There aren't any pr*ds on Jow Forums today, are there?

OUT

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*kicks out all your prayer candles*

Tell me you're only doing this ironically.

shoo, protestard

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I really am religious. And Altairservant while at it. Go away.

>flag
>anti-christian

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I'm not anti-Christian, I'm an atheist and my entire family is, pretending to be Christian just because you dislike reddit atheists is bad but not as much as actually being religious because of it.

I don't think anyone is religious (or pretends to be) just because they don't like reddit atheists, dude

kys

You'd be surprised how far contrarianism goes.

>believing in invisible sky magicians in the 2nd millenium of common era

Jaiks

R*dditors are already being the contrarion ones

yeah, I’m a Christian, you got a problem with that? I used to be a sinner like you but 2 years ago I found GOD. In my teens I would laugh at creationists; I would always tell my grandma that I didn’t want to go to mass; I was agnostic but not like r/Atheism. But when I GREW UP and became a man, I realised I needed to put childish things away (1 Corinthians 13:11). Why is that? Because I realized that we need Christianity to SAVE THE WEST. After I voted Trump in the 2016 election I decided to go to church again. I knew that I would find a QT pure Christian GF who I could lose my virginity to (I haven’t lost it yet because I’m saving myself for marriage, like God intended). I haven’t found her yet, but like Job I will pray and have faith in God. Then I saw Jordan Peterson talking about Christianity and I was hooked! (I don’t like him anymore though, he’s a fake Christian). I watched all his videos on the bible and realised how God reveals himself in many ways. I was on Jow Forums (came from r/The_Donald during the election but I hate redditors now) Christian General and I saw /lit/ chart which had The Bible and I KNEW I found my people. Every day I see THE WEST falling because we gave up our FAITH. Well, the new Christian intellectuals are coming; We are the sons of the Crusaders and we shall not recoil before the sons of Voltaire! (Candide was shit, so is Nietzsche (haven’t read either of them)). I read DANTE and DOSTOEVSKY and I saw the beauty of God and true art. I’m a proud Catholic (Protestants are heretics) but I hate Pope Francis, he’s a heretic and isn’t MY Pope.

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Libtard status: OWNED

based and polepilled

pr*ds are a disgusting, heretical breed