat you with disgust if you are a beta faggot.
Charles Morales
i once had the hottest girl in the office invite me out for the drinks.
I am an autist, figured out she had a boyfriend and ditched her last minute, then did whatever I could to ignore or not see her at work.
i regret it
but also
if she did it to her current dude
she'd definitely do it to me
i still shoulda tried to hit it
Jeremiah Hughes
reddit spacing
Brayden Bailey
Honestly this is it. If social interaction with people you don't know well stresses you out and drains you, then you gotta learn to live with it.
Adam Thompson
even for reddit spacing that's fucking terrible
Kayden Adams
>this chick can smell my musk and gets wet >me being so stressed out wagecucking don’t even notice her >she makes small talk >all I can do is try to get through the paper work, flipping through sets of books trying to find the answer to some paperwork, so my boss doesn’t fire me, barely talk back to her >I say something stupid like Marilyn Manson has a big dick and I wanna suck it >entire office heard me >she makes that ugly face cuz she’s a good Christian girl >I go home and masturbate, praying I have a job tomorrow
Adam Lopez
Fuck this gay earth. you are expected to shower bored wornout 30-50 yo roasties with positive attitude and attention. Reminding them to do their job - not so positive user.
On the contrary, 20-25 yo girls are quite pleasant to be around, they usually don't talk too much and follow every order without questioning. And miraculously, the work actually gets done.
Fuck that, I don't give a fuck about people enough to ask questions and I despise gossip.
Samuel King
It gets worse when they find out you are with a sweet young asian girl half their age. Like, their contempt doubles.
Carter Ramirez
Them being half your age is a little weird though, usually its the girl that gets the shit for that though
Kayden Reyes
Dude, it’s a fucking WOMAN. What they think/feel is literally of zero importance, they are worthless trash. Treat them like little children (which is basically what they are) and they’ll fall into line
John Perez
She’s smarter than you for finding a way to do less work and earn more than the majority of the company
Noah Hughes
nah man nothing weird about young asian girls. its a natural refuge for the modern man from the bitchy screeching hysterical modern woman.
Dominic Robinson
Can't say I have your problem OP I'm literally chad. Tall, handsome, Jow Forums, nice clothes and alpha as fuck from years of doing karate and selling drugs. The women at my office act nervous as fuck around me and always play with their hair or show other submissive body language. occasionally I'll get a somewhat bitchy email from one of the girls that think they run the place and instead of responding I just walk over to their office and explain why so and so didn't get done how/when they wanted and they instantly crack, smile and say not to worry about it despite their cunty email. A lot of them act super flirty around me but the only ones that are hot are the young interns and I just know fucking around with them will piss off the old hens because of jealousy and cause a shit storm. Step your game up faggot, hit the gym, get a good haircut and learn how to dress and carry yourself.
Christopher Kelly
Two girls that always were together always smiled at me and tried to make small talk. Being the autist I am I always awkwardly avoided, they weren't smoking hot but they weren't ugly either. Months later I learned from a good source they wanted to have a threesome with me. Thinking about it makes me want to kill myself.
Sebastian Taylor
this.
Cooper Jones
>that girl at the office that only interacts with you when she is fighting with her boyfriend and complains to you about how much of a piece of shit he is what is this about lads
Caleb Phillips
tfw my chad journey didnt start until i started my job as a nightclub bouncer. every fucking guy on staff is chad and i can still remember my first night scanning in the id's being in so over my head but its true you become like the people you hang around, best thing i ever did was a get a job at this fucking sleazy nightlcub
Why though? At least if you don't give a fuck about people you should acknowledge that they then shouldn't give a fuck about you. If that's you, then alright my dude. But if you expect people not to basically shun you if you don't give them something in return for their friendliness, then you have a warped view of the world.
Jow Forums does not own every board of Jow Forums you get out, and go back to your containment board
Julian White
Lie and make up a reason why they cant contact your "previous employer"
Jose Rivera
I'm a normie beta fag wage-cuck.
Every miserable morning I get a cup of coffee at the same coffee shop and get served by the same roastie. For the first 6 months she refused to learn my name, she asked every god damn time. I was invisible to her.
I then started teasing her about how she can never remember it. She took notice and made sure she knew the next morning.
I never paid her any more attention after that and now she's back to ignoring me and has forgotten my name again.
Moral of the story: - if you're not chad, just kys.
Connor Phillips
>that they then shouldn't give a fuck about you This is exactly what I want, but normies won't leave me alone. I am courteous to those that initiate with me btw, but I would rather prefer people pretend I don't exist.
Cooper Taylor
i'll probably start wageslaving at the software industry soon, is there a way to avoid roasties there if you do your job well? I figure productivity is more important than playing the office game. my problem is not really autism but rather deprssion and contempt for small talk / retarded normie culture (le big bang theory, "suzan's getting married" etc)
Zachary Jenkins
Because she has literally hundreds of beta fags to fucking counsel through a simple transaction every day. Be polite, buy your coffee quickly and then fuck off. This simple demonstration of emotional intelligence will place you ahead of the pack.
Jacob Martin
Yeah i had to chat and fondle the last secretary otherwise she'd give me resting shitface. Glad i left that place. These girls are nuts and typically on pills. Best be beta faggot around them. Less headaches.
Cooper Allen
Saged on old hen politics brother.
Carter Sullivan
yes but it makes me feel good knowing thta their liberal arts degree assess are locked into these kinds of jobs and theyll be one of the first positions AI will take over. They literally check if you have the qualifications and if you arent retarded or a criminal
Owen Murphy
>in debate about whether a hotdog is a kind of sandwich.
thank you reddit
Brandon Adams
>that 30 (or 40) something roastie who is a manager of some sorts >has a joocy ass and tight figure >wears “office dresses” that are mid thigh high, skirts so tight that you can see individual cheeks, nipples seen through her tops, cleveage when she bends over, dont forget the huge high heels to really make her ass look good >but user dont look thats sexual assault! >literally cant stop myself from looking at her ass everytime she walks by >actually have to talk to her >see her up close and realise how beat up and old her face is Fuck offices Fuck old whorish roasties who get by hoeing
Josiah Gonzalez
Yeah. But you know what.
Extroverted people are stupid and uninteresting. Women are stupid and uninteresting.
Do 1+1.
Adrian Rogers
>open the door to her >shut it again rudely >go on a Danish dishwasher forum and complain about roasties
zero sympathy for betacuck faggots
Andrew Lee
>that fat hand that never seen a day at a gym
No thanks, not concerning myself with 3/10 roastie
Ayden Diaz
software devs pls respond
Connor James
Grade A+ post, jezus dude.
Hudson Bailey
You're jerking off too much not even joking...give it a week without cumming and you will feel like superman
Alexander Nguyen
Honestly tries doing this and it just made me super aggressive and angry all the time. It was like having roid rage all the time and looking for fights for people I meet. It's uncanny what excess testosterone does to you.
Levi King
Get a grip lad
Cameron Johnson
You will end up wishing there were roasties in the sw development industry. You will meet only guys doing the relevant stuff, and few female managers with no clue at the start, the middle and the end of their career.
Justin Ramirez
This is sadly the case with every single receptionist I've ever met. Same with HR.
Chase Gray
Yeah, I have. Shit I really have. Mine was significantly older than me (like 50 while I was 21) so she became like a motherly figure to me and I did her son's math homework in my spare time (for her to read and review with him later when he does it on his own.) I'm not even kidding.
Blake Phillips
>play with their hair I thought for a second this was you doing this
Samuel Garcia
I once got a date with the super hot receptionist at my work, two or three years ago when I didn't look like an old man. It went really well but when she started touching me I didn't reciprocate and she got bored and left, unfriended me on FB and that was that. I prob could have fucked her, she was talking about not going home etc. Oh well.
I'm shit with girls but somehow managed to get into triple figures at least. Now I just need my crypto back up and I will retire from trying at things.
Oliver Bailey
You must look at the hearth whilst poking the fire
Ryan Miller
I'm introverted, but since I am handsome people think I am just brooding and mysterious and women go out of their to get me to talk to them kek. When did this board become Jow Forums btw ?
Julian James
This user knows his shit. Eventually, there is also the third option of humour, the one trait that separates us from animals. If you're somewhat intelligent, humour 'usually' comes naturally to you. Make 'em laugh and you'll become one of them. Of course, this involves figuring out what kind of people they are and what makes their funny bones tickle.