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uh

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i remember every (you) i ever got

omg i act crying at how

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poo nigger

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lmao

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a shitposter. To me, being a shitposter was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered in Jow Forums for an after-school lurking, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in an internet that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-posted on Jow Forums and nobody ever gave them a ban. In the summer newfags would post all night and nobody ever alerted the mods.

When I was travelling I didn't call or email for about 10 weeks

they were on the same ship you fucking toad

Haven't spoken to my dad in at least 8 years

Do you ever think about all the (you)s you might have missed?

won't be watching this one mate

lads

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sucking a fucking nigger

Me? I'm Chinese Dai.

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Post skirt pics NOW!!

So? Doesn't mean you get to know everyone, you would form a clique and only associate with those people

ancient gimmique

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Academic year starting again tomorrow lads. Will be meeting the new batch of students in the afternoon.

Kinda hate them already tbqh,

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>gimmique

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might start a youtube channel where I talk about video games
people like smart british voices don't they?
yeah
all I need now is some sort of quirky online moniker like all british people have
hmm
>Captain Corduroy
>Sir Pretentious
>The Cynical Bachelor
>Professor Epic Gamer

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the local lawn bowls club is hosting a ''fortnite dance challenge'' next weekend
fucking hell

fuck off nigger

................. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me and my niggas tryna get it ya bishhhhh

oh shit he actually did it

not wearing one

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Not a fan of you

so before janny nukes the thread i just want to say: Nigger.

Loo Digger

95597182
you've mused on this post for a while I can see but I wouldn't give you a (You)

took less than a minute for thought and writing time actually

brazil on streetview is fascinating

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me in the bathing suit

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got pictures on this 'puter that would blow your minds

Gonna need to see your boypussy lad no homo though

lads

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>bough some socks and now im a girl teehee :3

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Prediction: kanye west will come out as a trans female within the next decade. He is already exhibiting signs of turning into a lazy, boring, entitled ho. You read it here first, motherfuckers. Kanye west will get surgery to become a woman in the upcoming decade.

the proverbial ''gf'' just faxed this through

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A girl like this would laugh at me if i tried to flirt with he

>teehee i wear stripes btw :v

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ahhh I remember my crossdressing days well

what on earth does this have to do with british culture?

STATE OF WESTERNERS

lol
women do this on purpose don't they?
'magine being one of these orbiters the horror

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vapid narcissistic whore
big arse, empty head. nothing but a piece of fuckmeat for perverts to gawp at.

Wonder if the judges were pakis

Rasheed

state of that spic and or paki munter on the left

what are the most erotic fruit?

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Yeah and proud :)

this isnt ribena is it

>might start a youtube channel where I talk about video games
>people like smart british voices don't they?
Aye. It doesn't even have to be good. See for example: youtube.com/channel/UCfwY-BIInmUEtz6YnntsKzA

kys

you're really supposed to meet asap on tinder aren't you? use the momentum of matching and messaging
it's never convenient for me at the time so I don't and then they're all ghosting and flaky a few days later

Timestamp or fake

36 hours since i last consumed alcohol
been a while so i went this long

Spooky

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Post wife material lads

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I've done fuck all so far today. starting to feel a bit guilty

Hairy kiwi.

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feedbag that horse

No Fap October starting in 15 mins lads.

reminds me of the paki gfs arse

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>youtube.com/channel/UCfwY-BIInmUEtz6YnntsKzA
jesus christ

Nah Allah wouldn't be happy about that

they're all literal garbage
the better looking ones are just there for the validation
try meeting a fucking women by going to school or work or something

unironically me

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Seriously
Kill yourself

any pissporn man in

might do that
should probably do no Jow Forums october too

once had plans to do a gaming youtube thing with the bf (best friend)
hes off shagging now and im sat here not brushing my teeth

Why?

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Bumble is the best place to meet attractive women bud

Every brown person should kill themself

can taleworlds really manage 52 more weekly posts if they theoretically plan to be out in one year, a figure I'm making up, on their bannerlord feed

I only wanked once in September.

I've been told my voice is like a british version of fat tony

:(

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Good thing I'm not brown then :)

last wanked in 1978

>jesus christ
I know, right?

already wanked thrice today

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never used it

>A Conservative teacher in the audience says her class is like “a socialist convention” and adds “the things you hear in the classroom are scary.” #Cpc18

jez pm soon lads

yes because I'm obviously looking for more than just a shag with tinder
you dolt

LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER NINE ELEVEN

If your not brown and a Muslim then you should especially kill yourself

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haha :)