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LSD definitely

racist

Aki feeling muscles all day

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He’s clearly a dark brown.

Virtuous living is not possible when an individual is craving bodily pleasures with desire and passion.

what...does it fucking...mean
FUCK im tired of this shit

>Wayne Gretzky is the Prophetic new Tsar, Mario Axl are Rasputin and so is Putin, so he's back in many ways, many times, and MJ is Tatiana and Olga is Elon Musk doing Nikita rockets. Thank you for loving Russia's children. It means more from a Krishna cop gopa that I loved. My heart is not a fortress but a bridge thanks to the Russian choir of angels and those who serve the Lord. God bless you. Sorry I was so drunk at your concert and that I loved your magical sweat like lusting as a child. Krishna did it. Namaste.
what did she mean by this

fin masterace

making chicken nuggets chips and beans for din dins

it's his name
he's a famous sex offender from the liverpool area
youtube.com/watch?v=wm0FQMo85GM

somebody's gonna get tied to a fucking chair and forced to talk next time i visit them
believe it bitch

New fifa is all the hype in Lagos

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went with pathfinder in the end lads

if i have to go bury somebody then i have to go bury somebody
but you WILL talk

purple aki is an enigma in liverpool and the north west, a massive black man in a 99% white who walks around asking to feel young gym lad's muscles
youtube.com/watch?v=wm0FQMo85GM

>2018
>not knowing the legend of Purple Aki

Do you even lift?

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grate cheese on the beans yay or nay

nevermind

he's so black he's purple

got nonced by purple aki once

BANKAI

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grate cheese on anything innit

don't forget to click on the bell icon

If it's just beans, or beans on toast then absolutely

In a fry up absolutely not.

god damn hooker
what the fuck have you done
in redpilled cultures they hang you for shit like this

that goes right in the bumhole, surprised he didn't snap a finger.

mum put cheese on my pasta tonight even though she knows it gives me a headache. stupid bitch.

>work up the courage to go to a mixer on campus
>psyche myself up all the way to the door
>look in
>small room, everyone has a chair, no where to sit, don't know anybody
>realize, what the fuck am I going to say to them?
>turn red as a beet as professor toilsteina recognizes me
>turn around a flee across campus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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yo bruce FUCK you email me you fucking twat
sick of your shit dude really tho

normie friend of mine just shared this on facebook

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never witnessed a non-cancerous leaf post

it's chicken nuggets chips and beans

Any avoidant man in

Too scared to drive
Can't make phone calls
Can't even make small talk with family members

rasheed

shut up cunt

>Go to office after work drinking meet up

Oh God help me this is so fucking boring

B&R

that's a no from me

Chicken and cheese? not a vibe

literally tick all of those except handsome.

can't maintain any conversation with a person I don't know outside of basic small talk

unironically just do it m8

very ancient reference.

2, 3 and 4 me

normal considering most people are literal NPCs that are incapable of independent thought or discussing anything remotely stimulating

I have AVPD but not that bad
Terrified of interacting with strangers however

get off your phone and chat to deano about the footy you sad freak

that's the way i was leaning. considering a slice of bread with butter on it to dip in the bean sauce. bit council estate but it tastes nice.

I'm (unironically):
>6"1
>In great shape (ottermode, 6-pack etc)
>Popular normie (at least on the surface)
>Earn more than most people I know (£33k), and have very good career prospects
>Halfway through completing a PhD
>Competent guitar and piano player
>Talented at sports
>Well-travelled
>Have more than £20k in the bank due to careful financial planning, but still manage to go on at least 5 holidays each year
>Able to converse intelligently on numerous topics
>Known as being very funny

And yet I've never had a gf, and I haven't had sex for half a decade. It all comes down to attitude and confidence really, and if you've not got that then your'e simply not gonna be romantically happy desu

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unironically started going the gym to impress purple aki haha

watching a classic french filme

*gets on your back*
squat me la'

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watching the eric andre show

could unironically squat that big brown man

live action rick and morty

what's sargon done now?

>hello, do you want something?

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listening to c&c red alert soundtracks again
reckon 3's the best

heres me lad
>6'1
>objective 7/10
>good dress sense
>have multiple groups of mates I go out with
>decent job for a 22 year old
>have a good degree
>socially competant, no problem conversing with strangers or friends
>known as being sound

Never had a gf and at this rate I doubt I ever will. I've pulled girls on nights out and stuff but nothing long term ever comes from it. Its starting to really depress me

looks like he could put a good shift in as a big centre forward bullying the centre halfs

Why aren't there more high quality naval films like Master & Commander?

>tfw will never be a 19th century Royal Naval officer

Yeah you

the so-called plans

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confidence was obliterated into nothingness after that social encounter. guess I'm not cut out for this kind of life

no, I'm after summat

get to bed

Doesn't make enough shekels

>Yes, I'd just like to say that you're a god-awful actor. Goodnight.

what are you doing mate, get the flour back before mum freaks

Don't worry you'll find a wife when you're 33 and raise two brown stepkids

your lips 'round me cock

probably ate yet another local greggs out of business

font

can see girls eyeing up my body as I walk past them when I wear tight shirts or skinnys lol

might call the police

The Bounty (1984) with Mel Gibson and Anthony Hopkins is a good one

imagine working at wacky warehouse

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Dont rate sophie 2bh

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access to those warm cavities

not a chance

lads what's a really good sort of fun actiony film i can watch that i don't finish and go 'that was a waste of 2 hours of my life'

must be some amount of unprocessed human fecal matter smeared throughout these places

Zulu.

Sauce, please!

any sony ericsson walkman bluetooth era choonage man in?
youtube.com/watch?v=7PjrjuF4z1o

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the goal

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in a conversation with a guy who had sex from the age of 11, big brained individualist sargon said "well it depends on the child, doesn't it"
he later said that the laws are there for a reason, but anyone that's against him is gonna use what he said with or without context for their own benefit

2 Guns with Marky Mark and Denzel Washington is pretty light-hearted and fun

cry sesh