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had lunch with my grandma today

uni has thoroughly depressed me by showing me how many girls are coalburners

Fucks sake last ever Shpongle shows and they're in Colorado. I can afford it, I just can't be arsed.

Just read Animal Farm. Guess I’m a Communist vegan now

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how does one acquire a welsh gf

any alcoholic parent man in?

are you a fan of orwell's other works?

Appreciate her while she's living

don't feel right using Jow Forums on uni internet
can't afford a VPN
may have to leave

Me. Dad just can't stay away from the booze.

watching we're the millers (2013)

haters will say it's photoshop

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How is that even possible?

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tell you what

the bloke who invented holland & barrett must be fucking minted now

decent flick. enjoy lad

Strange how it's degenerate immoral freaks that are the most triggered by...the truth.
What, the juxtaposition of sex and violence?
It's not a juxtaposition at all. They are extremely close to one another.

janny is lurking

Nah it's fine
I remember when someone in my building got banned for shitposting on Jow Forums or something though

>can't afford a VPN
Need you ground into food for my fish, povvo.

i try

she lives three hours away but i try to drive down at least once a month and buy her lunch

youtube.com/watch?v=2JCy94kMqq8

I haven’t read them but Catalonians should go die in a fire.

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would love to cum on jennifer aniston's tummy while she made me jerk off to her getting fucked by three other men

I'm not dark. The world is dark.

>can't afford a VPN

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

all my student loan goes to my accommodation which is a bit expensive aha

my mum is a horrible alcoholic
made life hell growing up desu, geniune psychological abuse
she was exactly like jekyll and hyde

me too

>come to UK for education
>everyone's a drunkard, cant sleep at night due to partying on my floor
>even now there's some hooligans shouting in the streets

I wish I was Chinese so I'd have some sane people to flock with.

Doing it right now lmao

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Looks like the cheese on toast I had earlier.

The idea of blowing people's heads off doesn't get your dick hard because too few of your ancestors were warriors.

wish I wasn't a cringelord but I just can't help it
normies always notice
I wish I was normal

you'll never experience that with a woman

Ask Jung about it

anyone else flip hobbies after like 6 months?
recently got a new hobby but afraid to put my (barely existant) money into it knowing that i'll be bored of it in a couple months time anyway

mental how crash test dummies dont have rights

I was reading up on Eritrea since I knew nothing about it. This is the government Ministry for Education building. Imagine living in a country so terrible your government ministries are based in buildings which almost look derelict by Western standards. It's depressing

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fuck off back to wherever you come from then

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>he doesn't get allowance
Mummy jacinda gives me 120 a week to spend on booze, weed and junk food

>spamming this same tedious shit in numerous threads
Kill yourself, you paki freak.

>>come to UK for education
where are you from?

My Chinese and Indian friends on my course hate it.
They like me and talk shit about English people because I'm Irish they feel okay with doing it.
Luckily they've never been to Dublin so they don't know we're even worse kek

and his intelligence was frightening to say the least ;^)

me reading the paper

aye

Why is everything so expensive in there?

what town?

who knows, maybe one will pity me

thoughts on this?

In what sense are you a cringelord

Remember that advert "Milky Bar kid"?

How about Munchy Box kid except instead of a kid it's a balding 45 year old scottish man with a huge beer belly.

really enjoy blacked desu the production values are excellent and they get the hottest girls

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that post cheered me up
thanks lad

youtu.be/5A6lMfCKME4
choooOOOoOoooom alert bla
x

might be an NPC, lads

Alcohol is the fuel of nations. Alexander the Great was an alcoholic.

no they never will copelord

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Bored of it but LOVE BLACKED RAW desu

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Remember when that lad first posted these. Grim grim grim

Tell you what, the guy who invented After Dinner Mint Chocolates must be fucking minted right now.

i can pay one

anime

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Christ

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I dance like an epileptic penguin
My main topics of conversation are all autist shit
I put way too much effort into things that don't need it and too little effort into things that do

I've got a decent face but my autistic behaviour always ruins it

sort yourself out or do yourself in pathetic trash heap

Vixen is literally the same thing without niggers.
You're just a race fetishist.

so true

business idea
alcohol that hits in 5 minutes and works for hours and doesn't leave you feeling like shit

blame the grandson why told him to do it, not the confused old man

on a scale of one to not sober i am currently not sober

Personally I'm a lesson me

Ket lad

it's called cocaine

The Jew who ones both makes sure every girl on Vixen does BLACKED first because he gets off on it more. Real sicko that one.

>gawwwd yo are so fucking CRINGE stop saying WHAT I don't WANT TO HEAR gawdddd

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P E R F E C T

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beta cringe texting this girl and doing ALL the things you shouldn't and she still shags me haha love being good looking

could literally block her for a week and she'd come crawling back

This one's good too

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absolute chad move

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we really need to bring back slapping the shit out of women to be honest

dude how many dutch people are here ? i'm the little willy subhuman

Right yes that has already been invented and was called benzos

good quality vodka and henry westons