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how much money would you consider safe money where you would index it or not risk it? 50k? would you be happy seeing steady S&P gains but be bored, or would you do something risky even though you might lose it? personally losing that amount would be much worse to me than boomer gains
Alexander Brooks
Does theta always work against you, or only against you when you are OTM?
Nathan Myers
if have 50k go all in in NBO and put the gains each month into stocks you like
Jordan Jackson
nikkei not 23k anymore
Evan Cruz
Anons, if you have these you’ll be good tomorrow. >SDR >WTI >EGY >CHK
It went to double digits, and will now moon to triple digits +2% today +1% tomorow
William Lee
So I would probably be doing a lot better if I didn't have my $3800 spread between a dozen positions, but it's a ton of fun seeing a buck here, a few bucks there coming in all month. It's comfy like having income generating property in GTA. But, you know, IRL.
>tfw wanted kids but she betrayed me with her ex a month ago >tfw my German Shepard is the only girl that will never betray me
I still can't eat or sleep. Help me bros.
Cameron Hall
i want kids but my girlfriend doesn't believe in having kids before marriage, so we've been at a stale mate for a few years.. told her i can probably still have kids for another 30 years and she's only got maybe 5-10 years left... so... we will see who wins this battle
>How many Pets do you have? none. wanna travel the world a little more first.. i probably will get married but i really don't like the idea of bringing a contract into a personal relationship and getting the gooberment involved
Nathaniel Rodriguez
im eyeing up XLE too that one has a bunch of oil and gas holdings but also a lot of alternative holdings as well. if oil stays high, and oil memes stop popping off, the alternative energy memes should also stay high. this gives you less exposure to oil suddenly crashing like it always does
Liam White
>i really don't like the idea of bringing a contract into a personal relationship and getting the gooberment involved whoever thought of this concept in this first place caused an untold amount of harm to an endless amount of people.
kek theres some couple throwing each others things all over the lawn across the street from me. it always happens, so i assume they must be married
For my consumer staples shills in this thread I got a question nrf.com/fastest-50-growing-retailers-2017 If the fastest growing grocery chains are specialty and high end directed where kraft has no presence, with stagnating growth for discount grocers where kraft/General Mills will face aggressive competition, why the fuck should I buy KHC or GIS?
I like to travel around, i feel you learn alot about different ways of life and learning is a huge part of life. I always try to look at the business around certain areas that i travel and get a good feel for it. I also like trying different food and learning different laws of different areas. I just like learning and traveling helps me get a good hands on learning experience imo
Ryan Ramirez
Half of those sell big name products and also: Who the fuck do you think is acquiring those pet food companies? They are about to all get bought up, its the next bitcoin
Jayden Moore
Stop larping about these scam traders. If you haven't got enough money to afford a real broker then you shouldn't be investing. I use Commonwealth Bank, $10 trades under 5k, $20 over 5k.
Just put 6.5k into AMP and I suggest you aussie faggots do the same.
Xavier Barnes
Because fuck your Dog, dont you care about science and improvement of business practice? Buy the death dip
My boss is such a wage cuck she went to a convention, like a comicon for our company, and spent hundreds of dollars on company merchandise Literally peak wagie
Dylan Sanchez
First of all, wtf kind of company has a comicon for themselves and secondly who buys company merchandise besides non-employees
Ryder Cox
you can travel and be married. you just cant have kids and travel
>My boss >she did you fugg her yet? this is the key to success. prove the double standard wrong.
Adam Clark
I tihnk hes talking aBOUT a dog or something
Jeremiah Baker
>Its time to just get married I'm actually going to buy another rental property first and sign a prenup
>I'm actually going to buy another rental property first and sign a prenup you got it prenup makes some people uncomfortable, but its an absolute must imo
how soon is soon anyhow? is there a specific date thats planned to sign it?
Colton Sanders
>P/E Ratio 737 Wut
Joshua Reyes
my 12 dollar investment is down 13% so far lmao
John Clark
i think the consensus is that some big guys will probably see all the retail in the stock, crash it, steal everyones shares, then do the squeeze themselves
Angel Price
Prenup doesn't so shit, literally any family court can overturn a prenup "if it's in the best interest of the """child"""".
They can and will take all your shit and the only defense that I'm aware of is a discretionary trust fund. Even then they'll probably find a way.
Adam Bell
this is why you keep all your savings in gold and silver and hide that shit from your spouse. fuck the system
Cooper Scott
I sold day 1 for 50 cents profit
Nolan Robinson
A company so shitty it has to function as a cult to keep managers in. Once you're in, I swear you're a fanatic. Hard pass. HARD. PASS. I'd go full volcel before touching that.
Liam Miller
are US rates going up because the fed wants them to for QT purposes, or because the deficit went nova and we need to convince more people to buy our bonds?
Colton Taylor
---------------------------------------- WHAT ARE YOUR MOVES TOMORROW? ----------------------------------------
me buying AMD calls if it dips
Kayden Diaz
I like anime feet!
Julian Bailey
>Gold and Silver Keep it in Wood, you want to lose all your money?
well i have lawyers on both sides of the family and they assure me i could get an air tight prenup.
Josiah Nguyen
>Prenup doesn't so shit, literally any family court can overturn a prenup "if it's in the best interest of the """child"""". youre right when it comes to kids. i thought he was just talking marriage. it can help with that if things go south.
its not about the sex, dummy. you gotta climb the corporate ladder by sleeping with your boss, then sleeping with HER boss, then her bosses boss. then you can have more money to buy memes with
James Diaz
i'm buying more AMD puts if it spikes
Justin Anderson
hell yeah brother
Mason Cook
But her boss weighs 350 pounds, is fat and hair like a fur coat, and his boss is a 90 pound manlet that looks like he molests children. Can I just stay where I am??
here when this place became infested with amd shills I knew it was time to buy
Cameron Bell
well find a company where its all female led (check SHEs holdings i guess) and get a job there. i mean the further up you go, the more likely youre gonna have to deal with the more hardcore domme shit, but im sure theres a happy medium somewhere where you can get your free corporate mommy tendies, and not have to get railed in the ass every night by some corporate bitch.
cmon comfy, dont tell me youre trying to WORK for your tendies?
this reminds me of the time i hatched the plan to seduce kurt cobains daughter (as i looked like a really low-rent version of kurt cobain when my hair is long and unwashed). i figured she literally has the biggest daddy issues in the world, so all id have to do is look kinda like him, and play guitar really badly, and im IN. then we get hammered and get married at some vegas drive thru chapels, she doesnt get a prenup, and all i have left between me and the cobain family trust is courtney love. i add a couple extra pills to her regular scheduled dose, kill her, and have unlimited money and all the rights to nirvana merchandising.
but then some fucking bum who looks WAY less like kurt cobain took my spot and got married at some vegas drive thru. fucker. if he kills courtney, imma rat him out. that was MY plan
Jacob Stewart
>id: cuk let me guess, Teh profit?
Grayson James
kek i just noticed it
it almost says link luck tho that wouldve been huge
Charles Smith
Own a stake in GIS, and I view BGS as a strong value play. SJM and PEP are looking nice.
Carter Bailey
all of those look like they're in a heavy as fuck downtrend
I thought we were all getting on this oil market
Anthony Diaz
Good, I hope you enjoy doubling your money within a year
Dylan Green
Im the consumer professional in SMG, they will double, the downtrend is over, its time to go All in
I'd say larp but people on this general are weird and exciting enough for me to believe it
Mason Cook
50% + compounding dividends, highest in the megacap buisness 300% gains by 2020 guaranteed or your money back
Ill be the only left
Aiden Cox
not all oil memes are created equally. youll notice a lot of them dont have any oil right now. so the increased price doesnt do shit for em, cuz they havent gotten to it. thats why im looking at XOP, as its the oil/gas exploration ETF. its adequately priced, so the options arent too much, but you still get good leverage for dollar moves.
also XLE and energy in general in fact i think the memes to get in on are solar rn cali just passed that bill, so a lot of competition means a lot of hype etc you get it. theres prolly some shitty oil REITs with high divs to chase too. oils gonna make a lot of related things go up
Caleb Robinson
GIS, seriously undue treatment after the acquisition.
Christopher Rogers
Also, still holding USO calls for sure. Swinging them has been easy gain, and holding father out.
