>The year is 2025
>Head to the Lamborghini dealership
>"The new 2025 Millennio, nice. I'll take it."
>"Very good, sir." The salesman replies. "That will be 1 ARK or 1 million USD, sir."
>The dealership, like all other businesses in the world, was managed by push-button deployable blockchain technology developed by Ark years ago
>I open my ARK mobile wallet and make the transfer (after all these years, still the best wallet in crypto)
>The salesman looks ecstatic, but I can't help but to ask him something...
>"Didn't you realize how important this technology would become?"
>"W-what do you mean, sir?" he replies
>"I mean, didn't you realize how important blockchain technology would become and that ease of use through push-button deployable blockchains would be the most important factor in actually implementing it?"
>"N-no sir, i'm sorry, sir...."
>Of course he didn't. Otherwise he wouldn't be working here, I thought to myself with a smug grin on my face.
>As I drive off to my estate to get back to my harem of beautiful models, I think for a second about "what if?"
>What would my life be like if I wasn't earning millions every day simply from staking my ARK?
>What if I never had that "Aha" moment all those years ago and went all in?
The year is 2025
>said the man from the insane asylum
that car is goofy lookin
stop spamming this thread
>the world, was managed by push-button deployable blockchain technology developed by Ark years ago
Lmao
>Yfw driving your gorillion dollar car and tiny dip in the road folds the front end under the wheels and sends you skidding out of control to die in a fireball
>The year is 2025
>The final deluded Arkie turns off his node. It's had no peer connections for 4 years since the price crash to $0.01.
>He goes back to his job, with no money in his current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages.
>This last deluded ARKie will hold his bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto.
>If only he had heeded the warnings when there was still time to get out.
>Instead he is the final deluded ARKie on earth
The year is 2020
>You wake up to the feel of your alarm clock
>It's a 10/10 red head female giving you a blow job at 8AM just as ordered
>You push her aside and stumble out of bed
>You see 20 bare asses in 2 rows of 10 lined up
>With your already hard penis you stroll in between the two rows deciding which one you're going to bless
>You're feeling like asian this morning, you mount a 10/10 asian and begin to pump your seed
>Now that you got your morning load out of the way you decide it's time to get on with your day
>You walk down the golden staircase cressing the lavender hand rail
>At the bottom you're greeted by your butler who tells you whats on the agenda for today
>You ignore him and walk over to the table where you find a just made grilled banana pear pancake
>You eat half of it and give the rest to your dog and turn on the tv
>The news reports that the counsel of 51 has deemed the colonization of mars a success
>You knew it was going to work out all along.
>You think back to the greatest economic collapse in history that destroyed every nation
>The world had to adopt a new system
>There's now 51 people in charge that are voted in directly by the people
>The 51 are the most powerful people in the world
>One of the most famous of them, Uncle Chang
>The biz_classic delegate
>Uncle Chang has become known as a man of the people after giving so much back to the community
>His Ark faucet is the main means of income for many
>His free transactions saved billions for everyone
>He even constructed a moon paradise for all his voters from the time before the crash
>You think how lucky you are, if you didn't buy that 20 Ark back in 2018, you'd be nothing
> and then I woke up
>redhead female
stop calling them females and you might actually get laid
cool story bought 1 ark
tits or gtfo
>2025
>USD
can I long this post x100 leverage.
and so it shall be done
FUCK YOU FAGGOT!!!!
kill yourself
wasted get fucking tripfags
we ditching fiat, sexts confirm!
It's Okay, because I have a short x100 leverage for your post, as well.
consider euthanasia
>can i long this post
yes you can
lmfao
this man is on fire
Thank you for your patronage.
WILL HE GO FOR THE 3-PIECE?
I THINK HE MIGHT!
it's not even worth a fucking screenshot
redhead roastie
Do you hold LINK?
>The year is 2025.
I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.
I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the women.
After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.
yes.
Fantastic
underrated post
I don't know much about cars, but isn't the body of that thing way too low to the ground? Wouldn't it bump against basically anything that isn't a completely flat surface?
in other news: everyone's favorite shitcoin bitcoin cash has a (more-or-less, requires a wallet but thats it) one click pos setup, today.
cheddr.cash
it's a race car
i'm not sure about that model, but a lot of other lambos have a button in the car that raises and lowers the front part of the car
*****pos.cheddr.cash
Cringed at that shit lmao indeed
Imagine needing a "don't bury the nose into a tiny change of elevation" button
>being this delusional about a Lisk fork with no roadmap
That car is literally touching the ground, imagine how the front will look after a few kms finding small rocks and who knows what.
fagfag checking in here.
how many ark to make it by EOY?
race tracks are swept with brooms on race day dumbass
>2025
>rolling down the street in my bugatti with my bud Jamal.
>run across a beautiful Ukrainian Jewess with giant knockers
>hollar at her
>Im sorry sir but Im married to a very wealth man who holds ARK
>thats great sweetie but I hold XRB
>her pussy turns to niagra falls
>she starts ovulating
>pump and dump her in the back of my Veyron
>get a call months later She is pregnant demands child support
>Im sorry, but with Raiblocks I dont pay fees.
KEK
Fpbp
>the year is 2051
>Links singularity achieved a tranquil unity of information, allowing portals to be opened from the creators of this universe to come and visit their creations
>Many women are created for the sole reason to be bred by strong Linkies that never sold their bags
>tfw sold at 0.4$
Replace ARK with BTC and then kill yourself for being an altcuck.
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