I've never heard of this country before today. What happens here?

fucking nazis

>never heard of this country before
So you never drinked this then?

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Russian puppet state. They don't even speak their own language, they speak Russian.

I drink maybe twice a year. Disappointing to hear this country is just a Russian expansion pack

Slavic Ireland. Did I mention they have POTATOES?!

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Why? Didn't you had geography classes at school?

White russia

>Slavic Ireland.

Pretty much this, they're as cucked as Irish and don't speak their language anymore.

the real rvssians

Fucking Romanians

They're based
But also redpilled

So they would have you believe, when in fact they were the puppet master all along.

Have you ever wondered how the Kremlin got its name? It's a cleverly designed pseudonym. If you rearrange the characters in just the right way - and not a whole lot of people know this - you get "belarus".

Did you know they also have T-R-A-C-T-O-R-S?

It's not a puppet state, it's literally a piece of Russia that happened to become a country after the fall of the USSR, kind of like Ukraine.

They are the real Russians, the ones from the east are mongol mutts

American education puts little to no effort into learning anything outside of its own history. You wouldn’t learn about other continents until specified classes unblocking them in college, or if you took the time to learn more on your own.

>unblocking
*about
Ha

>I've never heard of this country before today

>murrifat educayshun

Are there many differences between Russian and Belarussian?

not at all

They are Nordic I think.

Yes, Belarussians are white, Russians sibero-mongoloid, they just speak one language, Belarusssians are more like Lithuanians

Stop being mutt-tier retarded. Гэтaквa.

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Georgians are Turkic-Russo-Mongolic mutts

this is the belarusian royal family :)))))

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true

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Here comes the Jow Forums tier armchair eugenics yay

Я нaйдy тeбя и зaвeдy в пoдвaл гoмeльcкoгo КГБ. X---D

cringe and bluepilled

based and redpilled

this post is so low quality i bet it's a goblino with a proxy

i wanna marry the black haired one, is she taken yet?

conceded knob goblin detected

alright, +1 confirm then

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Russian expansion pack
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Cringe
You know better than this

but that's what the merryfats want to hear
Europe HAS to be wh*Te, or else they sperg out
what's worse is when they sperg out IN that country when they visit it

>t. sibero-mongolian

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aптeкaн, пиздyй в зaгoн

Пидop кyкapeкaeт.

This one of my favorite cocktails. I knew Belarus meant "white Russia," but I never put that together. Funny.

They are white, we are black. Simple.

White Ruthenia

The only Belarusian I've ever met was a guy who worked for me for like two weeks. He was in the Red Army for a bit in his 20's and I wanted to see what kind of stories he had but I didn't get the chance to get to know him well enough to ask.

>Red Army
he was like 80 years old?

Nah he was barely an adult before the USSR fell. Was it not still called the Red Army in the 80's?

Do you drink those over there? And if so, do you use cream or milk? I prefer cream because you can use a lot less of it, which leaves room for more alcohol.

oh i see.
>Red Army in the 80's?
it's Soviet Army. Red Army is WW2 term

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>we are black
that's Ukraine tho. aren't you the Green Rus?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardinal_direction#Northern_Eurasia

Ah okay, thanks. I bet he had some stories either way.

No. We are KARA BOGA BASED WARRIORS.

ah that
my mistake

>mfw 7 seconds too late

A man got stuck between two chairs.

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Aists don't want to fly to Africa.

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fucking refugees
the state of Europe

And somebody broke a modern art sculpture.

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Belarus is based however sometimes I think that Belarus is Israel of Europe

Ruthenian serfs farming potatos for their lithuanian masters. Damn good potatos too.

+1
:)

Based Belarus - land of wondrous

It's a dlc for Russia + potatoes