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Edition: Moni

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did the man kick the ball? wow... fascinating... did he kick in the net? oh... another man kicked the ball first did he? amazing.... yeah... how much was that ticket? wow... great

Why do I have to be interested in football

damn moni looks like THAT!!?!?!?

>when they say money can't buy hapiness

based mane on bt sport

bloody love the man

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I wish I was a Redditor but they keep banning me

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*kicks ball*
' now give me 250,000 a week'

im not proud of it in the slightest but here is what i have resigned my self to shagging

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genuinely don't see the issue in slamming a fat bird once in a while, charity work is good for you + you can slap them about and they don't care (or feel it through the flubber)

Looks like the offspring of Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

Did the molecules adopt a certain configuration and different coordinates in time and space before disaggregating after 75 years on average? Wow.
Fuck off football is a great analogy for life and war and love and strategy, and playing it and watching it is the best form of entertainment and you will never be a normal man if you dislike it.

I'd shag that

it can't.

so are we starting a volkish community in the woods with our /RV/s now or what?

LOTS of work due Monday that I promised I'd finish but I've done none of it so far
also I burned the inside of my mouth trying to shove it full or too-hot curry

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kick it in the back of the net 40+ times a season in the PL and you have a deal

It’s fuckinng boring though

ooh mane mane

absolute madness i tell you

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what's your favourite film?

Brief Encounter

the one about the guy

thanks feel a bit better about it now

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reckon us humans should be allowed to punch other humans without punishment if you don't punch them that hard

set my tinder to Budapest and all the girls are pretty

want to devote my life to LSD

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it's crazy that people unironically think hearts and aberdeen will bring enough fans to cause trouble.

Anal Cheerleaders XII

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do it

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Morrowind
Breton
Major Skills:
Alteration, Destruction, Mysticism, Restoration, Enchanting
Minor Skills:
Heavy Armor, Medium Armor, Long Blade, Short Blade, Block

fuck yeah

*pretends to break glass*
Now give me $20 million

have the opportunity to see theor parrish tonight but don't reckon I can be bothered

Wish I was into sports. At least sports fans seem to know what they're talking about (unlike with videogames, anime, comics, movies, tcgs, etc).

the best kind of hot chocolate is when you eat a chocolate bar with a cup of coffee and swirl it round in your mouth together

Watched Early Man last night
Good kids film, rate it

personally can't watch football even for a laugh because I just end up thinking about all the working class proles who sink thousands of pounds into watching men kick a ball around and get properly emotionally involved in it, even as adults
just utterly cringeworthy

>coffee and chocolate
no

elephants are bro tier
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fantasy football players are 2nd only to hardcore dnd players for extreme nerdy virgin freakitis

most sports fans have terrible (read: different to mine) opinions

fucking POOTING

watched a funny film last night

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*me in twenty years*
I could not have had non-consensual sexual relations with that woman. i am a virgin

personally can't watch football even for a laugh because I just end up thinking about all the lads in shorts or showering after the game and have to wank instantly

how come the "volkish" community is so full of wogs, weaboos and listless trash in general?

Support the British film industry

bent freak

must admit i prefer a piece of shortbread instead

this. it's also homosexual

Being replaced my spics atm

Aardman have been trying to break through with a feature length film for a while, it's sad that they've made so many objectively enjoyable films that somehow manage to lose out at the box office

shitting at toil, taking my sweet time
its an absolutely vile one too

September 22nd, 904 – The warlord Zhu Quanzhong kills Emperor Zhaozong, the penultimate emperor of the Tang dynasty, after seizing control of the imperial government.

which consists of universal credit sanction recipients selling child porn from their living room. no thanks

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what's your favourite child.

want to go to a porn cinema desu

Just informed google captcha that a bicycle was a motorbike and the horrible little runt gobbled it straight up hahaha

hasn't even been started yet mate. go back to maining bosmer filth

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lol what

sport opinions are absolutely worthless garbage even from the top pundits. they can speak authoritatively on something and get completely BTFO a week later.

Opinions on Aberdeen University?

Jews are bringing in third worlder brown people to replace white people

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google gets us to train their recognition algorithms for free, FOR FREE. how cucky is that.

September 22nd, 1598 – English playwright Ben Jonson kills actor Gabriel Spenser in a duel and is indicted for manslaughter.

I'm alt right

top of the rankings

when ranked alphabetically

Unironically cried at this

good riddance to bad rubbish

we know
best we got is the ethnostate now
gotta deal with it somehow

what's are the best toil hours, assuming an 8 hour day?

for me it's 8am - 4pm. those extra hours before dindins make all the difference as there's nowt more depressing than having no time to go to the shops or make a meal. it's how we end up just getting fat on chinese food

lads at toil can just waffle on endlessly about sport and literally nothing else all day. same with my friends/relatives. dunno how they manage it 2bh. most are retards in most other topics but all possess a seemingly encyclopedic knowledge of sport akin the high-powered solicitors/lawyers who can just refer to obscure legal cases off the top of their head in the movies/tv shows

Theres will be no ethnostate
The Jews will continue to bring in brown third worlders until white people have been completely demographically replaced

Love it when the bullfighter dies and when someone dies at the running of the bulls

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Different opinions are fine. But there are people who will demand (somewhat successfully) that the aforementioned hobbies/forms of entertainment change to cater to them. With sports, however, it appears to me that people who aren't genuinely interested tend to just stay the fuck away. I would like that.

>collect all the Europeans into one neat little package in the corner of America somewhere
just seems like a more extreme version of suburbia

i try to. last one i saw was the ritual

alri morrissey

it's where ribena filmed the polish girls

We will use the Chinese as a buffer who will enforce segregation. Plus they have started to replace the Africoid race with their superior genetics. Based Chinese overlords. They have saved the White race once more!

business idea: art house kids films

support British porn cinema

7.30 to 3.30

its good for human arrogance to get a kick in the balls every so often

Yeah that's what I thought. One girl was telling another one (with the most beautiful face I have seen in bangkok, hence why I was interested in the convo) that the guy she is seeing went to a top university, that of Aberdeen.

I know your not being serious but i was

500% hotter on the left

tights?

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it's easy to make up some totally wrong bullshit opinion on sports

oh yeah what is mourinho doing only playing sanchez on the left, wenger got the most out of him down the middle because he'd play deep and then latch onto through balls with bursts of speed and blah blah blah it's all meaningless stupid shit

Every time I think "hmm yanks might be human after all" I remember that they call a fringe "having bangs" and that brings me back to reality

can't be dealing with 8 hours a day

when do you reckon the next nuke will be used (for real not test)?

mad how they've only been used twice.

true Vietlad

which of these breads should i prepare for my lunch? *select a maximum of two

tiger roll
crusty white roll
olive roll
ancient grain roll

Got my first fridge at age 14

fan of 10 - 6 myself