/brit/

>muh anxiety

just leave your house and be cool

Just ______ and be ____

limoncello: drinking
taylor: messaged
ready to watch lazio/roma and juve/napoli lads

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If I had roommates I'd probably never leave my room until they're all asleep lol

fuck off yank

support your local team you wop

>drinking limoncello

cretin

funny how they can make alcohol look nice and give it nice names and bottles and stuff but at the end of the day it all tastes fucking vile

Do any of you actually live in shared accommodation after uni? Literally cannot fathom anything worse. Even by 3rd year I got my own studio flat so I didn't have to deal with fucking buffoon normies shitting up my living space.

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ball, epic

virgin

FOLC

most fun I've ever had was living in a share house

people complaining that they can't fix their anxiety is exactly like fat people complaining that they can't fix their fatness

FO you LC

lifelong napoli supporter la
true doesn't taste that great but limoncello puts me in a good mood

What's a nigger like you doing here?

fuck these white cunts
youtube.com/watch?v=rDocGfvYmBM

ah ah ah ah
stay in all day
stay in all day
ah ah ah ah
stay in all daaaaaaaaaaaaaa-a-yayayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayayayayaaaaaaaaAAHHHHH

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this tbqh

used to genuinely wet my pants a little after going to the bathroom because nerves fucked with my bladder

went from that to picking up a model in person hehe

I rarely leave my room

braindead giganormie though aren't you? wasn't addressing you

I was known as the shy kid since nursery
I was doomed from the start
broken brain

ah yes

chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/fury-bacon-scrawled-walls-newcastle-15212520
>in 'disgusting' attack
>meanwhile acid attacks, stabbings, machete moped muggings etc are just part and parcel

HOWLING lads

nigger nigger noo

>just put yourself in situations out of your comfort zone
I do this
Like every day
It just makes my anxiety worse through my bad experiences

3 pastries down the gullet

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say what you want but turt is playing on the meta

draws in you lot like moths to a flame

I was known as the fat kid since nursery
I was doomed from the start
broken body

he's a fucking pint sized cowardly wog

hate going outside
it's scary out there
scary people
loud noises
yelling
machine sounds
distant revving
and cars going VRRRRRroooooommmmmm

scaly turtle flippers typed this post

nah

yeah but you know what?

i love pints, me

*kisses turts forehead and makes a sipping sound*

Spending all day inside my room

test

bender

>just eat healthy food
I do this
Like every day
It just makes my dislike of healthy food worse through my bad experiences

>tfw to intelligent to not have anxiety as my gargantuan brain races through all possibilities and potentialities of outcome

Its a curse and a superpower

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>An 18th century illustration of a wicker man, the form of execution that Caesar claimed the druids used for human sacrifice. From the "Duncan Caesar", Tonson, Draper, and Dodsley edition of the Commentaries of Caesar translated by William Duncan published in 1753.
BRUTAL
youtube.com/watch?v=5IzEncyqfgw

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the janny reign has ended
fuck you janny

few Detroit djs playing my city lads

will go catch the last few hours

Lads can I drink water from bathroom sink

When I was 9 a friend at school gave me a letter from his mum basically saying if I wanted to play round his house and I hid it in my drawer unopened until my mum found it
I was doomed from the start

Yes

The Janny is dead. Long live the Janny.

>healthy food
ah yes some vegetables that come out the same way they came in
lovely

what cunt?

square up

Is rounding up from $419 to $420 really "fraudulent"? I guess I don't understand the full story.

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did they sack yoy

>just exercise
I do this
Like every day
It just makes my laziness worse through my bad experiences

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I’ve done this every day for the last 10 years because the bathroom is right next to my room so I hope so

have a borderline homoerotic obsession with cowboys

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no yoy

*glasses you*

(((Elon))) Pong

you ever get tired of being bitter la

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elon musk is up to something

just messaged turtle's little brother on instagram exposing his /brit/ antics

intelligence is useless if you are too weak to control yourself
you can't act intelligently without strong willpower

yeah he's playing sixth dimensional snakes and ladders, definitely not just a mong

If you wanna go and gas the kikes with me with Joseph mengele pulling out the gold teeth
Oh why must I feel this way?
(oh vey must be the money!)

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idea: get a weekend job so I don't have to be here at the same time as the sister

it's chutes and ladders you communist

sun's out
knob's out

he's clearly not a mong, he's just not as clever as his fans think he is

don't reply to me ever again you hideous little yankified rodent supreme

Pretty grim how the distinct local characters of British cities are devolving into brown mush framed with architectural monstrosities

having a cheese and ham roll

is your sister fit

the swole left is dead

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without courage you may as well be an animal

yeah

hope you choke

tweeting that you're going to take a company private at $weedlmao rates quite highly on my mong scale, along with other things he's been doing including the bizarre obsession he has with calling that rescue diver a peado, maybe not yours though

bloody hate racists wish they’d leave /brit/

Norf fc > souf fc

yeah

cool

the worst design choice britain made was to opt for posts and pillars instead of overhead wires in cities. just because to we didn't want to look like europe but it means you can't walk two feet without running into a sign or a lamppost . can't take pictures of tourist sites without them in it either.

same thing with getting rid of the bendy buses and the stewards who sold tea and coffee abroad them. why the fuck did we get rid of that

Im a racist

tfw you're from an alternate universe where the band hatebreed made a song called "kill the niggers"

what did he say?

Dad is doing my head in
Does he need to clean the house every Saturday morning incredibly noisily and swearing constantly

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lads, how do I stop being an nervous pussy?
I meet the flatmates tomorrow and my heart is beating rather fast even though it's 24 hours in the future.
Whenever anything new happens my heart starts beating as if I have a gun pointed to my head.
I think it's fucked me up with some exams before.

How do you remain calm?

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