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I wish I was Russian instead

btw grandma died due to alcoholism as well

not gonna lie this made me laugh out loud

Wish I was drunk from vodka as well

ah well I'm more like tipsy
just got back home from work, probably gonna stuff myself with food and watch Sopranos to make it as easy as possible. I like to get drunk or tipsy with friends or colleagues but I fucking hate feeling of being drunk when I am alone at home (for example when we all go home etc). as long as it is in company it's okay, but when I have to be drunk alone I can only think about how sick my stomach is and how dry my mouth is, stuff like that

it's pretty funny when you put it into the context and also me posting that randomly after alcohol discussion lel
my dad's a fucking pig though although not in bad way lel, he kept telling morbid anecdotes to people right in front of his mother-in-laws dead body
"Hey, stop chewing the nails! Just leave your grandma's body alone!"
"Stop swinging on your dad's legs! That's not why he hung himself!"

So your mom is completely drunk on her mothers funeral while your dad is making fun of his dead mother-in-law in front of everyone?

I'm the same to be honest, I prefer tipsy over drunk. When I get properly drunk I'm never in a good mood.

Turns out you are not supposed to trek 30 kms through Georgian mountains in jeans and sneakers, but I managed to stay alive and the views were fantastic

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that mud hut lmao do georgians even have electricity?

abooga abooga

yes
well, not on funeral but on the wake, when she was lying in her coffin on display yesterday
funeral was today and she wasnt drunk
and about dead yeah, he wasnt sad at all he was kind of celebrating it because she caused a lot of trouble at home

tipsy is the ultimate redpill

fuck im so jelly I wish I could go to Georgia
Georgian girls are fucking beautiful

Can confirm Georgian girls are gorgeous

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Also Georgia is super cheap, cheaper than Ukraine

are you sure? last time I checked Georgia was a lot more expensive when it comes to hostels and shit like that
especially plane tickets there since you dont really go there by bus
it's like on my top places to visit but I cant afford it unless I'm looking at something wrong

You can rent an apartment in Tbilisi center for like $30 per day
Full meal costs $4 in restaurant and alcohol is very cheap as well

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How to be based in nowadays?

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*brap*

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that's not really cheaper, 4 nights in Kiev cost me 55 € (about 5-10 min on foot to metro and main train station)
one night in very center of Riga (100 meters to Freedom Monument) cost me 40 €

it's definitely eastern european tier but not nearly as cheap as Ukraine
and one way flight ticket for one person is 150-200 €

who else /doomer/ here frens?

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trisha oh no

Im a doomer. They found out in the military and didnt accept me because of it. It seems that I will really have to fix myself in order to be accepted and not use the military to fix me, as I planned. Dunno if I can manage tho

if you're gonna try to pretend and fake psychology results you're gonna fail badly they have so many experience in that and catch you very fast lol
unless you DONT want to enter the army (but you dont have compulsory service), my friend faked it so much I respect him for being such an artist and he avoided it but only because he's must be pro at it

just be yourself (honestly)

wait till world war 3 begins and they start mass conscripting. Requirements will be lowered desu. Thats my plan endgame anyways at least

By night in Kiev you mean renting an apartment? I didn’t expect it to be that cheap
Also I guess it wasn’t city center, meanwhile here it’s cheap even in old town, although I can’t say for sure what you get, we rented a 250 m2 apartment with all equipment for $120 per night

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nah m8 im not dumb. I know a lot about psychology and about faking being normie. Thats what I do literally all my life. I failed because I wanted to make it believable so I purposefuly answered some questions in a way that possibly undermined me. If my answers were full NPC, the answering pattern was cohesive, and if it also matched behavior and answers in the following interview, I believe I could have made it.
Turn out I will have to fake more next time. These systems are somehat predictable and you for sure can fake it. I can try again in 12 months so I will spend my time studying psychotests more

are you Jow Forums enough tho?

Nah I meant just a room in hostel, I haven't used any of that Airbnb stuff
but now that I am looking at it, Airbinb in middle of Kiev costs 30-40 €. I dunno, I spend most of my time outside and come back only for sleep when on vacation so it doesnt need to be an apartment

im also looking at booking.com now, for one night in hostel room around next year's July and most of the center ones are 30-50 € a night. I'd say it's pretty similar to Eastern Europe. I never had a plane flight though so I'm a bit scared of it and it's seXxpensive. but doable.

>Requirements will be lowered desu
They have already been lowered immensely. Army is recruiting massively since Russian sabre rattling started in 2015. They accept people who have like strong alergies, millions of dioptries and all sorts of diseases. But it seems the psychology screening is still very rigorous.

Also WW3 is a meme. I believe there will be relatively slow decline until one day everything will be fucked and nobody will quite know when it started. If somebody who lived like years ago about todays society, he would tell you we live in the dark ages. Yet for us its just the natural state of things, the only thing we know. Its like that for every new generation. Boomers who remember better times will be dying out and zoomers will take the only society they know as a norm. Slowly, everything will be fucked and everybody will see it as natural state of things

Hätte ich doch nur ein Spiel wo ich Reich und Mächtig werden kann.

ofc mate. Its not that tough desu. But you must pass the medical first

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Fug because of OP image I thought this is /deutsch/.

I translate for you:
If there was a Game for me where I can become Rich and Mighty.

what about long distance runs? I thought you had to run 3km in like 12 minutes or so

>3km
>long distance
how fat are you

I mean, 3km is considered the shortest longer distance run since short distance are 250m, 500m, 750m and 1.5km desu

>he would tell you we live in the dark ages. Yet for us its just the natural state of things, the only thing we know
are you saying that commie times were better or what

They test that only at the boot camp. That pic are entry tests. Then there are military tests that every soldier must take every few years and first time you do then when boot camp endd. Well actually you do them first when boot camp starts but at that time the results doesnt matter.
The military tests are pic related. If you make 3km in 12 min, you can realistically be thinking about special forces

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in 12 minutes doofus. 3km is considered very good for average pleb or average for an athlete

yes, sure that is a possible future. However WW3 can literally start any day desu. All you need is fat boi Kim going a bit more apeshit than usually and shit can hit the fan easily.

ah I see. I thought requirements were higher than they really are. I suppose I could make to the military with a bit of preparations desu

>However WW3 can literally start any day desu
Yea m8 but it can also not start. There was like million percent higher chance that it will start during the cold war but it still didnt. I dont consider it viable life strategy to literally wait for something the whole life like that nogf slovak. Better go towards the war myself and join the army asap

Well, but you are going to actually go to war desu. Best case scenario they'll ship you off to Afghanistan or whoever Americans are bombing these days to sit your ass in the hot desert and just fuck around

*not go to war desu

I have a gf and you?

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>fat boi Kim going a bit more apeshit
why would he do that?
he's not a fanatic, he's a tubby kid who gets anything he wants and only way for him to lose it is funny reunification ideas and stirring the pot too much
North Korea is very low on my priority list, right behind "global killer bee outbreak" and just above "Jožin is real"
Nestle is more dangerous than Kim

Kim himself is not dangerous. It genuinely seems like he wants to lift North Korea from a shithole status. The real problem is China protecting him. Chinese won't let Korea unify.

is posting fake dicks bannable?

what are the plans for weekend laddos?

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going to visit my aunt and her husband tomorrow and eat some grilled chicken made by them
after that i'm gonna go with my female cousin to the kerb in langenhain, a place nearby, and get drunk

>Jožin is real

Why are you afraid of the Jožin?
Are you from Prag?

I'm going to Dresden tomorrow

I will work tomorow and on sun day.
My weekend starts next week wednesday.

am tag der dt. einheit?
5 tage we dann oder wie?

hey, no krauspeak allowed in /v4/!

only on the workdays

gonna be a good grandson and visit my grandparents

I am turning 20 next week so I relatives are coming over tomorrow. If things go good I could also go out later and get drunk with my friends but I dont really count on that

Weekend until next monday.
5 days yes.
Nut I work long weeks tho.

It's the smell of Prag that attracts the Jožin.
This is what leads him to his victims.
Many such cases. Sad!

two krauts in MY thread?

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can't tell

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watching anime and browsing internet all weekend all weekdays

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pathetic, get a job you lazy fuck

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I dont want to work for 1900PLN monthly.

Can't spell Slovensko without 'love'

Maďarsko
what do I win?

you WILL work

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>8 conquest points per BG win
what the fuck blizzard. I need fucking 4000

>tfw Maďarsko is just slovensko without love

we all know you'll be crying about not having gf

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>better pay up for those monthly subscriptions good goy! It's gonna take a lot of grinding to get your new mount

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nothing
maybe go out with sister's bf on Sunday for a couple of beers or something

I want a kebab

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>tfw ate kebab yesterday after a break of like over 1 year for the first time

yum

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gonna have one tommorow or day after

>tortilla

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insufferable cunt, hang yourself already you lard loving faggot

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>being this mad
>having such a shitty taste

how do you eat your kebab?

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I like it with their bread or with fries

idk I like tortilla (lavash) as well

>check rents and flats
>check bank account

Well, i guess now i can officially move out. Problem is, i am too lazy to do it.

>kebab with fries

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luckyfag

how old are you?

23
most of my friends still live with their parents tho

I like lahmacun. Tortilla is ok because it is easy to eat but its my least prefered thing

>eating kurd semen and fertilizer

better than hungarian shit and piss in a pot (goulash)

gulasz is gut

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now hold right there you nigger cunt. Guláš with knedlíky is god tier food

sounds like that struck a nerve
are you a Turk?
i'm not joking about the semen and the fertilizers btw
our dear EP that otherwise loves to ban everything voted against banning phosphates in meat because it would've impacted kebab dealers negatively