/brit/

sad!
How?

gave the same recommendation to a norwegian lad in london earlier
check the resident advisor website, a dedicated list of all electronic music events taking place in london on any given date from a variety of different genres

I used to take a bath with my sis naked when I was 13

I blame society

youtu.be/osFawnJ1oBE

The year is 2030, every woman is an e-prostitute

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that quite literally happened mate
moldova is africa tier, it's the worst european country by far, no others come close
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34445201

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awful night out

Might transition into a woman lads

Every womans side "" "" "hustle" "" "" is prostitution lol

Your kids teacher is a part time dominatrix
Your nurse is a porn star on clips4sale
Your dentist is a male feeder

yes, but it is for locals only sorry

based

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SHE IN SCHOOL TO BE A REAL ESTATE AGENT
LAST MONTH I HELPED HER WITH THE CAR PAYMENT
YOUNG AND WE ALIVE
WE NEVER GONNA DIE

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got a bumble date with a nurse next week

he won't like this one bit

one reason house prices are so high is that renting website. i forget the one. you don't go through the proper process, you just let someone rent it for a little while. but it's so much more profitable than renting to people who stay long-term.
can't remember it and my head really hurts, think i might be unwell.

why

Being a woman is defined by prostitution: you trade sex for sperm and protection. It's all in Freud.

Never been on a date before

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that was 1 too many pills

it was pretty weird, i can see her breast starting to grow a bit (she's 14 at that time and still developing) and I asked her what happened to her chest. She told me "It starts to grow after I bleeding at the peepee) .

Living with siblings is weird.

air bnb

airbnb

The year 2050, women are now organising to the death duels for would be suitors

You take out a loan to pay your dog kennel rent but you no longer pay the 30% interest to the jew, it goes to the woman

Thank you I'll check it tomorrow

I'll be with a half-Brit half-French mutt if that counts

I feel lacking in intrinsic value I think

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Nurses are all crazy

t. medfag

I am a brit.

What's it like having a retarded sibling

that's the one. know a guy who gets really angry at how people are being pushed out of the city centre by that.

dunno what you mean
you lack self-esteem?

RARE
A
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she really knows how to put the hurt on me
mad how women can hone into these things

The American elite is Jewish

you’re talking to mboko who is stupid and not a bad representation of the attitudes of many irish people desu.
Irish people are essentially the narcissists of Europe. They love to hear about how great Ireland is and they love to talk about Ireland but under this veneer of confidence they have a massive inferiority complex in regards to our past and present.
There are so many people in Ireland you’ll meet who will beam with pride as they tell you Google or Microsoft or some other large multinational is headquartered in Ireland. WHO THE FUCK CARES! These people are retarded, they just want Ireland to look “cool” and “modern” to the rest of Europe but deep down they actually hate themselves and the country

twitter.com/ActivePatriots/status/1044594286547931137
god save the queeeeeen

Lads, I want to go see this girl and shag her again but I keep wanking about her and know if I just invited her over I wouldn't be able to perform/get it up probably

How can I stop myself wanking to her big arse and soft tits?

I'm the only retard among my siblings. Feelsgoodman

when did the irish give up on trying to revive the language then? I'm assuming it was a fairly big thing when they first got independence

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Buy viagra from boots
you will be able to fuck her brains out lad

baase da Sostyn

the average british woman

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Nice

Wrestle with the work, we was like the four horsemen
Rick Flair with the flame, I'm motherfucking Gorgeous
As the gull wing doors lift
Karate Kid, crane kick, no Jaden Smith
Whiter than that coke brush that they paint me with

hope the queen dies soon

ireland will be a more powerful country than the uk after brexit

unironically would

excited to start my law degree on the 3rd of october

Wrong.

I hate women

hmmm yes who cares about these large employers

What the fuck are you on Deano?

Yeah probably is

thoughts on Manx?

My (supposed) good friend started dating my ex without saying anything to me first

Would you cut contact? It feels very disrespectful

Are Brits the Yanks of Ireland?

lawyering is an immoral profession

Looks good iih

ireland's a weird place
i hope you realise your popularity is because everyone loves an underdog and hates us

IN YOUR CITY FADED OFF THE BROWN - NINO
SHE INSIST SHE GOT MORE CLASS - WE KNOW

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never seen a girl before

oh hahahahha

Nah thats people from cork

How many more years of this feminist larp before men just start sparking cunts?

shut up you dope

Yeah i think i'd do that to be fair
its disrespectful and hoeish

Mental how many english are fleeling to northern ireland right now and over the past few years
will you join them user?

I live in Birmingham, the few white people remaining here all have at least one Irish grandparent
there's hardly any true Englishmen here

it's not really that they're large employers, it's almost certainly that they're culturally recognised companies.
from rural scotland and you kind of get a similar vibe, that some people absolutely loathe feeling like they're part of some agrarian backwater, so they really try to push a modern image rather than just being honest.

I honestly feel like beating the shit out of a woman just for fun

I give it until 2021. by 2021 there will be an incel mass shooting.

screenshot this

Fake news

That's the poles

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SMEs are still our largest employers by a country mile you dumb faggot. And anyway its not the employment that matters to these people, its the international recognition of having a worldwide company headquartered here! Load of sad cunts. Say what you want about brits but i’ve never heard one of them brag about having x, y or z company headquartered in london

BOUT TO GO THRILLA MIKE JACKSON ON THE NIGGAS ALL I NEEDS A FUCKIN RED JACKET WITH SOME ZIPPAS

>over the counter
>in store questionnaire

ehhhh dont think i have the confidence for this

Say something nice about the wee little Irish lads on /brit/

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scotland is the cuckada of the uk

Who hurt you?

I'm a 20 year old virgin

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_genocide_conspiracy_theory

Hmm ahh yes how impartial and accurate hmm yes hmm

hate the meme where someone says are X the Y of Z? for example a yank saying are poles the mexicans of europe?
why does everything need to be a direction comparison to something american? just fuck off

Reddit

No its about them being large well paying employers that offer an.alternatibe to the age old tradition of emigration

you can do an online questionnaire and get it delivered to the house - with a different pharmacy though I think

Lol sadism is redpilled
There have been several already you pleb
I'm talking about collective action not lone bellends