/brit/

genuinely and unironically want to end your life

OwO
guess i'm a man of expensive taste yeah

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Should I pay my rent next week or..?

How am I fucked for life

working on it

lol you can get hit by a fucking garbage truck for all i care
you probably had a chance but you turned into a fag
what don't you get?

You've got a big scalret f on your forehead as far as God is concerned.

Fucking one man's anus hasn't changed me
I'll ask Him for forgiveness and pay an indulgence

Schizoleaf's head
Population: 800 imaginary voices, 1 based, elite Kiwi (me)

lmfao that's right bitch
youtu.be/EOvN1Yd39wc

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Lost my virginity to a man but I'm not gay, I'm bisexual

having a can of lager for breakfast lads

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protestant hogs, stink like dogs, in their mothers bathing togs

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bit early for breakfast no

Any bitty McLean man in?

finna go buy a bottle of vodka

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holy fuck why have I waited years to buy a pass? fuck captcha

Would you consider this attractive? How common is this look for girls in England?

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she's butters m8

not common, thankfuly

>How common is this look for girls in England?
common enough in the entire prepubescent population
this is why youre on that island

I like this look though

sue

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she has a very goofy face

presumably her parents where white & chinese/japanese?

stupid little IDIOT child
I told you, I told you, I told you
don't you understand I want what's good for you?
I don't care if you've traveled all over and fucked lots of people.
I'm smarter than you. I'm a grown fucking man.
I know more about the world than you.
LISTEN to what I tell you from now on.

Gay...
...sex

>im gonna do it its gunna make him mad :)))))
>whoopsie i didn't like that :((((((
god you are such a child

100% English as far as I know, she's a porn whore

stupid

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Grow up

shut up and leave faggot nobody likes you

youtube.com/watch?v=utddDvJ1Rvo

Take your meds schizo

I want to pound Emma Watson's vagina.

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:'( I'm being bullied by a schizophrenic NEET

I'm changing the world you stupid fucks

*leaves the house for the first time in ages*
*skyrim music starts playing in my head*
anyone else get this lol

oi where is nassim

which skyrim music

there are people (women) reading this right now trying to fuck with you through the sheer principle of trying to make me mad because your autistic little pencil neck virgin ass never stops harassing me.
unfortunately for you, you're too fucking stupid and gay to understand what's going on.

opossom

Yeah I'm looking at you hooker. Shut the FUCK up you malicious little cunt.

secunda

Schizoleaf genuinely thinks he's the target of an international conspiracy that /brit/ is orchestrating

i don’t know. it’s just some of the music you here when you’re walking around and exploring.

god you're so fucking dumb

I’m See Eye Aye

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he's retarded, bitch
he doesn't know who you are
shut the fuck up

Cringe

stop replying/acknowledging
really really dont enjoy seeing those posts, too cringy, too cringy by half, stop giving encouragement and incentive to keep posting

hear*

kill yourself

The Great Escape theme for me.

I can't resist

thats nto th ebst on e

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I want Emma Watson to release a pungent fart right on my nose.

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>tfw schizoleaf walks in the room

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Just copped Ukrainian gf. Gonna have babies and save white race.

every time i see a pic, gif or webm of this girl i experience a brief but quite intense wave of utter infuriation which i do not enjoy

youtu.be/F3CB0jvdNb0#t=4

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Brexit vote OBLITERATES prosperity of an entire generation [HD] (REMIX)

Had sex with a man
Need to condition myself to STOP fapping to traps as this has gone too far

lmao

Can't imagine shagging a bloke, just seems so grim

utter state
stop watching porn you degenerate

>high heels in the pool
fucking why ?? who finds this shit hot ??

You are a homosexual.

that feel when schizo leaf gets drunk and goes on a rampage

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wow, i mean ive had a few cheeky bumwanks in my time but i’d never actually have sex with a man. that’s disgusting user

It wasnt brexit
It was the kikes plans

Now people will say "brexit caused this price hike again thats been happening for the past 70 years"

>nass*im
>blanc
>sauver les blancs
gateau

that feel when schizo leaf

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You are a homosexual.

True
Going to buy a low voltage taser and shock myself whenever I look at trap porn to associate with pain
It felt good and he swallowed my cum but even I know this is too far

JANNY, look a nipple.

>when you eat that first segment of clementine and it is not the burst of tangy citrus you'd hoped for, but an insipid, sugary let-down

rreeeeee

Shall NOT be clicking this.

yeah yeah
you know i'd mog you in the flesh goober

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homosexuality is a choice

>inflation is the jews

you've lost it pal

p sure once you start shoving shit up your ass you've made the choice faggot lmfao

if we remain in the eu the queen will lose her sovereignty and we can’t be having that

good morning xx

Doing a wank: youtube.com/watch?v=PShuCX1fkKE

Whos talking about just inflation? Even adjusted for inflation its still overpriced
Lick boots more though you ignorant moron