/brit/

If I die in a combat zone
Box me up and ship me home

Attached: 1524090132172.jpg (900x619, 93K)

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/braincels
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

My iPhone stats this week
Average screen time of 4hours and 4 minutes a day
Average of 104 pickups a day (728 in total)
Average of 66 notifications a day

Attached: Screen Shot 2018-09-28 at 9.18.52 pm.png (776x426, 584K)

Is there anything more dull than car talk

A rumor of war is better desu

i just like the cadence

>do people still eat beans?

Attached: 20180919_161602.jpg (600x600, 159K)

old people

the tanned gay guy and his grey-haired woman pal in the caravan are definitely the best

WTF is this shit?

Attached: foo.jpg (768x768, 28K)

work

slung bags

used to sell sex toys on ebay

I watched the whole series 3 years ago

thought that was wayne and waynetta slob from the thumbnail

urgh it gets worse and worst the more you read of it

stuff bits of poo into my urethra.

of milk?

just read that medium article and really felt a slight growth in my disdain for that type of woman

dunno I googled "joke formats" and it was the top result

the gay guy from brighton seems like a complete cunt

Alri

Attached: you_dont_get_to_bring_friends.jpg (1728x800, 331K)

If I moved to Manny/Birmingham I could afford my own place easily

hmmm, is it worth the loss of social circle and cultural amenities?

I make this general mate. Really.
It's weird how the flags work.
If I us a US VPN which blends in more I can shitpost way harder and nobody cares.
Leaf stands out, people get on your nuts.
You'll never understand how I've molded this place. It was a concrete institution 6 months ago and I've absolutely irreversibly changed it.

I like how she has convinced herself that she is funny because clearly no one else does.

watched all seasons of seinfeld probably like >9 times haha

Move to Preston instead.

i like the brits i have met in real life, but on Jow Forums you're simply obnoxious

spend 40 hours a week in an office doing completely meaningless tasks

just green

Haha. I dunno why I kept going. It made me feel embarrassed for her.

*filters canada*

state your grievances or never speak up again

cook us some meatballs

What are the odds of janny heeming this thread?

groves or smith lads? hope mundo drops him 2bh

yeah cause of course I'm sure to just casually open a link like that on a Jow Forums thread

i dont understand it or whats going on

Attached: sa.png (202x222, 89K)

going now
eye in the sky and all that yeah

isnt that matpats wife

Attached: 9nh23a7dM1qz6f4bo1_1280.jpg (736x883, 71K)

aaah to be young, in Preston and earning 50k

a lad can dream

Attached: Screen Shot 2018-09-28 at 9.28.35 pm.png (190x224, 87K)

don't believe I can say I've seen a programme that many times

Attached: Screen Shot 2018-09-28 at 9.28.58 pm.png (176x216, 78K)

Would

What the fuck are you talking about, bog-trotter?

Is there anything worse than living in a TOWN?

I mean, its doesnt have the social and work opportunity of a city, the hustle and bustle and the culture. And it doesn't have the charm, affluence, social cohesion and natural element of a village.

Why would you want to live in a town? (I currently live in a town and despise it)

why are women

CAM ON, BUGGER

Attached: 5DBA662F-1702-4E21-8E3C-4FB3786DD990.png (680x581, 182K)

someone needs to tell him to calm it before i flatten him.

catfished beta man

I don't particularly like cars at all but the Americans used to have a very funny car talk show on public radio.

might do a gay shag with a tranny escort

"""eye in the sky"""

nigger freak

cos

reddit.com/r/braincels
lol

haha

I’m fwbs with one ask away la

the gf

Attached: 1537890349051.png (615x928, 922K)

lol quarantined like the vermin they are

Compelling stuff, spudwog.

all the clothes on grailed are tiny

FUCK MANLETS

>spudwog
enjoy this word

cities are grim.

do his bollocks disgust you?

im gona meet my future wife tonight

Pay attention

Attached: hey shitlords.jpg (1506x1018, 509K)

They’re shaved so not too bad. They’re like twice as big as mine which is odd since my body courses with test. Bit peeved by that

Why should niggers be allowed to exist?

anyone got a quick list of generals to add to my filter list
gone and reset my cookies without backing it up

american porn industry needs them

HORK

Imagine being some call centre drone and spending £800 on a canada goose jacket

female """""humour"""""

Attached: df.png (700x226, 16K)

gender neutral sons a liberal fairy
mum and dad far right nazis

Attached: Screen Shot 2018-09-28 at 9.36.38 pm.png (776x432, 696K)

Someone post a Tim, I've lost all mine

Yeah thats got nothing to do with incels raging about not getting laid lol

I browsed that board and saw what they were about. Excuse makers and lazy fuck ups

KEY example of incel tier thinking is they take one single outlier or exceptional case such as your picture and then apply it to ALL
lol

grow up you ugly little faggot

>being this much of a mad seething nigger
HOWLING

what is an "online boyfriend"

Attached: 1537898136.png (891x1200, 1.29M)

if i ever played football i’d probably play out on the left wing. way, way out on the left.

Ran some numbers through R this evening, and here's what I found: civilizational blossoming correlates strongly with women's liberation

Attached: 1508978652456.jpg (647x1196, 80K)

GOD i AM so FUCKING calm and WELL ADJUSTED compared to you FUCKING FAGGOTS holy SHIT aRAGASDFGASGFASDF i know fucking EVERYTHING mate oi oi oi oi oi oi oi
*smashes a bottle over my head*
*loses a tooth*

Attached: pp,550x550.jpg (443x550, 40K)

bored lads. bored. literally going to go brush my teeth so i can go to sleep in a min.

writes all that bollocks and then gets chad to slap her spit on her choke her and call her a worthless whore

not been outside for 8 days
reduced to eating cans of tuna to survive