What do you think of Scottish cuisine?

What do you think of Scottish cuisine?

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Would that not dry out the sauce and cheese?

Stellar

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Absolutly repulsive.
I prefer ear my own shit

It definitely would.

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>the South is the part of the country with the most people who claim Scottish ancestry
>the South is the fattest part of the country and is obsessed with deep frying their food

What's the dealio with Buckfast?

You've just never smelt it, laddie

Buckfast is basically cough medicine disguised as wine. It's usually consumed by neds, who are the Scottish equivalent of chavs.
It's difficult to count how many broken bottles of Buckfast I've stepped over in the past month.

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it's cheap and marketed well towards people who think drinking is cool

Scotland has the most depressing food culture in the whole entire world, and I dont mean traditional dishes but what people eat day to day. Having said that, haggis really isn't that bad.

Have you eaten this ?

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Uma delicia.

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What is this, a shellfish? Is it supposed to be eaten raw?

I prefer macaco soup at this time lol

No it's a rock. Some rocks are alive and if you split them open you can eat them

buckfast gets you fucked fast
its wine and energy drink mixed together

Well, if seafood is cooked properly, I dont see anything bad about trying it, but not in a raw form for sure.

my favorite scottish cuisine is your mum's pussy

>leaf

How is this any different than eating sausage? In fact the stomach doesn't even touch shit, the intestines do.

it has a powerful smell of tripe
the texture and ingredients are unlike that of sausage