You have 10 seconds to act as Portuguese as possible

why are PT always late?
Hispaniards too

I've had too much wine to be a part of this thread-
Also, who cares about politics when we have football?

I ãm Spãnhish but nhot reãlly

I want to retire in my Portuguese homeland t b h

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how expensive is it to live in one of these houses

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*immigrates to France*

It's a valid stereotype. You tell 10 PT people to be at X at 7pm, 5 of them will show up at 10 past 7pm.

why don't you just kys if your goal in life is intellectual suicide?

Too harsh. You'd have an Internet access.
He could find the cure for cancer even living as a Hermite

*Hermit

I said retire. I'm sure there are libraries and such and there are flights to the mainland if I need whatever.

Açores is maximum comfy

are you from rhode island

All patriotism aside, Açores is our best-kept secret. When I'm 60 I hope I have enough to live a comfortable life there.

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Portugal nao é pequeno

Sim. How'd you guess?
I love it. It's very similar to where I currently live but better weather year round
My caldo verde is not so good yet

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My go-to soup.
Freakin' Awesome

because rhode island is the home of americans pretending to be portugese

>pretending
but they were all born and raised in Portugal. A few of them (older) don't speak English at all.

I only have a phone because I stole it from son's president

then only a small percentage are real portugese

that's like saying you aren't a real mexican because you speak english.

English is second language for most of my family

just realized a portugese introduced the ukelele to native hawaians

*is white*

portugal is whitter than argentina

*dies in a bullfight*

*GIB ME A COD-BASED DISH*

AHHHHHH

FUCCCCCK

GIB ME THAT SWEET, SWEET COD

COD
O
D

FUCKING COD

I LOVE COD

And this is relevant because...?

they are better than you

>innocent empire
YEAH DISMANTLE IT

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اللهم اعطيني اثنتي وسبعين عذارى

Well, fuck me if we weren't whiter than anything outside of Europe. And we're the niggers of Europe
I love Argentina, though. I wish you lot would move here :(

>And we're the niggers of Europe
why do you say this

Sorry to trigger your complex, indio shitskin.

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>we're the niggers of Europe
Nono, that's the slavs. We're the SANDniggers of europe.

huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

*is suebi
*Is blonde and blue eyed*

portugal is GERMANIC bulls

You are best allies

mexico is also my ally... we fought side by side against the americ*n menace

when did this happen

well not really but we both had wars against them its the thought that counts

caralho

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*watches football and completely ignores de hardships of life*

Mmm muy gostoso

>Cross the border
>Time travel

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remind me to read the lusiad one day

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Olivença é Portugal.

Fui convidado pra uma tal de suruba

Não podia ir e o Mário foi em meu lugar

>eats these

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Sorry I can't read

please deport me uk i dont want to live in the uk anymore

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speak by yourself.
if you are nogs (immigrants) you are not portuguese,

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fucking shithole that only has fishermen and half assed wanna be goons.
A literal dumpster

youtube.com/watch?v=wcFjN_pK4Wo

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>I'm not castilian
>But i'm spanish
Por...PORT...PORTUGAL CARALHO!

*being based and redpilled*

They really are, Ive woken up to a window sight of being above a fog in a valley at 5 am.

NO FUCK OFF YOU AND ALL THE GERMANS CAN FUCK OFF I HATE GOING BACK AND EVERYONE IS LEARNING GERMAN NOW. I HATE THE GERMAND SO MUCH THEY ARE SO FUCKING RUDE.

*pays 300 for a shared room*

*buys norwegian cod*

come home brah!

Ronaldo > Messi

>why are PT always late?
Because, for some messed up reason, it's not considered late unless you're really fucking late. Like, if you tell your friends you're going to be somewhere at three, they genuinely expect you to be there at 3:15.

Angola é nossa!

>emigrates to Switzerland/Luxembourg/France/Canada