What's wrong with Florida?

What's wrong with Florida?

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Their police records are all public

What's wrong with that man?

god I wish that were me

Floridian here (actually from here, and not a transplant)

1. Unforgiving hot+humid Summers
2. High housing costs
3. Theme parks are cool, but tickets and crowds increase by the day with no end in sight
4. Can't swim in or even approach natural bodies of fresh water due to presence of flesh-eating reptiles
5. Rain showers, even light sprinkles, bring traffic to a halt

...so basically, Florida is the same as Australia.

Also, these White trash news memes are fun, but I imagine if you went to any podunk area in the country, you would find just as many crazy news stories.

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Ultimate Chad

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You forgot the drugs.

like how would you even do that shit

>You forgot the drugs.
That stuff's everywhere; you don't have to come here to get it. As long as you are not a degenerate and are middle class or higher, you'll never encounter it.

ït's this one retard that shit is public before any sentence is made

Another Flordian here

1. South Florida is raped by intense influx of South Americian drugs

2. Dichotomy of rich young tourists and poor drug gangs mixing into a cesspool of criminal activity

3. An odd amount of experimentation and science

Busch Gardens is supposed to be a place of joy, not flamingo rape

the Goblina demands your small cock in its crotch orifice or she'll cut ur face off.

Kill yourself yank.

Why the fuck does this give me a boner?

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>if you dont believe in retard memes youre a burger
kys anglo subhuman

La creatura...

It's full of Americans.