/brit/

Aunts don't count mate

anime

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need to be niggered STAT

what could you possibly see in little old three chord me?

Had my first aid course today lads. Was paired with this peng polish girl and I got to touch her legs a lot. Made it all worth it

I've literally never been drunk on just alcohol alone. I've always paired it with some benzo

Might try it today see what it's like

grrrrrrr

>Girls stare at me right in the eyes all the time.

yeah they think "god that little arab manlet is ugly lmao"

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what was she called

got a stiffy while snogging the gf in 'spoons

what are you actually supposed to do when a girl is walking in your direction in the street

more of a hiro man myself

This girl who used to be in a flat with in our uni had one search on the smart TV
It was "big lez show" and when me and my mate found out it wasnt lesbian porn we were proper disappointed

Came home yesterday and my Mum literally (and unironically) had a Make Britain Great Again hat on her dresser. Dont know whats going through her boomer brain but I dont intend on finding out.

shoulder barge into her and be like "sorry didnt see you"

how does this even happen? making me angry just reading this fucking nonsense
fuck off

What the eff is this Yank judge shit the BBC think is very important?

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don't plan on getting a "real job" anytime soon tbf
starting to mull taking writing classes at a college or summat

Cant remember 2bh

GOT THE BLICKY UH
DRUM IT HOLDS 50 UH

SCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

wasn't monica was it?

Because it's all a circus. This whole thing will literally be forgotten by this time next year.

Friday night for me:
sitting alone drinking and trying to find the least-shit thing on netflix before giving up at around midnight and crying myself to sleep

good end to a good week of work if I do say so myself

did you spaff yourself

Not a smelly paki, no

social anxiety

abort mission

Can’t believe some sick fuck is out there doing this...

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can't stop watching dua lipas new video
shes just an absolute choon machine

RENT is THEFT

Why do you pay rent? Because if you didn't the landlord would evict you, making you homeless

Would you pay rent voluntarily? No.

So you are being FORCED UNDER THREAT(of homelessness) to hand over money, the definition of THEFT.

RENT is THEFT

open.spotify.com/track/5GL04AY5djhF6nONfYSv0b?si=rbZfCVAoTOCnGoQ6PK6E6Q

carly rae jepsen is the queen of pop

i pay rent because i signed a lease

love meeting some new special girl you can tell things are really going well with and holding their hand and just knowing this is going to work lads

Got in a big fight with my mom last year because I talked about how this generation has the worst economic prospects in 70 years, and how I likely won’t be able to own my own property. She said it was a good thing that my generation would be primarily renters because having a house is too expensive anyway. Wanted to slap her

dominos have got ''new yorker'' pizzas now, 16'' across
2700 calories each, $17
corrr. wish i'd know earlier

morita doji never got the recognition she deserved. at least not in the west. rest in peace

this but with boys
love when a boy goes and holds my hand and starts rubbing his thumb across the top x

listening to billy joel - we didn't start the fire

once chokeslammed my mam through the kitchen table over a scotch egg

genuinely agree desu
if you were paying rent to people who built homes, sure, fair enough, but it's bollocks that you pay rent to some cunt who bought a home and sat on it as house prices went through the roof, partially because of all the inefficient cunts who are holding onto rotting old council houses from the 60s rather than bulldozing them and building something bigger.

Britain cries out for a qualified land value tax to force the most efficient use of land while protecting genuinely historical buildings.

Kill yourself you sap
Women exist to be breeded

Fucking faggot

*throws open windows at the crack of dawn*
*inhales deeply*
NIGGER DOODLE DOO!!!!!!!

unironic tune

One is fine unless you're incredibly autistic, it's when you walk by a pack of them that it starts to get interesting.

Will he get nommed?

>women exist to be breeded
ah yes i forget there are bitter PUA virgins on here

love me some billy joel (bill joe to friends)
get on some leningrad

I get around round round

It’s biological truth you mong

so glad i'm alive \(^_^)/

im a girl and i dont exactly get as many you's as i want

when i was 17 my dad started acting like a bitchmade punk so i pushed his ass down a flight of concrete stars. he just stared at me in awe.
it was then i knew he was a bitch nigga.

Pathetic ironic post by a loser still looking for You’s anyways

Can’t believe Tesco have put Duvel down to just £1.80 now

Quality 8.5% beer at bargain price

still respected him tho, probably shouldn't have done it
but after something like that the dynamic fundamentally changes
he came at me with a knife years later lol
aint life fun

bluepill me on the jews

Ah yes
The so called chinese

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those are some wide bottles

I've done a rart on you.

Some people think badly of me because they don’t see the world as I see it. I’m not saying I see any further or wider than the average person, but I do think I’ve tapped into a special truth (Will-Truth) that I don’t think can be negated by just pretending it doesn’t exist. For instance, I can tell when a person will become a threat to society. It’s not evidentially based truth but it is a special truth which nonetheless is absolutely valid, and I think most times it bears to fruition.

(^.^)>

this 2bh

what are you lads buying on black friday this year

the ol' 'ob 'n caught fire lads

The Replacements - Androgynous

What a CHOON

god pulp made some bangers didnt they

>It’s not evidentially based truth but it is a special truth which nonetheless is absolutely valid,
Paedophiles have more in common with crabs than they do with human beings. That's a scientific fact. There's no evidence for it, but it's a scientific fact.

some final destination shit right there

I am the most intelligent poster in this thread.

Anyone wanna be my fwen?

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Sexy bottles for a sexy beer

Now and then I will get the stuff to do what needs to be done, that intangible stuff that fills you with the impetus to do big and important things. Never lasts long though and I don’t know how to harness it

most arrogant more like

This 34 year old woman says she was raped by Cristiano Ronaldo

Thoughts?

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show is the spunk samples love

You're speaking to a lad who watches Molyneux, PJW, sargon and woes here

I don't have a degree but I got a job at Goldman Sachs because I waved my IQ test in front of the interviewers eyes, you'll never be smart enough to last 10 seconds in the ring of debate with me

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It's as if I'm Caesar in Gaul and /brit/ is the powerless senate back in Rome!

she's a lying whore
are ronny's gay

I wouldn’t say it is a scientific truth but yes I would think that is a good example of Will-Truth

any /llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch/ man in

Yeah? Well I watch Destiny videos. You may as well give up now.

interesting post
was just thinking about that place earlier today

*dabs on you*
*swiftly places alcohol in your hands*
"here's your friend, buddy"

more of a /Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu/ man myself

messenger just sent me this from the gf

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