Be Turk

Let's say you're in a car accident and terribly injured. Luckily, there is a donor body just waiting at the hospital so surgeons take your brain and plop it into someone else's body. What would be the resulting person? Would it be you, or the other person, or a combination of you both, or someone entirely new?

umm but TÜRKEY is BLACK sweetie :)

This.

Jow Forums bullied turks so much in the last few years, some of them just broke and started shitposting, they went mental and now are unable to do anything else

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You're not a Turk. Your great x5 maybe grand father was murdered and his wife raped, if a sister her too. You were cucked into the ideology. Pakistan didn't do much African slavery. You were the slaves

prove me wrong btw
I know your history I know it

Many of you will say That I am not blind but what does a blind man see
Darkness emptiness
Nothing he sees nothing so I say to you I bring you in to the light The Russians killed carlolus Rex

>be faggot turk shitskin virgin who registered as a gastarbeiter to leave turkey they are becoming Caliphate
>larp as a Big Black man to "spite wh*tes"
>get triggered when a Paki calls you out on your bullshit which gets alot of replies
>¿?¿?

>some rapeebaby/wh*Te subhuman creates how Turks are le ebil
>Turks spam the thread with balkangruel pics and ottoman empire shitposts
>rapebabies gets triggered and start autistic screeching
>w-we bullied u

What did the rapebaby mean by this?

>be virgin faggot anime gay roleplaying chink
>leave your shithole country because its full of chink insects
>spend the rest of your days dreaming about fucking some faggot overweight finnish subhuman in a maid costume

Irrational and bluepilled

Buttmad t*rk

same as yours or do turks unironically think their ancestors converted to islam without a fight

If you were to buy boat and over the years replace every part of it as it gets damaged
Would it still be the same boat

Also we love Black people because Black people triggers wh*Te subhumans just like us.

wh*Tes were always our enemies and we never hesitated to smash their caucasoid skulls with our BLACK maces since we stepped on Anatolia in 1071.

>be faggot turk
>leave your caliphate
>larp as blackie and have a fetish for black porn

cringe and bluepiled

Holy Roman Empire
This is very difficult to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard.
"Holy", you say, while grinning .
"Holy", it is its name. But then, thinking of "Holy", you think about all the Emperors who were excommunicated. You think about all those who tried to fuck with the pope. You think about the wars of religion and how many of them ended up as protestant heretics.
But then, the funniest is coming: "Roman". Yes, now, you cannot contain your laughter. "Roman", it is called despite the fact that this "Roman" body is standing on Germania, a land so harsh and poor that the Legions of Rome refused to set foot on it. A germanic and barbaric people, yes, but still calling themselves "Roman".
And now, here is the end of the fun: "Empire". Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. An "Empire", a body made of dozens of petty duchies and counties, all fighting for themselves, giving strange names to their position, full of Grand-Dukes or Archdukes. An "Empire" who will stay between Poland and France, while the great powers of Europe will create colonies all around the world.
"Holy" "Roman" "Empire" was neither "Holy" nor "Roman" nor "Empire".

this is the funniest thread I've seen here in years

>unironically wanting to be a nigger
The absolute state of roaches

Yes

>Also we love Black people because Black people triggers wh*Te subhumans just like us.

>wh*Tes were always our enemies and we never hesitated to smash their caucasoid skulls with our BLACK maces since we stepped on Anatolia in 1071.

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>be inbred paki
>Will never amount to anything cause he is a pathetic beta loser plus a "atheist"
>make the same threads thinking he can make him self feel better but he literally admitted to hating himself so much
>Fails... Everyone in the west hates his race including other arabs (especially in the UK)
>years latter gets hanged for being a atheist in his shithole.
>pretend to be superior in anyway but is actually a genetic failure
>?????
>He kills himself no one gives a shit.

Lol based

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Pakis in the UK have accomplished more than blacks have, admit it

do you like to imagine yourself as a cute black boy who was captured by turks, castrated and made wear feminine attire and serve his master...

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you forgot legally a catholic

>Be chink alien non human
>Can't even express facial features or emotions
>Look autistic 100% of the time.
>Literally insects everyone of you have the same emotions, personality's etc

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BLACKS>wh*Tes

BLACKS: will exist in next century

wh*Tes: will be genocided by BLACKS in near future
Also before I go, rapebabies, don't forget that you was,are and always will be inferior to us. We conquered your countries, slaughtered your men,make your women our sex slaves, make your boys our soldiers and sent them to frontlines. This is your history
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ottoman_conquests,_sieges_and_landings

t.paki

like what? Turning the city I live near to into litral Pakistan?

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Based, have 1x kashmir for your efforts

No I fantasize about having my own cute feminine turk bf

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Let's say you're in a car accident and terribly injured. Luckily, there is a donor body just waiting at the hospital so surgeons take your brain and plop it into someone else's body. What would be the resulting person? Would it be you, or the other person, or a combination of you both, or someone entirely new?

>Says he's atheist now Catholic
Still get's hanged... If you don't do it other inbreds will. Also GTFO of Britain thx no one likes you.

youtu.be/gvcS-Op3dMg

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hm, let me remember something from our not so glorious history, so we took crimea from you in the 18th century, then we beat you several times and even your very same country was saved only by france and england having united against russia mid 19th century... then you fell to insignificance where you remain

I am an atheist
but there really isn't an atheist or even agnostic Option
everyone one knows I'm an atheist its just on paper I'm registered as acatholic

How old are you

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shut the fuck up faggot

You do not know how much shit you got yourself into... Well at least I won't see you alive lol

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23

well It really doesn't matter
I'l most likely commit suicide in a couple years if not months

Please do one less Paki is great:)

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see those aren't us
our niqabs are like this

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I honestly can't decide who I dislike more out of pakis and t*Rks

>Thinks his shithole "culture" will improve just by changing to blue.

Cool.amazing.woww

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well you have only been interacted with Australasian or British paki's
and you have every right to hate them we hate them too
they are externally unlikable
just kill them and we would have no problem

Arabs and Persian women wear black niqab
Pakistanis Afghans women wear blue niqab
whats so hard to understand

>Pakistanis Afghans women wear blue niqab
Black hijab is more common in general population. Only afghani and pathan wear throw that blue tent over their body.

Since you dont know this simple thing, dont know what else misinformation you are spreading in this thread.

Why do you hate them? They're partially westernised so I would probably hate them less than I hate your natives

there always have this some small sense of superiority over us
plus there overly overly religious and or patriotic and end up getting more Arab then Pakistani

I only see the Black niqab in Sindh
Khyber Pakhtunkhwa and Kashmir all wear blue
never been to Punjab so don't what they wear over there

>this Turkish poster
Kek

>be paki catholic subhuman

Fuck off back to Afghanistan. We are full.

>never been to the place where 50% of Pakistanis live

Cool great argument

well I'm fairly mixed
I have some pashtun ancetary from my paternal grandmothers side
but I'm mostly Sindhi and some Punjabi(never been to Punjab though)

I read an account of the turkroach way of castrating black slaves. They actually chopped off everything, dick as well. Then they inserted a reed into the urethra so it wouldn't close up and sealed the wound with hot irons, all the live nerves exposed. A real crotch massacre.

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its more closer to 40%

thats fucked up lol

which makes them pretending to black a lot more insulting

what is going on in the pic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mourning_of_Muharram#Shia

it would be, had it been their ancestors pretending to be black.

You realise Slavs and Balkan plus various euros males were castrated just as much right? Or are you trying to find some kind of superiority complex in your pathetic inbred life?

youtu.be/U1uj3vFoo6o

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their castration was complete different from the castration of the African
for starters their testicles remained intact

>be Paki living in England
>be torn between being a Paki or being a British
>unironically shill for Sharia law in Britain
>Literally pakis everyone of you have the same thought pattern, thinking etc

>10mil euros Dick off but balls remaining
>OH WAIT! THATS different! See blacks had the whole package haha see lol
>Thinking 16th century medicine will make them reproduce...

you will always be a inbred. nothing will change that maybe hanging yourself will help.

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...

>be a retarded mud brainwashed to hate le evil slav nazis b/c thats the party line of your champaigne socialist owners
>someone mentions how millions of negroes got mutilated by turks
>sperg out about le evil slavs

1. You're legit scum if you think I derived superiority from other peoples' nuts getting cut off, retard.
2. Africans were castrated more brutally actually, because they were considered savages. So wrong. They had their dicks amputated while most other background slaves didn't. Thats what I read.
3, lel If anything you're the inbred, you cousin fucker muttant. Remember to tell your father's sister you love her on mother's day

>unironically doesn't understand shitposting

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they were freed from biological slavery and decadent subhuman urge to procreate that reduces man to be equal to insects and even bacteria
they were elevated, ascended
praise allah

>Lol at this angry slav slave
Ahhahaahahaahahahaha 10mil of you slav-e and balkans still got they're dicks cut off lmao!

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Being this delusional. No wonder people think Americans are retards.

we should forcefully feminize all black "males"

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Blackbois need white cock in their tight boipussies.

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I will fuck every CANCER wh*Toid WHORE CHILD in this thread if you revere to me or MY BLACK NATION as my Kara Boga forgive me for uttering this word.. a ''Non-Black''.

BY KARA BOGA I WILL SMASH YOUR FILTHY CAUC*SOID SKULL IN!

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based and correct

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little KARA BOGA post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” KARA BOGA , isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your kebab on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a pretending to be black . Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic loser. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “whiteoid.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Fuck off inbred monkey.

You will always be a disgusting filthy inbred

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You disgusting filthy smelly thirdy pajeet. Do you really believe your pastas can effect me? We all know that you would kill your own mother to be a BASED BLACK POSTING TURK(BLACK) in western Eur*pe. No go back to beheading sheep in the middle of the street my pajeet p*kis are shitting in the open while watching.

based and redpilled

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he has internet access in pakistan and speaks fluently english. He is probably upper or middle class while you shave Germans' asses with your kebab sawing machine to make a living

ll start off by saying that reading the book made me much less comfortable with the memery and the mockery surrounding this story in general, because it raised some very concerning questions that made this whole affair a lot more serious for me. It's starting to feel very Truman Show. He's had tons of traumatic experiences and may even be suffering from unmanaged brain damage after a car crash. His best and only friend was convinced that he was suicidally depressed while writing this movie. He's profoundly lonely and clearly not mentally sound. This guy is our new court jester? This unintentional cry for help is our new cultural sensation, we gather round the tv and laugh at this delusional fool? Franco bringing Tommy along feels like the popular guy making 'friends' with a weird foreign/disabled kid for his gang to laugh at and mock. It's really leaving a bad taste in my mouth. The same goes for serious analysis, Tommy wrote the script while stewing in his own absolute loneliness and undeniably mental illness for a year. It feels like criticizing someone's suicide note.

gib black gf (male) nao!

e*Rope will be >50% MUSLIM in the next 10-15 years, I will immigrate there to rape some girls and rob some whites.

just imagine watching anime with your black gf(male)...

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rude

>This thread
The absolute state of Jow Forums. This board is going downhill at the same pace as /p*l/.

>pretend

Then FIGHT ON! God's will is for us to fight! God spares no salvation to those who would beg for it. Nor is he merciful to those who would beseech his benevolence But... it's all worth it These petty requests are no invocation to God. They are your death. To truly pray, you must fight! And if we pray enough... God shall rain down upon us! Heralding a New Jerusalem! At its zenith, as we tear, slice, and scatter Prayer upon prayer upon glorious prayer Before such a lowly soul as I Before all we miserable wretches God shall descend upon us From his heavenly realm!

mmh, raping and beheading white sluts in the name of ALLAH (c.c.)
o yeah. i like the future of gayrope