Tfw named Muhammad

It's okay I have a Japanese name and because of my dark + dark eyes everyone assumes I'm Japanese, even though I don't have any nip blood in me

LMAOing at you right now
Just change your fucking name you dolt

your dad is cringe

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t. cuck
Why would you break your dad's heart like that?

lol your dad is a fucking retard

>Hey Veronica, you should meet my friend Mohammad he'd be great for you
>oh jeez I'm sorry, Stacy told me I'd be meeting Mohammad, I'd, thought you'd be a lot...darker I'm sorry I just remembered I have to meet someone else
Apologize

Do you have a stereotypical name? Where’d it come from?

what a mongoloid

Yuri is a slav name

Just go by Moe you overdramatic retard

Were your parents giant weebs or something?

based

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Mashallah

based

Has anyone ever called you a terrorist or a sand nigger

BASED boomer dad

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Might as well convert.

>will literally survive the upcoming islamization of the world
>complains

No my dad thought that since I would look Asiatic, I might as well have a nip name because nips are honourary aryans

this, you pretty much will get free sex slaves when kara boga conquers the earth and annihilates everyone named john smith and jack jones

so you're a non-japanes hapa or something?

>is named Muhammad Smith

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Oh god I didn't think about his last name lmao.
Sounds like a fucking prank call.

STOP BULLYING ME

Yes, half filipino and half huwite

lol wtf

>People think I'm a Muslim
Is that so problematic in the US?

unironically based

Okay Mohammed bin Skylar lmao

all sins have been redimed

Considering all the propaganda they had to shit out for people to not think Dubya was a blundering retard when he decided to invade Iraq and Afghanistan, I'd imagine it would be like being a Nazi, Jap or Russian in America during the 20th century.

lol

Checked and keked

isn't it in switzerland? i heard about how a family's citizenship application got freezed because some of their kids didn't want to shake hands with female teachers lol

Based

Interesting so basically OP is fucked? kek

>tfw named Emir

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>i heard about how a family's citizenship application got freezed because some of their kids didn't want to shake hands with female teachers lol

And the west's war against incels and betas continues. Sad day.

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I think its more like we don't like foreigners in general. In some villages in Switzerland to gain citizenship you still have to pass a public vote. But anyway I don't think people will harass you just for being muslim.

to be honest back before 2001 before 9/11 being muslim wasnt even a bad thing, and being named mohamed was bad . cut your dad some slack

>implying operation desert storm in the 90s already didn’t sour relations towards muslims

you're ethnic russian?
how do you know he wasn't born after 2001

are there muslims in your canton?

Yes but the general sentiment was nothing close to post 9/11 world.

I was born in 1996

sandnigger

Are you a girl (female)? I’ve noticed white people naming their daughters Mizu.

There are muslims in every canton I think. we took a lot of yugos during the balkan wars and now syrians. t bh my gardner is a syrian muslim and I've been to his home for dinner one time

>operation desert storm
>implying even 5% of world population has ever even heard of this
9/11 is the first time the modern West started paying attention to Islam and Muslims. Before that, they were just another religious group to most of us, like Buddhists, Hindus and Sikhs.

>all these retards falling for this obvious LARP
Jesus, you people are gullible. Can I interest you all in some magic beans?

tell me about those beans

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Based and float like a butterfly and sting like a bee pilled

>tfw I have anglo name because my mother saw an half american-puerto rican politician of Irish descent with an anglo name and thought that it would be an good idea to name me after him
At least I'm not called brayan

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There's literally nothing wrong with being Muslim.

bre, desert storm wasnt about muslims or terrorist like in 2011, the literal logic of going into desert storm in the first place was "WE MUST DEFEND OUR ALLEYS WHO HAPPEN TO BE MUSLIM AND HAVE A OIL"

and like the brit said desert storm is so unknown and forgotten