>tfw you weren't born Norwegian
>tfw you will never enjoy superior Nordic quality of life
>tfw you will never comfily eat Lapskaus during a cold winter
>tfw you will never live surrounded by blonde blue eyed Viking goddesses
>tfw you will never brave the North Sea to fish the best codfish known to mankind
one must wonder, why live at all?
Tfw you weren't born Norwegian
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If you're interested in Norwegian women, you should be glad you're a med.
Scandinavian women drop their wet panties at the sight of southern European men.
do they have a fetish for men with paler skin thenn theirs?
You werw born a judeo moor as a christian in an impoviched african country as Gott intended, stay there, snow niggerd are inferior.
interesting
a lot of scandinavian women go on vacation in spain and greece.
Med men are always fucking scandinavian tourists there. blonde sluts love med cock. i imagine the same happens in portugal
please keep sending Bacalhau my Northern friend
Holy fuck, even if you were memeing, your grammar is ass. You have to go back.
lol
I've never had a girlfriend you retard.
>Lapskaus
based. the best food made by man
blonde women don't like me and I look like this.
you're lying
you're probably some albino-looking nordic faggot
I have brown hair and eyes and look hispanic when I don't shave.
I've never had a girlfriend.
>I'm a nordic faggot pretending to look hispanic
ok
They have it all
Your obsession with wanting to be born Scandinavian is really unhealthy. This is like the 10th time you made a thread about it in a week, just accept yourself.
maybe if Jow Forums didn't say southern europeans are indistinguishable from arabs I wouldn't want to be.
>Jow Forums is my entire life
>I need to seek validation from random anonymous NEETs on the internet
>being that insecure
Please reconsider your life friend.
The fact that people need to ask 50 times a day and make threads asking "are italians white?" "are spaniards white? "are greeks white?" means that they're not white.
Is this girl white? If she is so are 70% of north africans.
Not that I have any issue with Arabs or other middle easterners, but there is a noticeable difference from the people in Spain, Portugal, and Italy to those who are viewed as traditional European. Due to the thick black hair and dark skin, a sizable minority do look like Turks, Northern Africans, and other ethnic groups close to the Mediterranian
On the same token people ask if the Irish are white when they clearly are.
italians literally aren't white. I've had people tell me I look mexican before when I went to georgia even though I'm 70% non italian.
>Scandinavian women drop their wet panties at the sight of southern European men.
lmao. ahMeds have always been the very bottom of European dating game
>shitskinned hook-nosed manlets
i'm italian and have this nose.
I see you posting this bullshit in every thread relating to italians btw. Sad.
>tfw you will never have an intact penis
In any other fucking developed country other than Israel, I'd probably be intact. God fucking damn it.
No offense, but why does it even matter? When has your "whiteness" or lack of ever actually had any useful application in your daily life? Why do you care about something so pointless?
The whiter you are, the more american you are.
Italians were treated the same as niggers when they first got here. In some ways they still are.
This thread is not even remotely related to shitalians and I don’t give a shit about you, your nose or your pathetic lineage. Begone
>had one chance at life
>not nordic
(YOU)
there are neighbourhoods in this country that surpass Norway's HDI.
Eventually Western Europe will return to its senses (already happening) and will recreate the ethnic states. Naturally your race will become a very important detail of your daily life, since nonwhites no longer will be able to live in financial centers like London, Brussels or Amsterdam
that piece of shit unironically looks like shitalian cook down the street
stop projecting mohammad
This, italians are literally not white.
it's okay New Jersey, at least you're not Rhode Island.
stop associating me with your shite yank states. new jersey is a dump.
keep dreaming. you fuck faces in europe ever try to pull another nazi war, you can be damn sure the full force of the US military will be landing at your shores.
Gross
It depends, if you are Southern Italian you may not look white. I know someone who is Northern Italian and has blond hair blue eyes. People always joke that we are the axis because I am German.
Good, send US army to Europe, dead mutts and US is kill.
>a bunch of spics fighting ubermensch
We all know how that war is going to turn out
My grandmother was genoese which is north italy. I look sicilian.
it's okay to cry jersey, at least you are not brittany
>We all know how that war is going to turn out
yeah, not hard to figure out that one. The much more technologically advanced US military or the europoors
Yes yes, lmfaooooooo
Retarded mutts.
But that’s a fact. Shitalians look like subhumans no matter the region
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nigger, please. Britain, Russia and France are loaded with nukes and your administration won’t ever risk the scenario of life on earth perishing over abstract “rights” of nonwhite subhumans
Technology is useless in the wrong hands.
bretagne is nice.
That's a phat L
I am tan at the moment because I worked in the sun, but I have a nasty farmer's tan. My skin under my shirt is literally as white as snow,
Go look at how difficult creating an invasion of us troops was in europe lmao fighting one country
I'm not interested in reading about your weird political fever dreams. I asked a very specific and concise question; how has your race actually affected your personal life?
i'm the same nigger brown color all year long
idk how i'm not white if my family is north italian
Terroni spawn
>Go look at how difficult creating an invasion of us troops was in europe lmao fighting one country
we kicked the shit out of the nazi scum. they were obliterated on the western front once the US came into the picture.
that was the 1940s too when we didn't have such advanced aircraft like we do today. europoors wouldn't stand a chance.
Americans aren't going to fall for the same kike propaganda twice, WWIII ain't gonna happen
He's right, just force respawn and hope for better RNG
HhajahshhahsbababbhahahahhahahahgHa
I mean
>some spic in the US thinks that his shithole will ever invade Europe over deportations
Laughable isn’t it? The Azov Battalion hunts down gypsies, pontic gayreeks and kikes as we speak and Washington does nothing. Uganda deported all indians in the 1970s and Washington did nothing. SA used to run segregation until 1990s... was it ever invaded? The answer is no
USA only fights over oil and regional control, they don’t give a shit about “””””human rights”””””
fuck off you piece of shit before i find your address
I hate to be that goy, but the P-50 was one of the best aircraft of the war. Also, by late 1944 the Luftwaffe was kaput.
America was White back then. A bunch of spics will get demolished by Europeans because Whites aren't going to fight their brothers. Then we'd finally be rid of the spic problem.
>I'M UNDOCUMENTED AND UNAFRAID
Reminder
*snap*
>fever dreams
Already a reality, mulattoshit
>how has your race actually affected your personal life?
In Britain? Greatly! Most nonwhites literally suffer here lol. I can waltz into any establishment, company, bank or uni without ever being “profiled”
related creatura mutts invading europe
Was it the sound of your mixed race daughter killing herself?
>we
You meant the British?
that's an L
kys shitskin. Southern germans literally look like spics. You aren't white.
Ok bud, I'll be sure to do that.
Jew mutt creaturas go and send their army to invade europe, get invaded by armies literally a continent, have to fight countless military institutions with scientists and top engineers.
Lmao filthy spic
>Southern germans literally look like spics
Citation needed. Just because they live next to mongrels doesn’t mean they mix with said mongrels. And btw NRW is not in the South
I'll give it a couple of years before you grow out of your phase. Most right wing retards do.
why norweigian eyes look asian
He is not wrong, most blacks and non-whites are profiled where I live. The vast majority of them are very poor and don't participate in the sports whites do. Hockey and Lacross are the biggest here. In a town of 30,000 I only know of one half black kid that plays hockey. I sailed for 10 years and I have only ever seen one black kid sailing.
>phase
Tell that to Orban lol
Your do understand that our entire upper class still practices eugenics, right? And subhumans like ayrabs are a literal medical concern for any nation they dwell in. So objectively speaking, genetic trash must be mercilessly culled from proper eugenically selected societies.
the virginity is strong in this one.
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>why norweigian eyes look asian
That is Finland that has the stereotype of being Mongolian rape babies. Personally, idk
the swedes have sami admixture. i think norwegians might too
>tfw im inbred
wow dude, i never knew! never mind that none of my parents are even remotely related, down to the 10th generation, but your colorful map convinced me! guess im inbred now
All ayrabs and pakis are inbred unevolved subhuman part negroid monkeys. That’s just a medical fact
You can pretend that ayrabic genetics are good all you want, but all the studies show the opposite to be true
>tfw my only cousin is an adopted Russian
Looks like it's up to me to carry on my family's name alone.
It's likely better for you not to fret about small stuff. Remember that it was the Mediterranean that built civilization on Europe and not the Scandinavians. If it's just because you're attracted to their girls, then just fuck one and get on with it. It's not healthy to have that mindset.
>Mediterranean that built civilization on Europe
Think the HRE and Ancien France. Medniggers literally flooded the continent with dysgenic untermenschen like jews, arabs and niggers
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“Hellenistic Judaism, originating from Alexandria, was present throughout the Roman Empire even before the Jewish–Roman wars. Large numbers lived in Greece ( including the Greek isles in the Aegean and Crete ) as early as the early part of the 3rd century BCE. The first recorded mention of Judaism in Greece dates from 300-250 Before Common Era (BCE) on the island of Rhodes. As early as the middle of the 2nd century BCE, the Jewish author of the third book of the Oracula Sibyllina, addressing the "chosen people," says: "Every land is full of thee and every sea." The most diverse witnesses, such as Strabo, Philo, Seneca, Cicero, and Josephus, all mention Jewish populations in the cities of the Mediterranean Basin.“
you need professional help