HOW THE FUCK TO I TRILL MY R’s

completely different sound.
I mean people might be able to understand you but that's comparable to how some (legitimately retarded) brits use "f" instead of "th"
>fanks mate

That sounds like a quick way to make yourself start gagging

PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKELE

Maybe you should suck a few dicks for practice.

I just tried it and see what you mean, but you'd be hitting the roof of the mouth, not the uvula

You probably have congenital short-tongue defect. Sorry.

That's how I learned it.

>rolling
As far as linguistic terminology goes, OP not a faggot, you are

But disregarding that
In the trill you don't move anything. People who can't into this sound usually try to use any muscles on their tongues which is why they fail.

You make a small enough passage between the gums and the very tip of the tongue and blast air through that tiny opening, and the tip of the tongue will start to vibrate. On its own.

To be even more specific, mostly the airstream isn't exactly coming from the lungs as usual. It's the rear of the tongue that raised (tongue then gets a waved shape, with tip and back raised but mid lowered a bit), and that back is slightly pushing the out-of-lungs air forward. This movement accelerates the air stream to high velocities for a very brief, consonant-length time. This makes the trill be more efficient in practice.

Of course, almost every language using the trill use mostly a singular tap instead of the full vibration. Notable exceptions are Khmer which roll this shit all the bloody time, and Spanish that will distinguish the roll and the tap.

Polish mostly taps, but there are words like "krtań" where you can't do this because the r is between two plosive consonants.

I think I exhausted the entire subject.

I wish I could fit this into a banner.

they dont say h either
>that's the ting