/brit/

Argonnerwald um Mitternacht,
Ein pionier steht auf der wacht,

What if gorillas declared war on us and won

are you recording right onto your sound card or summat?
sounds absolutely vile get a decent amp

i'm not going to imagine that, go fuck yourself

Who else here better off dead?

planet of the apes

currently happening here

jamie pull that up

Are you celtic?

lads if you're talking comfy songs then this choon is certainly up there
youtube.com/watch?v=iFx-5PGLgb4
it's just beautiful and heart warming, a pleasure on the ears

chad piano keyboard > brass >bass > power gap > woodwind > power gap > power gap > power gap > sh*Tar

doug's a regular stevie ray vaughan
fucking faggot lmfao

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sucking a nigger

Yo, have you seen that video where the gorilla pounds that fuckin car? Oh man, shits crazy! Jamie, pull that up

It's vocaroo's compression you absolute cretinous spastic freak

they can be civilised

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Whites are finished

let's be honest, the only reason me and you are still alive is because of procrastination
been meaning to off myself for ages now, just haven't got around to it haha

your amp is also shite tho i can tell

y'all a buncha nonces

virgins should be arrested

Jacob Rees-Mogg

Minister for the 17th Century. Eton and Trinity College . Family owns most of the West Country. Daddy William was Editor of the Times. JRM and his wife set up a hedge fund heavily populated by Daddy's cronies, which was worth £100 million before he cashed in.

He is a complete tw*t who knows nothing about what life is really about in the U.K. Unable to keep his d*ck in his pants, he is safe in the knowledge that his 10 kids will all follow the same route as him.

God help us if his idiot achieves any form of political power.

No lad.

bought these jeans

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clyp.it/eadukd3m

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youtube.com/watch?v=h66dI0q_9As
love british music, simple as

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>bought these jeans

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literal virus

the time of the mistery meat globalised mutt underclass has come

800 dollarydoos?!

babestation

if you elect me then every male will need a signed testimony from a female to say they've shagged you
if you reach 21 and you're still a virgin then you're deemed worthless and sent to a hard labour camp for the rest of your life

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I feel it in my bones
war is brewing

Why are gay men so sinister and creepy?

Saffer and Vietlad are the two best personalities in /brit/ aside from myself. IMO.

You can't tell fuck all because you're a humongous retard who fancies himself as some sort of Robert Christgau character

just did the most rancid fart, have a sniff
*wafts some into the thread*

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genuinely hate tarquins and posh cunts from the bottom of my heart but rees mogg isn't that bad at end of the day

They are? All the faggots I ever met were aggravatingly happy go lucky.

they are mentally ill

shut up you schizo cunt nobody cares

Got mogged by Jacob Rees-Mogg haha

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LOL what brand is it and how many watts

will never be putting my willy inside a nice wet warm vagina.

no those were the trackies

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Already sustained injury since running out of cigarettes ffs

Because they have female brains in male bodies.

Might spend the night sleeping in my car

whats your fart wafting technique? one-handed? how many wafts?

Are angl*s even people?

*unzips pants*

scottish wit

Slap my ass cheeks together

just put my willy inside a nice wet warm vagina.

as a heavy smoker for over 10 years, how the fuck do you "run out" of cigarettes? you should know how many you'll need and fucking buy them

Oh. What happened to being able to tell? Stupid motherfucker. Hope a nigger kills you.

I have a 30 watt vox mate i know what a good setup sounds like yeah
fuck off

want one of those teamsesh caps with the skull but they’re sold out

dave my man, how's tricks

Or failing that drive to the 24 hour petrol station and get more

prossies don't fully count but if you're genuinely a hopeless virgin freak then you may aswell shag one just for the experience

Should I listen to him? I did the ignoring steps
youtube.com/watch?v=yQ6rskPv6uA

you are my jackson michael jackson you are my lover crazy lover

GIB US
US FREE!

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bizarre day

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The wrath of God lies sleeping. It was hid a million years before men were and only men have the power to wake it. Hell aint half full. Hear me. Ye carry war of a madman’s making onto a foreign land. Ye’ll wake more than dogs.

Any doomer man in?

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i'm not that heavy (under 10 a day when i'm not drinking) but there's a never a single moment when i don't have fags because i know i'll want them
but i have mates like that, they're just more socialable so always have someone to pinch a fag off whereas i never rely on others

You're still a fucking clown

Not me

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Hate my parents

wonder why hitler didnt rate the australians

cry harder faggot i played guitar for 10 years and my best friend fucking blows all his money on that shit unironically
being able to fumble your way through some shitty rhythm playing doesn't make you hot shit, gayboy
blow me

ah yes
friday night in wahey

i have had sexual intercourse with every girl whos FB profile pic is in this image. go ahead, call them ugly or something to cope. i fucking LOVE it hahaha

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Friday night? Time to post on the 'chon!

no way around it lads
am one of those so-called "premature ejaculators"

have never in any period of my life been an optimist
think being a realist is genetic desu because my mam is too

just forgot to buy them

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?

you

You think Britain is a harsh nanny state but our alcohol laws are very lax compared to a lot of the world
There's not many other places with these petrol stations selling alcohol 24/7 that you can stop off after the pub and carry on the session at your mates house
foreigners either have to go home early or plan carefully and buy alcohol beforehand

also note that these laws do NOT apply to scotland, those mugs can't buy alcohol after 10pm hahhahahha

2 looks decent the rest look grim ngl

who ate all me high fructose corn syrup

That's cool
I've never had sex with a woman
What's it like?

sure its a race to see who finishes first and I intent to win it lad