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It's the weekend.

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Any plans?

None!
How about you buddy?
Whats on the agenda for your weekend?

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hey westy
i've been informed that the US is about to turn into an even more theocratic autocracy

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Heyo.
Whats going on there?

>Whats going on there?
guy who's going to join the supreme court started out as moderate right, got accused of rape, now he's going to hate democrats forever. fun stuff

>None!
No plans good plans, my guy
>your weekend
Nothing much either. Birthday's sneaking up, so I might celebrate; intend to use my new, patented no-break stumblecup. Communicating back and forth with residency about immunizations. Almost lawn time, too

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And they're life long terms aren't they?
Why is it like that, having a position of power until you die or retire?

A bit odd to me, although there might be a reason behind it.
>Birthday's sneaking up
Mines in about ONE month so it's getting closer.
When is yours?
Ho are ya gonna celebrate?
>stumblecup
I have no idea what these are in all honesty.
>immunizations.
Getting some jabs buddy?

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>And they're life long terms aren't they?
ye

>Why is it like that, having a position of power until you die or retire?
well the supreme court wasn't originally supposed to have this much power so we kinda screwed the pooch on that one. i think it was so that we'd have non-partisan judges, but that was thrown out when we gave them power

Oh, you're a pumpkin too? What day?
>yours
October 1st, but mondays are usually busy
>celebrate
Standard drinking with a festive edge. How do you celebrate your birthdays?
>no idea what these are
Steel cup. I broke my wine glass like a mook, so I sidegraded to a special, hardcore, big boy sippycup
>jabs
Already pin-cushioned years ago. Just updating my info. Moving in a few months, but they won't give me a room if I'm a woke carrier

Well that was a bit silly of yas wasn't it.
Some one should really do something about that.
>What day?
26th
>How do you celebrate your birthdays?
The same as you usually, get drunk.
>a special, hardcore, big boy sippycup
Silly billy, but at least you won't be able to break your sippycup.
>Moving in a few months
Moving into the uni dorms are you?
Spooky stuff.

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>Well that was a bit silly of yas wasn't it
no, we fell for hebrew tricks. happens to the best of us

God damn hebrews...
They're always up to no good.

Pls gib attention

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Good morning frens.

Morning

In like 7-8 hours I’ll rise and heck this place up

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fucking cringe honestly
did you rave about shartistan being commie aswell under obama?

How often do you lads wash your bed sheets? Just put mine in after 8 days at the shared housing. Have wanked only once in that time.

/ausnz/ more like /austismz/ lol

>uni dorms
Yeah, kill me. Cheaper than housing and utilities anywhere else, plus it comes with a gym membership, but I've been living $200 rent at home so I'm a little spooked. Plus I worry about privacy and all that. You live in an apartment, right? Is your area nice? How long have you been there?

Bit impolite

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>implying i was serious
are you actually autistic

>living with your parents
>your parents charging you rent

Don't know which is worse tb.h

The alternative was living in the city with a sociopath, paying higher rent, paying utilities, paying for all food, paying a gym membership, working another fucking shitty unhealthy job, brute forcing my way through college without scholarships--sacrificing either years or sanity--and dropping or throttling all my if-this-works-everything-will-get-better routes.
Other alternative was crippling debt REAL quick

This is my best option. Let us not judge, Kiwi

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>You live in an apartment, right
There aren't really apartments where he lives desu
Has a bit of a special case, best to ignore him.
Nah if your parents aren't nutcases it's pretty ideal to live with them

A bit steep for living at your old folks isn't it?
Although you Americans pay monthly, right?
>Is your area nice?
It's alright, can't complain about much in all honesty.
>How long have you been there?
Umm maybe a year and a bit.
Can't remember when I moved in.
The only ones I could think of are the Pink Flats and the Purple Flats, but the Purple Flats burnt down.
Notorious place around town.

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>but the Purple Flats burnt down.
I hope it was arson
Dear God I hope it was arson

It was something silly like that actually, I can't remember if it was deliberate or not.

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hey westy

Hey nerd.
Hows it hanging?

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it's ok
took a nap earlier

L A Z Y B O N E S
Same actually, just had woke up from a nap not too long ago.
Had some pleasant dreams, but I don't remember them.

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i bet i was in them, it's fun to haunt people

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I'd rather be elsewhere, but it's been fine. Could've been worse
>monthly
Yes. Do you guys go biweekly?
>maybe a year
Where were you before? And why aren't there apartments? I thought everywhere had apartments everywhere

>I thought everywhere had apartments everywhere
he lives in a very small town

You probably were, although I would wager you were bullying me as per usual.
>biweekly?
Nope, Once a week.
>Where were you before?
Just down the road actually not very far but more on the outskirts of town.
>And why aren't there apartments?
I live in a place with under 5K people and thats the second largest town in my entire region.
There really isn't a need to cram everyone together in apartments, there is plenty of room.

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>I thought everywhere had apartments everywhere
I mean I live in literally the 3rd largest city in nz, and there are a *lot* more houses than apartments
Kiwi don't like them

>and there are a *lot* more houses than apartments
you also have like 5 million people in your entire country

Bit fucking rude in all honesty.
How the hell am I a nerd?

Yes and a fair amount of our land is DOC land and farmland
Kiwi have the 1/4 acre dream, we like living in houses

wtf why does that guy sound like a girl

>1/4 acre dream
yikes

>plays map painters
>posts 2d girls
>talks to other NEEERRRRDS
I'm not sure, let me consult the texts

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I haven't hit pubitity yet pls no bully

*bullies*

NOT a nerd.

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Wowie I asked you not to
Sorry but I read the texts, all signs point to you being the biggest hecking nerd

Is NZ mostly empty, or is housing cheap? Living in a real house costs lots. I live in a mobile home atm
>1/4 acre
>living
Yikes here, too

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>or is housing cheap?
it's about twice as expensive as in arkansas

yeah but it's fun to bully you

Mostly empty
The cost of housing is shocking compared to our incomes

I'll bully you back!

just try it loser

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Why does everyone but me have money

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>mobile home atm
Why do you live in a mobile home?
>Living in a real house costs lots.
Same here actually.

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jews
try to work for a logistics company if there's one near you, if you're lucky you can get in without a degree

because
>jews
Figures
>logistics company
Nah. Playing the long-happy game here. I don't mind being poor if I work a nice job with minimal hours

>I don't mind being poor if I work a nice job with minimal hours
i mean coordinating trucks, not working in a warehouse. you just sit at a computer all day desu

*tries it*
I don't, I just managed to trick some poor suckers into liking me enough to let me rent with them

didn't think you'd actually do it

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Should I get some Hungry Jacks for lunch lads.

I'm convinced people can enjoy their jobs. I'm working towards that
>managed to trick some poor suckers into liking me enough
Must've been challenging

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Ye
Pick me up some too

Oh I see.
Well I hope you stumble across some money there buddy.
Yup.
Thats not a bad idea.

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What do you want? I only have $10.

Something savory, grab something cheap off the app or change menu if they have one

nuggies

QUADS :DD

Packet of salt pls

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I love the weekend!!

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What are your weekend plans, Netherlands?

Lets danc frend

LMAO @ him

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Phew hopefully the damage has been minimised...

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Not relatable, but understandable

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Down to my last $50 lads.

Acquire more money.

I have to wait for the autismbux

I'm bored entertain me
I no ur sekret m8

Shush you two.

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im a sad boy

Doing a post from the river. Sitting on the park bench all by myself. lol

Why are you sad, Japan?

why desu

if you are a seppo do NOT @ me

Nip.

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I need to get a portable power bank. I only get 4G at the river. AHHHHH.

...

Might be good investing in one then.
How much are they?

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Where to cop qt gf?

Waimangaroa.

walmart

Westie is a cute girl?!
But we don't have Wal-Mart, would the warehouse work instead?

>we don't have Wal-Mart
rectify that immediately
please support arkansan companies

>Westie is a cute girl?!
Maybe...
Not really though.

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I've been dodging relationships like mad the last two years. Intimacy is confusing

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>Maybe...
>Not really though.
Oh
dissapointing
You don't seem to be Conway, tell me a bit about yourself

Like friendships or gfs/bfs?

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Is Conway the other burger?
>yourself
I bought a metal cup because I broke my glass one. What about you?
gf/bf. Do you date regularly? How do you feel in relationships, and about your partners?

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>Is Conway the other burger?
Yup
>I bought a metal cup because I broke my glass one. What about you?
I haven't broken a glass in a while

AHHHH the carer made me do room chores when I got home from the river. She took my bed sheets & pillow off the line & even helped me back my bed. Wew

Heck this

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