/cum/

i picked up battlerite royale and played the blackout thing and only got #1 once

I realized this too a year ago. Now all I play are RPG'S and story driven games

r8 my screensaverz

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The poster I met is named Henry
Don't remember his girlfriend's name but she had those circular zoomer art hoe glasses

those are k-pop glasses get your shit together

Henry sounds like a fool.

Circle framed glasses have been mainstream for like two years now

Among art hoes and zoomers

Fuck you, Henry. I'll piss on your grave.

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Arguably, within the last year or so it's become mainstream with people outside of those groups

He also seemed intimidated by the fact that my girlfriend is taller than him but that comes with girls being nearly 6 feet tall

i'm too lazy to read long spans of text

Was he white?

Yeah he has blond hair and blue eyes
His girlfriend has black hair and I didn't see her eyes on the count of her zoomer lenses

Time for Twin Peaks

i henry here
also oakland whats your name

>me
>gf
pick one

poo

Poop

All these options, I'm picking none of them.

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do not bully indians

gorillaz a shit

youtu.be/k1KxthvX1Ms

Como se dice burn India to the ground and let them choke on the ashes en espanol?

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I don't watch movies or play video games much anymore. Instead I listen to soundtracks and imagine a scenario for them. Probably a better use of time honestly.

How about you make something instead, you lazy fuck? You're worthless.

Don't project yourself onto me disgusting freak

Have you ever done anything productive in your miserable life? I should think not.

youtu.be/hLj_n0pP7MM

its "india será una superpotencia en 2020"

"no" (en espanol)

There's no need to fight. Both of you are insects who are totally inferior to me anyway.

Going to shave my pubes tomorrow

Made a something

I read Wikipedia plot summaries

/cum/ is fast like sonic. I come home from toil and 2 threads have gone by. I wish I could link Jow Forums to my brain so I never miss a post

You'll never fill the shoes of Off with ye.

More like “i am poot” l m f a o

In today's news

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In third grade, all I used to do
Was sniff glue through a tube and play Rubik's Cube
Seventeen years later I'm as rude as Jude
Schemin' on the first chick with the hugest boobs
I've got no game, and every face looks the same
They've got no name, so I don't need game to play
I just say whatever I want to whoever I want
Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want

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Try games with diverse possibilities like pubg or overwatch

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r u ok

Preemptively destroyed this loser with style and grace

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Yes this is absolutely true for all who partake in these institutions. A universities main goal is domestication.

Going to sleep.
I need a Canadian an American and a Mexican to say goodnight to me.

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only saying goodnight because you posted a cat picture I dont have

goodnight

good night my manz

Sleep well cat poster, your efforts are needed in yonder morn

Do /cum/ faps on traps?

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No one will ever like you

Want a gf like this

friend finally got off work said his phone died

feeling better

Forgot the picture.

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Be nice to j pete

You chuckle but literally every pubg game plays out with different loot and different drops leading to a variety of emergent possibilities. Also the changing weather is dope af. Overwatch is just comfy time with frens and cute waifs

What kind of haircut do you prefer? I'm needing one, and I can't grow a beard to compliment it.

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younger 3D teens simply aren't as attractive as their 2D counterparts based on the nudist imagery I've examined

in fact they look uncanny and weird

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based ted

BAsed megumin poster

Luv u

I feel like I’m going to snap and drive into traffic

friend just told me about an app where you can order your weed and they drop it off to you or you go and pick it up, only in maine though

the future is pretty rad

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Sometimes I think I ruined my life

unless you're in prison or have aids or something its unlikely

I hate weed smokers so much
Whats the fucking point of smoking?
It makes you lazy and retarded

Duckduckgo works way better than google

Yeah I’m just a little bitch
But still

God she’s cute, what’s on the paper? Authoritarian leaflets? I would fuck the hate and brainwashing outta that girl if so

same reason people drink

just posted a question to stackoverflow
it better be answered by the time i wake up

brainlet

Ingesting cbds or thc is pretty rad, makes things feel nice. It doesnt make you stupid but it does make anything fun which makes weed a powerful tool. Many people misuse powerful tools like drugs.

My friend smokes weed every day and is most of the way to his microbiology phd. I smoke weed as much as possible and dropped out of uni but have a stable job and just moved into my new apt with a pretty seaside view. Some people smoke weed and are lazy but the weed dodnt make them that way. That said though docs pretty much universally recommend that its bad for kids (like booze) and bad if your family has a history of psychosis

I love her and all but sometimes I think I got married too early

makes no sense

Side bum bone is hurting. Could it , I dare say, be dislocated?

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Not him and I disagree but like waiting longer means you are more financially stable.

I've thought it over again and i agree with both of you. Weed is incredibly similar to alcohol, the only difference is a cultural stigma. The part that i hate is that most people who do it, have zero fucking reason too. Their lives arent stresfull, they have everything they want, and they still choose to do drugs. It is fucking stupid, If someone has a hard life i can understand it, but 90iq potheads in highschool doing it pisses me off

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The part of weed culture I don't like is the different strands and shit

and especially those channels on youtube about smoking weed

I used to wonder why rich people do drugs or commit crime or even get depressed but now I suspect it has to do with the brain needing some degree of stress or adrenaline to function normally. Like humans evolved in a situation where they needed to hunt to survive and when you take the natural stresses of life away the brain can short circuit leading to severe depression or like how rich spoiled people can fly off the handle at the dumbest shit. If they don’t have some degree of conflict or adversity in their life the brain will find a way to unleash those emotions

>ahhh weed now THAT'S a drug
>smokin on super silver sour haze kush OG freshdaddy orange bubblegum purp ape
>nice heady high, very cerebral

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As a long time smoker of weed i suspect most of the ‘strand hype’ is made up by dealers so they have something to leverage the sale with. That said though there is a large diversity in strand genetics and sometimes modern weed companies will have a cbd/thc profile per gram which is nice and also important for medicinal use.

are there any addons that query Jow Forums for specific threads
like if i wanted to read about New Vegas /v/ threads only and it'd report back to me every 5 mins if something popped up

yeah but i dont care about that i just want to relax i dont want to look up the genetics of a plant.

the app my friend showed me they have they go into detail like "this is a mixture of the white widow and dinky donald strands blah blah blah"

I don't give a fuck it all tastes the same and it all smells the same to me. in my experience the main factor of its effectiveness is its age

We decided to get married quickly because she got pregnant and we wanted to be married before she gay birth
Sometimes in my subconscious I wish we didn’t have a kid yet

4chanX's thread watcher

Gave birth*
Sorry I’m phoneposting and live on like 4 hours of sleep

>she gay birth

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>Sometimes in my subconscious I wish we didn’t have a kid yet
That makes a lot more sense and is reasonable. At the same time you now have a responsibility that overrides that thought so keeping it in your head is nothing but harmful.

I try not to think about it but it pops into my head
Now that we do I love my baby but still I think it happened too fast