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Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? Or to sell some weed so you can buy video games? Or to steal video games because you smoked all that weed you were supposed to sell?
Yes, all of those are crimes.
Damn.
Even the bread one?
Especially the bread one.

fit tall american boyz + small latino twinks...

>i drink coffee

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>accidentally drop the bottle
dont be clumsy, also you can drop the american part

Should the bloody code be reinstated?

I will do my japanese politics homework, play some more pathfinder, probably order a late lunch at some point then clean the house and watch some anime

>also you can drop the american part
Asian countries have a much lower rate of women attending university to begin with she'd be quite and probably not have a bag full of loud shit unrelated to whatever she was doing at the library to begin with

Watched cartoons until 2 am and fell asleep on the couch
Comfy night desu

neat

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When I die I want my corpse to be made into fertilizer for a tree or marijuana
I'm drinking coffee right now

....

My favorite burger is the one that can fit in my mouth I hate restaurant burgers too big to fit in my mouth. How the FRICK am I suppose to eat this giant burger?

practice makes perfect my friend

brazil boyz

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I am too old to sleep on the couch it will hurt my bones.

Whoa. I used to love watching Forensic Files they would do crazy stuff like that all the time.

real thread is over here

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Gonna be a zoomer and play Fort Nite

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FAKE thread SNUFF edition

So youd rather get a bunch of sliders instead of one big burg? Makes sense

>making a another thread
Janny won't like this

may play spider-man
may watch a horror movie
may go get some food

Wow its true I do like white castles

Will get breakfast with the gf once she wakes up
She's a big girl so she needs food
Fuck off bigot

i think my homophobic family is to blame for me wanting to suck a dick t.bh

My sheltering parents are to blame for me being a degenerate so you're probably right
I wonder if I would've been this way if they actually let me have friends...

Every degenerate always says this. I don't buy it.

>every degenerate says this
>surely they're all lying

"oh no my mom didn't let me look at anime pornos THATS why I am always lookin at anime pornos derp derp derp"
--yea right

Parents have everything to do with how you turn out

ah yes,
somalian bean tea
*pours 50g of sugar and 250ml of milk*
a gentleman's berage

Being told you can't do something makes you want to do it

gonna buy a webcam and masturbate with a camwhore after my my phone charges

>Somalian
Coffee beans originated in Ethiopia and the drink originated in Yemen, sweetie

what does this means
i wonder if the children of liberal parents become conservatives

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Kids are mostly formed by their peers actually. Parents have nearly nothing to do with it other than giving food and shelter.

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1549711/Children-learn-most-from-peers-not-parents.html

>But I have no friends
In this case, your peers are the fuckoids on Jow Forums

I drink my coffee BLACK thank you very much

t. low iq degenerate

Children turn out according to how their peers shape them. My parents are liberal, I am centrist, my brother is conservative, one other sister and another brother are liberal.

Should I order a whataburger or thai?

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Didn't go on Jow Forums growing up
I was a shut-in from the start of middle school to end of high school
The only people I talked to were kids from Sunday school and Bible study
Parents only let me watch education or religious shit on TV
Couldn't read anything to do with magic or violence unless it was Bible or History related

Yeah if the govt legalized cp tomorrow then nobody would be a pedoshit anymore. Genius.

holy shit, how the fuck do people rationalize indoctrinating their child like this

I wasnt really shaped by peers and the internet allowed mento develop and just be myself. Some people call me "weird" but I know they're just repressing their homosexuality and hate life.

Mine was similar
It's ok because Im going to have a kinky gf one day because of it

>Every degenerate's story is consistently the same but yeah they're all lying

>get a text message out of the blue
>it's just walmart telling me my prescription is ready
y-you too

Not every degenerates story is the same though. He would be jacking off to anime porno regardless.

For me, it's whataburger. The only fast food restaurant worth eating from.

Internet was your peers. Common among autistics

I literally grew up on Jow Forums and I'm a homo, centrist, who can't stand women or most niggers. Really makes you think.

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Also I wasn't allowed to use the internet for anything not school related

>centrist
>can't stand women or most niggers.
lol

But if I get thai I'll have enough for lunch tomorrow as well

Are you implying misogyny or racism is restricted to any single point on the political meme spectrum?

Retard if so.

Unmmm did I stutter, sweetie? The only fast food restaurant worth eating from.

Centrist isn't refusing to take a stance like most modern limp wristed centrists, it's taking ideas from both sides

My parents let me use internet and watch tv and read books and I was jacking off to depraved anime porno by 13-14. Fact IS that all very sheltering parents do is delay the process by ~4 years. Anyone who tricks himself into believing that his overprotective parents CAUSED him to be a horny fucko is lying to himself.

Same with anyone else who blames their parents for their adult state.

Based and center pilled

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Watching Scott pilgrim vs the world

This
I was like the average nigger as a kid(Stealing from gas stations getting into fights, vandalism, and stealing from an air pump). But ever since I discovered anime and Jow Forums I've stop doing those things.

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When I was a kid I stepped on a fish. I am so so sorry ugh

wow so based what a great change youre so much better now !

Thanks. I also became a racist

um............. sweaty black kings and kweens cannot be racist

Internet should be destroyed then take the babies and raise them all in idyllic commune ok (no perverts allowed)

Wait 18 years there will be no more racism, misogyny, war or crimes,

>Wait 18 years there will be no more racism, misogyny, war or crimes

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havent used Jow Forums for a year
test

fag

nigger

whoa.......Jow Forums pass.....

good goy

this is my bento box getup
just renewing it

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buying shoes

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>not having a pass

Cute shoes?

Hope you're getting a pair of these

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>tfw going to a restaurant that was shut down for health violations a month ago

Pickelmans for lunch lads
Getting a meatball marinara

soon, but not today

youtu.be/v-SFtK8xrV8

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>stayed up all night to fix sleep schedule
>it's already 2pm and it feels like minutes have passed since midnight
I'm impressed with myself.

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It's 1:10 tho

It's 2:11 in first world timezone.

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its 11:15, actually

It's 14:14 actually.

get your fatigues on, jarhead

>not sleeping in the noon/evening and waking up extremely early or overnight

I have my system settings all Japanese as part of my self study.

get your chopsticks out, weeb