/brit/

omg

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r/braincels user cries from despair, 25 and still a virgin despite years attempting to improve himself via positive masculinity

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janny ill send you 30p if you let it live i know you need the money lad

>George Freeman says the housing crisis is the biggest barrier to a Tory majority: “Why would you ever be a capitalist if you’ve got no chance of ever getting any capital?”
impressively prescient

he wont read any post that doesn't have an image of graziano di prima next to it. try again mate

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead or Alexandira Daddario?

>number one proven way to not be a virgin
get a drivers licence

Congress of Vienna Europe up until the First World War was the peak of European civilisation

>“Why would you ever be a capitalist if you’ve got no chance of ever getting any capital?”
dangerous sentiment

everyone forgets that Michael Foot was an excellent speaker

r/int user dies of having an extremely tiny brain
everyone cheers

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The white british population of birmingham fell by 73,000 between 2001 and 2011

The white british population of England fell by 500,000. It will never rise again, it's all downhill.

youtube.com/watch?v=aiQpRQeIiHY

youtu.be/KW6ivwDcOY4
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In high school I was a loner. I was a reject. I was a poser.

>There are probably many 'handsome' virgins

Imagine actually believing this

just ate some 7 day old chicken i had in the fridge

tummy is feeling a bit strange now

@britainelects: Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 40% (+2)
CON: 35% (-3)
LDEM: 12% (+2)
UKIP: 5% (-)

via @BMGResearch, 28 - 29 Sep
Chgs. w/ 22 Sep

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reckon once i find my sweet angel ill stick a dent in that figure

yet timely

so why are you crying about the inevitable?

I think I hate virgin freaks

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Everyone forgets that Tony Blair had John Smith killed

>Socialist candidate thinks britain is too unequal and wants to even the playing field for young people

>suddenly attacked by bankers, jews, all sorts of interest groups etc

lmao they don't even try to hide it, and despite the billions they've spent trying to smear him, Corbyn will STILL be PM come next election

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Liking any of the main British political parties is the sign of a brain-dead individual

oh she'd get it alright

the bitter maker?

I'm a poet, a picker, a prophet, a pusher, a walking contradiction

coworker saw me browsing Jow Forums earlier and so I had to try and explain what /brit/ is

fuck me

I do enjoy breasts that look hefty and heavy. Not when they're fat cow tits, but big and juicy enough where you can see they have a weight to them

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>not liking jez

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Don't like Corbyn but this anti-semitism shit is so obviously contrived by (((them)))

thinking of making her my gf to be quite honest

coon

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if you're really smart what you do is support one party like a football team because 50 years ago, the last dying strand of your ideology was in that party.
minor parties are for fedoras and jocks.

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corbyns head would be the first to roll the little scruffy manlet cunt

ACMPfu is live
youtube.com/watch?v=Klg7lyBgIlQ

I'm not "of use" to the movement.
I am the movement. Personified in one man.

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Assange is a hero, free this man. I will personally help him escape this horrible country.

im a communist so i dont mind voting labour
unfortunately im also a racist who stands with israel

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he's such a milquetoast figure. every time I hear him make a speech I find myself yawning

your head after corbyn you confused cunt

Have to hand it to Corbyn he's got people who love him and people who hate him
Then there's May, don't think anyone actually genuinely likes her, or even thinks about her in any extensive way. No charisma whatsoever.

can't wait until the order for 1 million new commie blocks on green belt land is approved sending housing prices tumbling

watching the mass boomer suicide will be GLORIOUS

>pizza in the background

Can't wait for Brexit and all the boomers kill themselves because their house value dropped by a grand

i belong in a kibbutz far away from the cowards in this craphole country

Can't wait for my pizza to arrive

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Lost my virginity to a man but I am NOT a homosexual

the important thing about corbyn isn't what he is, it's what he causes to happen.
he's like a stone you throw through the window of a house made of rotting wood, causing the whole thing to come down on the heads of those who failed to maintain it. you don't find stones interesting unless you're a geologist, and if you are a geologist you're a weirdo. what's important is what the stone does.

can you even name the other candidates in that labour leadership election?

There are probably a lot of handsome virgins who are mentally ill

I don't have a problem with British housing. Ok, they're mostly tiny, dark and cramped. But we're a small island with too many people. The problem is having to spend 30 years paying off a mortgage and only having an ugly grey box to show for it.

I'd pay £50,000 MAX for the average British terrace house

I always spoil my ballot whenever there's an election.

god i want some french fries

The queen eats them

broke: building on greenbelt
woke: building on top of tarquin's mansion in an incredibly structurally unsound way until finally it starts flashing like a tetris block and vanishes

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good post
much like myself, corbyn is an agent of chaos

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das reich (that's right)

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>Ok, they're mostly tiny, dark and cramped.
no they're not.
>The problem is having to spend 30 years paying off a mortgage and only having an ugly grey box to show for it.
stop buying shitty newbuilds then?

why do americans obsess over germans that wanted to skin them alive

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>There are adult virgins posting ITT right now

You just think about, la

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i dont feel too good

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extremely fit paki bird at burger king

post more webms my nig i need new ones

Fucked two prostitutes when I was 18 does that count
Haven't seen any action in the three years since

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they were based!

piss on her you own her then

Looks like a classical painting

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>rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-54134517.html

>here's your new 1 bed apartment goy, that'll be £280,000, what? that's expensive? WTF STOP ACTING SO ENTITLED

big peni'

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-German_sentiment

doing a read

So house prices rose because sustained low interest rates allowed banks to lend a lot more, so each buyer has far more purchasing power. But why have interest rates been so low for so long?

no you virgin freak

beautiful

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>little known fact
9/11 caused the discontinuation of Concorde

One underexamined problem with housing is bank credit.
In the good old days, getting credit used to be a massive pain. You had to borrow from a housing association and could only borrow something like 1.5-2* your yearly income. The government had quite a lot of influence over the purposes that you could lend for as a bank as well. (So so much lending had to be done to industry, so much to local government, so much to individuals for investment, so little to individuals for consumption.) The result of such tight control of credit for buying a house was that house prices were kept down because people couldn't get the credit they need to bid the price up.

Nowadays you can have as much credit as the bank will give you, and it can be a bank - not a housing association, and so does everyone else, so you automatically borrow every penny you can and use it to bid up the price of housing with the result that rather than being 2-4 times the average yearly income, a house costs 10 times it or more. A ridiculous situation.

the primary driver of my political views is spite

yanks ruin everything