uh
/brit/
i remember every (you) i ever got
omg i act crying at how
poo nigger
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a shitposter. To me, being a shitposter was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered in Jow Forums for an after-school lurking, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in an internet that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-posted on Jow Forums and nobody ever gave them a ban. In the summer newfags would post all night and nobody ever alerted the mods.
When I was travelling I didn't call or email for about 10 weeks
they were on the same ship you fucking toad
Haven't spoken to my dad in at least 8 years
Do you ever think about all the (you)s you might have missed?
won't be watching this one mate
lads
sucking a fucking nigger
Me? I'm Chinese Dai.
Post skirt pics NOW!!
So? Doesn't mean you get to know everyone, you would form a clique and only associate with those people
ancient gimmique
Academic year starting again tomorrow lads. Will be meeting the new batch of students in the afternoon.
Kinda hate them already tbqh,
>gimmique
might start a youtube channel where I talk about video games
people like smart british voices don't they?
yeah
all I need now is some sort of quirky online moniker like all british people have
hmm
>Captain Corduroy
>Sir Pretentious
>The Cynical Bachelor
>Professor Epic Gamer
the local lawn bowls club is hosting a ''fortnite dance challenge'' next weekend
fucking hell
fuck off nigger
................. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me and my niggas tryna get it ya bishhhhh
oh shit he actually did it
not wearing one
Not a fan of you
so before janny nukes the thread i just want to say: Nigger.
Loo Digger
95597182
you've mused on this post for a while I can see but I wouldn't give you a (You)
took less than a minute for thought and writing time actually
brazil on streetview is fascinating
me in the bathing suit
got pictures on this 'puter that would blow your minds
Gonna need to see your boypussy lad no homo though
lads
>bough some socks and now im a girl teehee :3
Prediction: kanye west will come out as a trans female within the next decade. He is already exhibiting signs of turning into a lazy, boring, entitled ho. You read it here first, motherfuckers. Kanye west will get surgery to become a woman in the upcoming decade.
the proverbial ''gf'' just faxed this through
A girl like this would laugh at me if i tried to flirt with he
>teehee i wear stripes btw :v
ahhh I remember my crossdressing days well
what on earth does this have to do with british culture?
STATE OF WESTERNERS
lol
women do this on purpose don't they?
'magine being one of these orbiters the horror
vapid narcissistic whore
big arse, empty head. nothing but a piece of fuckmeat for perverts to gawp at.
Wonder if the judges were pakis
Rasheed
state of that spic and or paki munter on the left
what are the most erotic fruit?
Yeah and proud :)
this isnt ribena is it
>might start a youtube channel where I talk about video games
>people like smart british voices don't they?
Aye. It doesn't even have to be good. See for example: youtube.com
kys
you're really supposed to meet asap on tinder aren't you? use the momentum of matching and messaging
it's never convenient for me at the time so I don't and then they're all ghosting and flaky a few days later
Timestamp or fake
36 hours since i last consumed alcohol
been a while so i went this long
Post wife material lads
I've done fuck all so far today. starting to feel a bit guilty
Hairy kiwi.
feedbag that horse
No Fap October starting in 15 mins lads.
reminds me of the paki gfs arse
>youtube.com
jesus christ
Nah Allah wouldn't be happy about that
they're all literal garbage
the better looking ones are just there for the validation
try meeting a fucking women by going to school or work or something
unironically me
Seriously
Kill yourself
any pissporn man in
might do that
should probably do no Jow Forums october too
once had plans to do a gaming youtube thing with the bf (best friend)
hes off shagging now and im sat here not brushing my teeth
Why?
Bumble is the best place to meet attractive women bud
Every brown person should kill themself
can taleworlds really manage 52 more weekly posts if they theoretically plan to be out in one year, a figure I'm making up, on their bannerlord feed
I only wanked once in September.
I've been told my voice is like a british version of fat tony
:(
Good thing I'm not brown then :)
last wanked in 1978
>jesus christ
I know, right?
already wanked thrice today
never used it
>A Conservative teacher in the audience says her class is like “a socialist convention” and adds “the things you hear in the classroom are scary.” #Cpc18
jez pm soon lads
yes because I'm obviously looking for more than just a shag with tinder
you dolt
LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER NINE ELEVEN
If your not brown and a Muslim then you should especially kill yourself