The only Western European country that has accomplished nothing in 500years

>perfected the snack with ingredients from 4 continents
>nothing

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which neither romans or italians ever had

I hear they have 0 muslims, that's an accomplishment alone

that was accomplished ~900 years ago, though

We founded your miserable city of nagasaki

>western
Are muslims westerm?
Who considera Portugal western?
They werent consideres white by US.

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by 1250 Portugal already had the algarve

Belgium is directly responsible for the Rwanda genocide

The united states' concept of white changed through time. In the beginning only the british were considered whites

*everything
fixed it for you

Good job

sweetie, uh, we were the ones to band together both commies and capitalists against us during the cold war, so... *slaps you*

we got BTFO by an earthquake 260 years ago

Arabs are nativea of italy

Basedugal punched far above its weight during its empire phase

Does this count?

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Doing what?

The only asian country that hasn's acomplished anything besides having suicidal teens crashing into ships.

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>«the portuguese highly regarded Asian slaves like Chinese and Japanese, [...]»
fucking weebs, no wonder we lost the empire

btfoing napolean for one

> Like this dude :3

flushing poo in loos down the toilet

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Like most empires:
(meaning no offense to all the following)
>British Empire
>Spanish Empire
>Russian Empire
>Portuguese Empire
>Mongol Empire
>Roman Empire (kinda)
>etc.

And then we have the Brazillian empire, the empire built on Portuguese clay, literaly conquered and colonized by the Portuguese and then some greedy fucker stole the title from his father and proclaimed himself "emperor of brazil".

>yet not eventually getting flooded with their former colonial subjects.
debatable

>They werent consideres white by US.
Nothing is considered white to you anymore.

Excuse me, Portugal is an amazing country

Pick the century you want, in that century you pick, the portuguese history made was greater than 90% on the world's countries

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Renaissance

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>brazilian intellectuals

oh really

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No one considers portuguese white

oh now it's the part when a colonial mongrel from the americas come to teach us what is white or what mongrels consider white, specially to us (iberians) that defined the term itself.

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Incredible, how a smal country like Portugal it's probably one of the most important countries over here, but that's not strange at all, just look at our history and you see why. So few but so glorious.

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>portugal
>important

i like portugal

There's 500k - 1 million niggers living and breathing in Portugal right now.

>mutt
>caring about history besides his own and his mytical aryan civilization

i'm not even surprised..

If I ever see a moortuguese im giving him the beat down then make him draw odins symbol and declare odin as the true God and Goths as the best race.

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First you need to leave your chair

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Portugal opened our world and brought tempura to Japan

Mogol empire conquered mesopotamia, persians, indians, half of europe
Spanish colquered half of italy and netherlands

And they also conquered moortugal through mariage

Conquered moortugal

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How many americans believe the ukelele is an instrument of native hawaians, i am sure the do not know it was in fact a portugese instrument hehehe

the iberian ""union""

britain also conquered lots of the old world.
the mootuguese empire is actually thhe lamest empire ever. only conquered poor natives and some other irrelevant micro conquests in the old world

hispanic empire was the greatest ever seen, they conquered all of America and Africa and most of Asia.

The most funny, is that after we kicked the moors ass almost 1000 years ago, we kicked the ass, of the entire world, just for the lulz.

and always in numeric disadvantage.
we would be here the entire night and day just talking about it, it happned dozens and dozens of times

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no they dindnt conquered nothing in asia and only controlled some ports in subsaharan africa

almost nothing*

yeah, you won some battles, so what? at the end your empire only conquered uncivilized savages.
nothing remarkable really.

A brazilian will define to us what is remarkable, fucking lul
tell me one single country in the world, with our size and pop that have done even half of what we have done

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even Belgium managed to take over the congo

even sweden was active in eastern europe in the late 16th/early 17th.c

even fucking finland is notable from having fought the communists to a standstill

Norway is the one that has done literally nothing in the past 500 years

what have you done? conquered some savages? after being raped by arabs for 700 years?
britain, france, netherlands and spain did it way better than you.
lamest country in western europe, bulgaria tier.

>what have you done?

ROTFLLL
the eternal nog inferiority complex

Who was the first european country, that expanded western civilization across the entire planet earth? it was you?
Who was the first european to arrive to all those places, to japan, to south america to circunavigate the globe?
who built schools, massive churches, founded cities (for example Nagasaki), built roads, converted asians, africans, amerindians to christian fate?
who spread western tecnology (for example fire weapons to japan), all the logistics, intercontinental navigation and tecno, who mapped and discovered 1/3 of the world?

The presence of the IRA and UVF are accomplishments

>
Who was the first european country, that expanded western civilization across the entire planet earth? it was you?
spain
Who was the first european to arrive to all those places, to japan, to south america to circunavigate the globe?
Marco polo
>who built schools, massive churches, founded cities (for example Nagasaki), built roads, converted asians, africans, amerindians to christian fate?
You didnt fund nagasaki, nigger lol
>who spread western tecnology (for example fire weapons to japan), all the logistics, intercontinental navigation and tecno, who mapped and discovered 1/3 of the world?
Piri rei did it way before you
All you did was hop into a boat and navigate around lmao. You dont have a da vinci, a pasteur, an einstein, an isaac newton. All you have is some fucking navigators lmao. Shitiest country in europe.

Portugal suffered EU-imposed austerity without bitching. They're fucking masochists.

without the eu they would be literally morocco/algeria tier.

They are morocco/algeria tier

not yet.

You clearly don't understand how the EU works.

see their situation before eu

how does it works

How not?

Average portu wage is like 200 euro a month

Even chile has better hdi than them
its embarrassing being an ex colony of the favela of western europe

They were a fascist shithole until 1986, EU gibs save them from North Africa tier

How is portugal not north africa tier?
Im interested

better hdi, gdp per capta etc.

>spain
Absurd, and a lie.
when spanish started their expansion already Portugal had travelled across half of the atlantic ocean, there is not even any debate there whatsoever, the age of discoveries was started by Portugal, Spain followed and then the rest of other euros like France and Uk.

>Marco polo

Lie and absurd, Marco Paolo didnt circunavigate the globe, Marco Polo didnt went to s africa or south america, much less to australia, or the pacific.

>You didnt fund nagasaki, nigger lol

Indeed we have done it, Nagasaki was a village, portuguese transformed into a fortness for trade, and then all the roots even to inner japan.

>A small fishing village set in a secluded harbor, Nagasaki had little historical significance until contact with Portuguese explorers in 1543. An early visitor was Fernão Mendes Pinto, who came from Sagres on a Portuguese ship which landed nearby in Tanegashima.

>Piri rei did it way before you

Pri rei went to Japan? or crossed all the oceans of the planet? are you mentally sane chimp?
Your inferiority complex is just laughable, but i understand you, you ahve no bloodline or roots,no history or place, only envy

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Sopa de macaco

keep it that way

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>what is Belgium
A truly based country that held back the germans for two weeks in both world wars?

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There's no such thing as EU gibs. Other countries inside the EU may help but that's different. The EU imposed Portugal a bunch of economic measures that fucked its economy after 2008, while the Euro currency is far too strong for them to be competitive.

Portugal HAS NOTHING its african tier

Fuck off and mind your nigger continent. Can you even point to Portugal on a map ?

keep trying american mongrel

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Columbus discovered americas for the spanish crown. retard
Alright, so the greatest achivement of your people is fucking sailing?
kek, sad. even poland is better.
Of course its better than brazil, but, for euro standarts, its downright shit. Turkey had more historical impact and more notable people than you
imagine if you had to use your own currency instead of the euro

Our dream was that we could be like the new world mongrels
LMAO

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Americo vespuccio discovered the americas.

>muh geography
I doubt it matters where yiur brown feet happens to walk in.

How can I get moroccans and algerians all citizensjip to portugal?
Sucks they wont settle for another african country and will migrate to france for 3k free euro a month from ytbois.

Literally every statistics?

By the way, can you name any moortuguese scientist? I think alessandro volta alone had more importance than all of moortugal.

>Columbus discovered americas for the spanish crown. retard

AFTER we have travelled across half of the atlantic ocean retard, reaching the azores, canary islands, madeira, and into the all west coast of africa.

>for euro standarts

For euro standars we are top 7, no less than that in all the combo, by historical impact, civilziation, culture, empires.

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You realize portugal is african tier and lies in statistics?

HahahahahhahahahahajahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhshshHsbsjsjhahHagagahahhagahHHhHHHHHHJH

if they didnt colonize us, other euro countrys would have done so.
they literally did nothing special at all.
pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/França_Antártica

calm down monkey

source; map i made on paint
LMAO