Jow Forums in 1928

>hot summer day
>ask buddy for a swig, I know he's got some
>"sure thing, pal! here ya go, chug-a-lug"
>haven't gotten wasted since '25
>can almost taste the moonshine already
>suddenly a knock on the door
>"Hey youse in there, this is the FBI, y'see? C'mon, the jig is up."
>they ram through the door in their state-issued Model T
>Agent Carter spits a lit cigarette out of his mouth onto the carpet, grinds it out with his heel
>looks me in the eye as he raises his gatling gun
>"Meow, baby"
>shoots me and buddy full of lead
>You're a Grand Ole' Flag.gramophone

just chilling and enjoying tea, there's no way I'm getting drafted to fight for the Fr*nch, r-right?

Uh-oh.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish

That guy's a real jerk

>communism is sure gre-
>gets deported to siberia

This economy's going great mazoolahs, fellas. I have stock in 30 different companies and within four years, I'll be richer than Henry Ford.

Krauts allowed back in the 'Lympics.

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Two cars in every garage and two chickens in every pot.

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The smell of things to come...

Man this republicanism thing is pretty neat but arent we supposed to have more than one party?

The Democrat Party won't be this BTFO again for almost nine decades.

I'm so glad Comrade Stalin kept those ultra-left autists from derailing the Soviet republic of labor

Things are going great. Nothing could ruin this.

NIECH ŻYJE DRUGA RZECZPOSPOLITA
and fuck the Russians that just got fucked in the Polish-Soviet war

Guten Tag zusammen, my name is Herr Karl Sama.

I'm a 27 year old Austrian Nazi (National Socialist for you Ausländers). I bake jews in my oven every morning, and spend my days perfecting the baking process and drinking superior german Bier. (Pils, Kölsch, Hefeweißbier)

I train with my Maschinengewehr every day, this superior firearm is highly versatile and durable, it can fire over a thousand rounds per mimute, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun permit two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak German fluently, both Hochdeutsch and the Plattdeutsch dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and their love for rules and orders, which I follow 100%

When I get my German visa, I am moving to Bayern to attend a prestigious Gymnasium to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a member of the Storm Division or an engineer for the Deutsche Reichsbahn!

I own several Lederhosen, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germany, so I can fit in easier. I do the Roman salute to my fellow socialists and speak German as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Germany!

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This
We are enjoying peace and prosperity
Not like the economy will collapse in a year we will all starve then have our freedoms taken away by dictators then be invaded by the commies and occupied for 50 years
won't happen for sure

God l despise communists so much
We're buddies w/ English people now, that's neat
l bet it's gonna last forever

Old people say the dictatorship was actually the richest time. Everything was going swimmingly until 1940.

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God I love hats, they're never going out of style.

You now realize that attractive women apparently didn't exist prior to the 1960s.

>Lost all my friends in the Great War

Just want them back, lads.

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I FUCKING HATE PROHIBITION

WHY CANT I DRINK MY OWN MOONSHINE GOD DAMNIT

AFAIK it was not illegal to produce alcohol for personal consumption, only selling it.