What are the various ways in which I could legally immigrate to the US?

What are the various ways in which I could legally immigrate to the US?

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You a girl?

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do what my brother did and marry a sheriff while being an illegal immigrant

Lol. I wish

marry an American. It's what all my sisters did (I have 3)

ez greencard

literally this. Only way to start processing your paperwork without getting sent back.

Marriage. Or be worth sponsoring by a company. My mother was a recruiter for awhile and almost 100% of the time, if a foreigner needed to be sponsored (extremely expensive for the company) she'd just skip their job application.

You essentially need to take a massive pay cut, or be a god among mere mortals to get here. We're a country of 325 million people. We don't need anymore.

Basically just marriage. Or green card lottery. Or spend 15 years working at it, with all of your thought bent on it. Hell, it took me over a year to get my own goddamn wife here, and she has a PhD, zero criminal record, and terrific work history. She'll be here Oct. 2nd though :D

Why would you want or need to do that? As a Canadian it’s easy as fuck to be here legally or illegally.

wheres your wife from

Because the US has more opportunities, and a better quality of living for someone like me

Japan. I've made alot of threads about it.

Become a nurse, we're always having shortages of them.

Im studying geography rn

Invest 500k in some poor area of the US.

Fuck off we're full

Green card lottery

I dunno how much we need those, I know the CIA recruits lots of geographers but I doubt a foreigner can join that.

Surely a canadian can get into America fairly easy?

You would think. There's still plenty of hoops to jump through

kys

just cross the border from anywhere, nobody will care.
My 5 cousins did that and now they all send me free welfare money to buy myself xbox games without even having to work LOL thanks americans.

Don’t come

EB-5 visa if you have the cash and you are willing to invest it into a startup ponzi scheme or some social housing for niggers

based, amerimutts borders are made of swiss cheese

Only works if you're a third world female

renounce your old citizenship while parachuting in and then try to become a refugee citizen

You joke but this is what the border looks like in some places.

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