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Pinch and a punch for the first of the month.

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My sleeping pattern is ruined c:

Well I only woke up not too long ago so I would say mine is too.

And I'm boreddd
Dunno if I wanna play monster Hunter or DoW2

Hello, I have arrived.

Kiaora m80
What's your plans for the day

Decisions decisions...
Heyo buddy.

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This is it... I can take a lot but not this..
This is the the straw that broke the camels back.

Henlo. I want to walk home and see my guinea pigs but I know my parents will probably be there and they will say something negative to piss me off.

Very slow in here today lads.

Got some balls for you that should speed things up.

where the fuck has spring gone

Can't wait for summer desu

which one of you plays criquet?

yea m8 ama, check my superior balls

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Doing a post from BCF lads.

are you an australian or new zelander?
sorry I don't speak to americans

>a fucking leaf
Go back to /hoc/.

you know what they say, when canadians go to the states they raise the IQ of both countries

thunderstorms in october
can you believe it

out going for a drive with the new family lads. Haha

ARSE TWAT FANNY

Got back from uni two hours ago and don't have work until 10 tonight but I'm so fucking bored and can't think of anything to do. Been posting on here for two hours already.

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Have you done a fap today? That's something to do.

I hate you from the bottom of my heart, Australia, but have you considered exercise or a productive hobby? They keep dead hours from suffocating you. Conscious void is the worst

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Had a seizure in the floor for two hours,ama

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I wish I was born an Aussie desu

NRL is rigged

fact.

Can you do it again, I want to see.

What's up?

Yep mines pretty wrecked atm too desu

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Mornings are so wonderful

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Nobody likes morning, don’t even start

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aussie white girls are very loyal to their own race.

I like your mornings, because you're awake
>don't even start
Sorry, already started; can't stop now

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Id rather not
/ausnz/ sleepover to ruin our sleep pattern even further?

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WOW Our Prime Minister is alpha asf

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I don't know about that

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What music do you like, Russia? And when/how? I don't think I've ever asked

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Whatever that means

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Not yet. Because I know that as soon as I do I won't want to hook up from grindr anymore, as usual.

I dunno, some semi-popular rap music, high variety of pop and electronic music and some obscure Russian music sometimes. I really just listen to like 10 songs for half a year on repeat, then find new 10 songs and listen to that instead

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What's for dinner tonight lads?

>10 songs for half a year on repeat, then find new 10 songs
110% agree. I keep a playlist on YouTube and tinker with it every few weeks, listening to the same stuff. What do you listen to music for/why do you listen to music? Just passing time, or setting a mood, or what?

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Whenever I go somewhere or do some monotonous work that doesn’t require much attention, rarely listen to music at home

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Connecting up an old PlayStation 2 lads.

What are you gonna play?

Got Colin McRae rally 3, MX vs ATV untamed

>rarely listen to music at home
What do you listen to, if anything? I like either people talking for stimulation, or music to give me thinking space
>image
That looks like Florida, but the image is small-- is there something horrifying I'm unable to see?

>lowest is 8°C
feelgoodman.jpeg

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We can get some drinks, snacks, play some games, talk about cute girls/boys
Hang out with my soft toys
Whatever else we can think of
It'll be great

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I listen to podcasts if I’m on PC
>unable to see
You know, anything can happen

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fellas im on nofap
is this a meme or will i be saved?

How do you deal with dead time? I'm always worried I'm falling behind in something
>skeletons
Step it up, rainy boy

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I wish I could live in Australia
But your government makes it really hard to do so
(And that's probably the right thing to do)

I don’t deal with it at all
>step it up
Ah, alright
Why did you reply to me?

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Why do every last one of you animals want to move? What kind of leeches are you?

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>don't deal with it
You have no down time, or it doesn't bother you?
>image
Neat. A little spooky, because hogs are back and we've been night-hunting, but bearable. My tolerance is rising

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I don't want my future children to grow up here. I'm concerned with what our government is doing. And it's not really possible to make any long term plans considering our economics.

I'll bring the cat

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>why shitholerswant to move from shithole
Shit dude I dunno
>leeches
>NEETbuxoid
Not the one to talk
Doesn’t bother me, I just pick up a book, or a film or whatever

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Wasn't intetional

Do you think any of my ancestors wanted their children to grow up in a country bordered by russia? Yet they still did it

Well, it was your ancestors choice

>anyone who doesnt like parasites is a NEET
massive cope
Also If you come here it would just become another shithole you know?

>Pinch and a punch for the first of the month
Please don't remind me of this.

Have considered an option that an immigrant can be an educated person who contributes to an economy of country of his choice?

>shitholers want to move from shithole
I thought you liked your country and city?
Also, what do you wear? I looked up SPB weather and you weren't lying-- it's cold and rainy forever. Do you wear jackets, or just heavy shirts? And what kind of pants and shoes? Any hats?
Why are you so upset every day?

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It’s not that you dislike “parasites” it’s more about you being from Finland.
>it would become another shithole
Thousands of Russian immigrants from rich London suburbs beg to differ. Only top notch opportunists and rich people are fleeing Russia, no kubanoid subhuman parasite will ever able to leave this place

I like my city, it doesn’t transfer to other places mostly. Some good places for sights, but not good places to live

have you considered the possibility that cultures are made by its people
And who cares if you grow the economy while selling krokodil, the money generated goes to yourself, why do you think western countries are just a platform for the refuse of the world to try to make money?
I am not, but serious question: you people hang around in a circle jerk all day, why do you react so incredibly negatively to someone simply describing how youre wrong?

Excellent

More serious question: You loiter around a circle jerk all day, why do get so flustered and frustrated when Russians abuse you?

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Clearly I wasn't talking about selling krokodil. We are discussing legal ways and your example is just absurd. But I agree that it's a good point about culture. Still it depends on a person and how is he willing to integrate and respect customs of others. And I don't thing you can just ignore the whole economy thing here

no u

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No i quite think i can

Rude

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No u can't

>will have to live in a meme flat until I finish renovating my new flat
Ugh, imagine iving with PEASANTS

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That one's fucking me up real good, Russia. These swap between comical/neat and unnerving real quick
>meme flat
>renovating new flat
You're a real-estate mogul and it kills me. Why are you renovating?
>living with peasants
>living with
Trying BEING a peasant

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Because I sold flat in which I lived previously, and bought a new one, more suitable for my interests and comfort, but it’s literally just concrete walls right now, need to make it into a livable space

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why couldnt i?

That one bothers me less. It looks like a three-legged sperm
>sold old flat
Why?
>my interests and comfort
Is it closer to areas you like, or support better internet?
>need to make it into a livable space
How long will that take? I've only ever moved furniture

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FOREIGNERS OUT

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Asking me to leave with such a cute kiwi around is unreasonable

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You know how we deal with foreigners around here

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You post anime at them?

I was going to say befriend them and slowly upset them with unhinged behaviour until they leave us forever, but I guess that could work too.

>why
I don’t need 190 sq. meters for myself
>interests
I just don’t need this huge flat with high upkeep costs, no reason for me to live there.
>how long
Up to 8 months, there are nothing in that flat.

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How are the kots?

F E E L
T H E
F E A R

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They are quite alright

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Back into horrifying territory, and I don't understand why
>I just don't need this huge flat
Understandable. I like small, compact spaces too. I've lived in a 15ftx20ft room my entire life, and I like it
>8 months
Are your temporary roommates nice? Don't let them violate you, por favor

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I wanna feed them cat treats and maybe pet them if they'll let me

>roommates
Why would I need them, I rent alone, but in a PEASANT district in some modern commieblock with 30 y/o boomer neighbors with their kids

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The scariest post all evening
How long have you had them? We mainly keep outside animals, but we have two inside dogs. I prefer birds and plants personally

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3 and 2 years, if I were more of a nerd I would’ve bought an ant colony or something. Also had dogs in the past Doberman and German Shepard

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>Why would I need them
>PEASANT
Every word feels like a dagger in my wallet and heart. Are commieblocks at least livable?
>image
Too afraid to find whatever's supposed to scare me in there

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I’m just joking, I will rent a livable one, more modern for “young families”. The older the worse usually. The ones from the 70s or 80s look just awful and stink of mold and shit

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