/cum/ & friends

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We need to stop spending money on the military and spend it on researching genetically engineered catboys instead

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My tongue
Your penis

I HATE this post

spend the money on curing homosexuality

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yes?

quieres...chupar...el mio...?

Business idea:
Invent the gay bomb and drop it on mexico to create even more cuties that look like THIS

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are you fat?

>traps

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claro que no...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

I wonder if I've ever accidentally been attracted to a trap irl

ok, cum to guadalajara

drop it pls

papi...vamos a comer unos tacos despues...

Would very much like a qt anime loving bf desu

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obvs, im not going to suck your dick for free

>tfw want to party but my dealer works tonight so i have to wait until tomorrow

the only reason i dont want to consume drugs is because i really really hate narcos and i dont want to give them money

would your village hang you if they found out that you're gay?

no, my parents would

legalize weed and guns

actual pic of the guadalajara user as he is waiting for me in bed

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youtu.be/sHMypgscpHM

[note: you're not supposed to wash cats like this as they are capable of cleaning themselves]

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call me qt UwU

me on the left

No one will ever like you

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true

FBI investigation against Kavanaugh aka the sick rapist.

Let's bring this psychopath down.

i like myself

>tfw 3 weeks without meaningful baseball

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Who are you again? Oh that's right you're NO ONE hahahah

Edit: wow thanks so much for the Jow Forums gold!

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real video of me and the GF

gfycat com/gifs/detail/ShamefulWhirlwindBluetonguelizard

>noflags telling someone they are a no one
ew

Not opening that

I think you're a pretty cool dude most of the time Toronto. Especially considering you live in Toronto

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if you're not straight you must be killed
i am sorry but that's just laws of nature

>durham region

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POP! goes the weasel.

silence

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Do you hear it?

sorry just farted haha

gas em

nice
youtube finally has a miniplayer so you can keep browsing while the vid is playing

yeah, bout time, eh?

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>phoneposting

I'm going to kill myself, see you never

my immediate family is 100% dumb-o-craps and they drivin me crazy

alright good luck

DONT DO IT NOOOOO

Are you the guy who is sad he cant get friends/gf? reeeeeeee make your own imaginary friends! get a dog!!! talk to your sister more reeeeeeee

mark ass bitch

Daughter is going to her grandparents house today
Can’t drink anything since I think my wife is about a month pregnant though

Imagine having the money* to move to Japan

*paid trip*

put a Trump bumper sticker on your car or something so they avoid talking politics with you

>all those layers of makeup
Women sicken me.

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sucks to be you, my family is too smart

lol I already ignore all their texts and told them all how I voted BLANK and proud.

Her mid face is so long

>my family is like so shtoopid uuugh

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My husband insist makeup makes women look uglier unless they have really bad skin to begin with. I'm not sure if he's a weirdo or what, but I personally don't miss the time/money sink that is makeup.

"I hope to meet you IRL again!

I like how my wife looks with no make up
Make up doesn’t make women uglier it just has a different look

Do NOT kill yourself mr. Do NOT. Your life is more precious than diamond and gold!

why are cis women so boring buds

i forbid the GF to wear makeup

My family are alcoholics and I have to be the one to deal with it while everyone else travels

Arms and hands are such sissy limbs
Legs and feet are very strong though

i wish politics never existed

sounds like an excuse

>tfw my family members are smart and I'm a fucking brainlet loser
Kill me

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Mine too and I inherited all their alcoholic genes.

My family is great but I live several states away
Barely see my parents and brothers

weeeeee

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Alone

why

if you played baseball what position would you realistically play?

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Fuck Germany

Check it out I'm so cool my rich family pays for everything so I get to do cool shit like travel

Benchwarmer

"I'm rich but oh so lonely I need a girlfriend to boost my self esteem"

I love my family 100% besides for the part where they are the most mindless embarrassing Democrats in the whole world. Very loving mindless embarassing Democrats.

I played softball in elementary school and was always left fielder. I hated it the whole time. Why the heck my parents signed me up for it

the referee

My family is poor
I could l only afford college because of scholarships

third baseman

We live in a lonely world.