Non-Americans, please name all of them you can

Cringe thread

1. George Washington
2. John Adams
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. James Madison
5. James Monroe
6. John Quincy Adams
7. ?
8. ?
9. ?
10. ?
11. ?
12. ?
13. ?
14. ?
15. ?
16. Abraham Lincoln
17. ?
18. Ulysses S. Grant
19. ?
20. ?
21. ?
22. ?
23. ?
24. William McKinley
25. Theodore Roosevelt
26. William Taft
27. Woodrow Wilson
28. ?
29. ?
30. ?
31. Franklin Roosevelt
32. Harry Truman
33. Dwight Eisenhower
34. John F Kennedy
35. Lyndon B Johnson
36. Richard Nixon
37. ?
38. Jimmy Carter
39. Ronald Reagan
40. George Bush
41. Bill Clinton
42. George H.W. Bush
43. Barrack Obama
44. Donald Trump

I know Andrew Jackson is somewhere between John Quincy Adams and before Lincoln but I can't remember where.

donal trunks hijo de tu pinche chingada y perra madre

>can't remember where
He's the 7th president

I thought it looked like him but I legit thought he was president in the 1850's for some reason.

Why would a Mexican hate Woodrow Wilson?

Honestly who gives a fuck about pre 20th century presidents.
There's the traitor and the slave guy and that's about it.

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Even by the 1830s, his level of racism against Indians wasn’t socially acceptable.

How's that related to what I said?

>Be American sailors
>Go out of their ship to the Mexican coast to buy supplies
>They land on a military zone
>Get arrested, captain of their ship apologises, >Commander of the Mexican garrison apologies
>Sailors are not mistreated, gifted the supplies they went to get and transported back to their ship
>Woodrow hears this as the incident report
>Absolutely looses his shit
>Orders the Mexican government to raise the american flag and give a 21 gun salute
>Mexican government tells him to chill and no
>Invade Veracruz kill civilians and us soldiers out of an incident where nobody was hurt

1. George Washington
7. is Andrew Jackson?
16. Lincoln
26. Teddy Roosevelt
31. Hoover
32. Franklin Roosevelt
33. Truman
34. Eisenhower
35. Kennedy
36. Lyndon Johnson
37. Nixon
38. Gerald Ford
39. Jimmy Carter
40. Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall
41. Bush senior
42. Bill clinton
43. Bush Junior
44. Obama
45. The_Donald

Because he certainly couldn’t have been president past the 1830s, though i guess that only matters if you know his racism.

Never heard of that, gonna look it up now.

He was pres in that weird time between the war of 1812 and the civil war

>Woodrow Wilson (Have personal hate for this guy)
MY NIGGA

>congress stops his own cunt from joining his league of nations supreme autismo project
>"He Kept us Out of War"
lmao

Washington
Franklin
Lincoln
Teddy Roosevelt
Franklin Roosevelt
Truman
Kennedy
Nixon
Reagan
Bush
Clinton
Bush
Obama
Trump

How did I do?

Honestly pretty good. I couldn't name more than 3 or 4 of your leaders if my life depended on it

1. George Washington
2. James something
3. Old man
4. Old man 2.0
5. Some guy
6. Old man 3.0
7. Something Jackson?
8. Old man 4.0
9. Old man 5.0
10. Old man 6.0
11. Old man 7.0
12. Old man 8.0
13. Old man 9.0
14. Some guy 2.0
15. Old man 10.0
16. Abraham Lincoln (>be american)
17. Old man 11.0
18. Old man 12.0
19. Old man 13.0
20. Old man 14.0
21. Old man 15.0
22. Old man 16.0
23. Old man 17.0
24. Old man 18.0
25. Old man 19.0
26. Theodore Roosevelt (based)
27. Old man 20.0
28. Old man 21.0
29. Old man 22.0
30. Some guy 3.0
31. Old man 23.0
32. The crippled Roosevelt
33. Carter?
34. Dwight Eisenhower (based)
35. John Kennedy (>get shot)
36. Vice president
37. Nixon (redpilled)
38. Old man 24.0
39. Old man 25.0
40. Reagan
41. Bush Snr
42. Clinton (based)
43. Bush Jr (based)
44. Nigger
45. Drumpf

Washington
Adams
Jefferson
Adams
Polk?
Jackson
Lincoln
Grant
Garfield
Aurthur (a Canadian)
Hayes?
Taft
Roosevelt
Wilson?
Roosevelt
Truman
Eisenhower
Kennedy
Johnson
Nixon
Ford
Carter
Regan
Bush
Clinton
Bush
Obama
Trump

How did I do?

Arthur wasn’t really Canadian, that was a rumor made to discredit him.

Aurthur really was Canadian, being born in America was a lie to legitimise his run for the presidency.

Iturbide, Santa Anna, Juarez, Diaz, Huerte, Calles, de la Madrid, Fox, Calderon, Nieto. That's ten I can name without Wikipedia.

>all these fuckers not recognised BASED IKE
we failed you Eisenhower

Yuropoors hate Wilson because he wouldn't let them steal clay and he's also the main reason Albania exists and wasn't instantly partitioned by all of their neighbors.

1.Terrorist
to
45. Terrorist v0.45

1- Washington
2- Adams
3- Jefferson
4- Uh.. Madison?
5- NO idea Franklin? Madison this time?
6- Heh, he looks funny
7- oh man, he looks even funnier
8- OH MY GOD, HAHAHAHA!
9- OH MY FUCKING SIDES, OH GOD, PERFECT LOOK FOR CRAZY UNCLE!
10- THAT GUY IS FUCKING LURCH, MAN, FROM THE ORIGINAL ADAMS FAMILY!
11- Looks like the previous guy but ever older, somehow.
12- Generic old white guy.
13- I guess that one participated in a war or something.
14- Generic guy.
15- is the trying to look like Napoleon?
16- Write me a poem, like the one you write to your french girls...
17- Abraham Lincon.
18- Eh... Lincon's vice-president?
19- Grant.
20- Cool beard bro
21- Even cooler beard.
22- Garfield? He looks fat like the cat.
23- Incredibly generic old man from the 19th century.
24- Sigmund Freud grandpa?
25- Second incredibly generic old man from the 19th century.
26- Looks like a thought guy, better not mess with him.
27- Teddy Roosevelt.
28- Taft.
29- Woodrow Wilson
30- Random middle aged man from the 20th century.
31- Ditto
32- Some loser
34- Franklin D. Roosevelt.
35- Thruman.
36- Eisenhower.
37- Kennedy
38- Lyndon B. Johnson.
39- Richard Nixon
40- Ford... he appeared in a Simpsons episode once
41- Carter
42- Reagan
43- Bush one
44- Clinton
45- Bush two
46- Obama
47- Random generic rich white old man from the 21st century.

Heh...I don't know a single one of them, except for the narcissistic orange cheeto and le black man.

>26- Looks like a thought guy, better not mess with him
Considering McKinley died via accidental lead ingestion...yeah. He did serve in the Civil War without getting a scratch though.

Surprised you don't at least know Theodore Roosevelt because he Jewed you good.

Wait, he was also assassinated? I had no idea, I thought the only ones were Lincon, Garfield, and Kennedy.

Teddy fucked us all over south of your border. Later Taft screwed us even worse by killing one of maybe two only presidents that actually won by democratic vote and installed a dictator that led us to 10-15 years of civil war.

Good times.

Yes, from some anarchist nutcase. That was back when anarchists were having a chimpout, they also killed the king of Italy and some Austrian princess or consort or something.

Interesting. You can actually see the exact year that bow ties went out of fashion.

le white hair man
le fat guy pshycopath
le manlet man
le french guy
le top hat man
le shekel indian killer 2134344xxxxx fuckerniggrs
le fat guys 1-3
le GOOD GOY guy
le cripple man
le assassination man
le kike good shabbo goy
le old guy that doesnt like karl marx
le big ear man
le have sex man
le 9/11 man
le NOT BASED BLACK man
le CHEETO DRUMPFT

based af

fuck amerikkka

>32- Some loser
Yes, yes, that is a very good adjective for Mssr. Hoover.

Well, he was a much better president than then people expected.
Yeah. One of the big political bosses tried to shove TR into the vice presidency to end his career only to have it blow up in his face. We got this fun quote from it.
>Look now, that damned cowboy is president of the United States.

>Calles

IIRC that was the guy who tried to go full-out fedora mode and ban religion in Mexico, and then ended up having a religious conversion on his deathbed.

Wasnt garfield also assassinated?

Yes. Well, I should say the bullet didn't kill him, stupid doctors did.

>The sailors were released, but the U.S. naval commander demanded an apology and a 21-gun salute. The apology was provided, but not the salute. In the end, the response from U.S. President Woodrow Wilson ordered the U.S. Navy to prepare for the occupation of the port of Veracruz. While awaiting authorization from the U.S. Congress to carry out such action, Wilson was alerted to a delivery of weapons for Victoriano Huerta, who had taken control of Mexico the previous year after a bloody coup d'état (and was eventually deposed on July 15, 1914), due to arrive in the port on April 21 aboard the German-registered cargo steamer SS Ypiranga. As a result, Wilson issued an immediate order to seize the port's customs office and confiscate the weaponry. The weapons had actually been sourced by John Wesley De Kay, an American financier and businessman with large investments in Mexico, and a Russian arms dealer from Puebla, Leon Rasst, not the German government, as newspapers reported at the time.[7] Huerta had usurped the presidency of Mexico with the assistance of the American ambassador Henry Lane Wilson during a coup d'état in February 1913 known as la decena trágica. The Wilson administration's answer to this was to declare Huerta a usurper of the legitimate government, to embargo arms shipments to Huerta, and to support the Constitutional Army of Venustiano Carranza.
>Be Wilson
>Get so butthurt over an opposing member of the US bureaucracy assisting a coup against the leftist government you attack a port major Mexican port and occupy the entire city

Yeah, in 1881.

Which also happens to be the year that
points out.

trump
obama
bush jr
clinton
bush
reigan
nixon
kennedy
truman
roosevelt
lincoln
washington

that's all

1. Benjamin Franklin
2. Benjamin Franklin
3. Benjamin Franklin
4. Benjamin Franklin
5. Benjamin Franklin wig off
6. I dunno
7. Schuweitzer
8. Schopenhauer
15. Retard cunt who freed niggers
20. Fatass
24. Robin Wiliams?
30. Vietnam
31. Brain juice
41. Hillary Clinton

During McKinley's first term, Roosevelt was assistant secretary of the navy, a pretty minor position. Some people thought it was a genius idea to make him vice president when McKinley ran for reelection because the vice president doesn't do a whole lot, although others grumbled that he was one heartbeat away from the Oval Office.

And that was McKinley's boss Mark Hanna who said "That damned cowboy is president now."

reagan*

>Well, he was a much better president than then people expected

Chester Arthur was mostly just known as an errand boy for the Conkling political machine in New York, and as an "accidental" president, not much was expected of him, but he proved considerably more of a force than anyone supposed.

>refused the demands of Garfield's assassin for a pardon
>told his old Conkling machine buddies to get fucked when they came asking for favors
>began the reconstruction of the Navy which had fallen into disrepair after the Civil War and was operating on about a $20 budget
>instituted badly needed civil service reform (the patronage system of the civil service had indirectly caused Garfield's death)
>reforms to the Postal Service
>mandatory retirement age of 65 for US Army officers; previously there was nothing stopping senile fucks from wearing shoulder straps until they died and younger officers couldn't advance up the ranks.

Congress meanwhile forced the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 on Arthur despite his objections; immigration from China was virtually stopped until WWII. Although he did well all things considered, he upset establishment Republicans and they refused to nominate him for 1884.

Heigh ho
Do you know
The names of the U.S. residents
Who then became the presidents
And got a view, from the White House loo
Of Pennsylvania Avenue?
George WASHINGTON was the first, you see
He once chopped down a cherry tree
President number two would be
John ADAMS and then number three
Tom JEFFERSON stayed up to write
A Declaration late at night
So he and his wife had a great big fight
And she made him sleep on the couch all night
James MADISON never had a son
Then he fought the War of 1812
James MONROE'S colossal nose
Was bigger than Pinocchio's
John Quincy ADAMS was number six
And it's Andrew JACKSON'S butt he kicks
So JACKSON learns to play politics
Next time he's the one that the country picks
Martin VAN BUREN, number eight
For a one-term shot as chief of state
William HARRISON, how do you praise?
That guy was dead in thirty days
John TYLER, he liked country folk
And after him came President POLK
Zachary TAYLOR liked to smoke
His breath killed friends whenever he spoke
1850, really nifty
Millard FILLMORE'S in
Young and fierce was Franklin PIERCE
The man without a chin
Follows next a period spannin'
Four long years with James BUCHANAN
Then the South starts shootin' cannons
And we got a Civil War
A war, a war down south in Dixie
Up to bat comes old Abe LINCOLN
There's a guy who's really thinkin'
Kept the United States from shrinkin'
Saved the ship of state from sinkin'
Andrew JOHNSON'S next
He had some slight defects
Congress each would impeach
And so the country now elects
Ulysses Simpson GRANT
Who would scream and rave and rant
While drinkin' whiskey although risky
'Cause he'd spill it on his pants

It's 1877
And the Democrats would gloat
But they're all amazed when Rutherford HAYES
Wins by just one vote
James GARFIELD, someone really hated
'Cause he was assassinated
Chester ARTHUR gets instated
Four years later he was traded
For Grover CLEVELAND, really fat
Elected twice as a Democrat
Then Benjamin HARRISON; after that
It's William MCKINLEY up to bat
Teddy ROOSEVELT charged up San Juan Hill
And President TAFT, he got the bill
In 1913 Woodrow
WILSON takes us into World War I
Warren HARDING; next in line
It's Calvin COOLIDGE, he does fine
And then in 1929
The market crashes and we find
It's Herbert HOOVER'S big debut
He gets the blame and loses to
Franklin ROOSEVELT, President who
Helped us win in World War II
Harry TRUMAN, weird little human
Serves two terms and when he's done
It's EISENHOWER who's got the power
From '53 to '61
John KENNEDY had Camelot
Then Lyndon JOHNSON took his spot
Richard NIXON, he gets caught
And Gerald FORD fell down a lot
Jimmy CARTER liked campaign trips
And Ronald REAGAN'S speeches' scripts
All came from famous movie clips
And President BUSH said "Read my lips"
Now in Washington, DC
There's Democrats and the GOP
But the ones in charge are plain to see
The CLINTONS, Bill and Hillary
>oh yeah also add Bush, Obama and Trump
The next president to lead the way
Well, it might just be yourself one day
Then the press'll distort everything you say
So jump in your plane and fly away

Sorry for the double mention

>instituted badly needed civil service reform (the patronage system of the civil service had indirectly caused Garfield's death)
BTW, that this happened was mostly Andrew Jackson's fault. Government posts had effectively been lifetime positions prior to Jackson, the idea being that just like Federal judges, government posts were supposed to be above partisan politics. Of course it did lead to a lot of senile fucks holding onto office until they died.

Jackson introduced the unfortunate precedent of firing half of all Federal employees every time the White House changed parties and replacing them with people who supported the party currently in power. Even worse, there were no real qualifications for government jobs (pretty much being a breathing adult was all you needed) which led to scores of incompetents, thieves, and people who were functionally illiterate getting appointed. It took the death of a president at the hands of a buttmad office seeker to finally institute civil service reform and require prospective Federal employees to take an examination in order to qualify.

Based Mexican. Would let over the border.

As one of the more notorious examples, Jackson appointed to the prestigious post of collector for the port authority of New York City a guy who absconded several million dollars in Federal funds and fled to England.

Drumpf
Obama
Dubya
Clinton
Bush sr.
Reagan
Carter
Ford
Nixon
Johnson
Kennedy
Ike
Truman
FDR
Wilson
Harding
Taft
Teddy Roosevelt
Lincoln
Jackson
Jefferson
Adams x2

This

Washington, lincoln, theodore roosevelt, another roosevelt, truman, eisenhower , kennedy, nixon, reagan, bush, clinton, g.w bush, obama, trump

Thanks, i'm actually trying to write good lyrics to add

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>Mutt 1
>Mutt 2
>Mutt 3
>Mutt 4
...
>Mutt 45

Done.

I wonder which modern presidents will stand the test of relevancy in time. Reagan will because of the cold war, Bush Jr. because 9/11, and Obama because first nig. Bush Sr. and Clinton I think will be forgotten though. Trump will also be remembered but probably just as outrageous/unexpected for the time.

Do you guys learn American history in school or something? You're seriously doing better than most of the people that live here.

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>murica had a color camera to photograph their presidents, but was lost for decades and then they stole one from the Germans
What a history.

not in order
washington
jefferson
lincoln
taft (the fat guy?)
jackson
roosevelt x2
eisenhower
ford
nixon
reagan
bush x2
obama
trump
kanye

I think I can name 11 of them. But I'm going to sleep.

Washington

Washington

6 foot 20, fucking killing for fun

Order is from Oldest to Newest
George Washington
Abraham Lincoln
Ted Roosevelt
Windrow Wilson
Harry S Truman
JFK
Lindon B Johnson
Richard Nixon
Jimmy Carters
Ronald Reagan
George Bush Snr
Bill Clinton
George Bush Jnr
Barrack Obama
Donald Trump

After removing everyone who wasn't worth remembering.

(Tyler significant only because he signed the bill authorizing the annexation of Texas on his last day in office)

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It's kind of funny how history has just completely forgot about a huge chunk of US presidents. Goes to show you how fragile it all is.

I dont know a single 1 nor do I care.

1-44: Loyal Servants of the Tribe of Israel

That's ok, you have dozens of monarchs/PMs also not worth remembering.

And I don't count McKinley because he did nothing except net us some worthless rocks full of brown people.

I wasn't making a nationalist argument.

The late 19th century was especially bad, aside from Arthur (who as I said is underrated), most of those presidents were insignificant and Congress had more power than the White House during this time.

Grant gets in only because he was the last president until Eisenhower to seriously enforce civil rights.

So who's your favorite Polish head of state? I'm leaning between Nicholas I and Hans Frank.

>So who's your favorite Polish head of state

Bismarck.

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benjamin franklin ( I cant recognize him but I know he's there)
abraham lincoln
roosevelt
john kennedy
ronald reagan
bush
bill clinton
obama
trump

>benjamin franklin
Was not a president.

really?

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Pancho Villa

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Most politics in those days were about petty ante issues like tariffs and the gold standard. America for 30 years after the Civil War retreated into an isolationist autarky and did not begin to emerge from it until the 1890s.

wasinton
lincol
ruse belt
ruse belt
kennedy
nixon
raegan
bush
clinton
bush
osama
drumpf

obviously i’m american but still wanna give it a shot
>george washington
>john adams
>thomas jefferson
>james madison
>james monroe
>dk
>andrew jackson
>van buren
>william henry harrison (based)
>dk
>dk
>zachary taylor (nazbol)
>dk
>dk
>james buchanan
>abe lincoln
>andrew johnson
>ulysses s grant
>dk
>dk
>dk
>grover cleveland
>dk
>grover again
>mckinley
>ted roosevelt
>dk
>woodrow wilson
>warren g harding
>calvin coolidge
>herbert hoover
>fdr
>truman
>eisenhower
>jfk
>lyndon b johnson
>richard nixon
>gerald ford
>jimmy carter
>reagan
>george hw bush
>bill clinton
>george w bush
>obama
>trump

Ah, the one before Wilson was Taft. I thought that but didn’t feel sure enough to put it.

Only the ones that are mentioned in movies. F.i I know Roosevelt for chimping out in the movie Pearl Harbor when the generals told him it wasn't possible to bomb Tokio and trying it would accomplish nothing, put the carrier in serious danger and probably have all the lads aboard those bombers either drowning at sea and/or captured by the japs if they reached the mainland. Then he stood up from his wheelchair using meme powers (though with a bit of help from his domestic negro), chimped out, and yelled 'DON'T CARE!! JUST DO IT BECAUSE MUH BUTTHURT'.

Also JFK because 13 days movie. Totally manhandled by Kevin Costner. Nixon because Oliver Stone. It's hard to say which one was more butthurt, Oli or Dick. Lincoln because Gettysburg. Nice guy. And that cuck guy Van Buren because Amistad, stealing our negros then based Calhoun showing up for dinner and bitchslappingthe motherfucker right there. There was also this one from Wild Wild West but I can't recall his name. Either way that english should have blow him away with fire from his aracnoid machine, but no, Will Smith had to be a hero.

Now, can you name all kings of Spain since Theudis, or at least since based Pelayo?

Oliver Stone is one of the single most obnoxious film directors of the past 40 years. He's completely incapable of just making a fun/entertaining movie, everything has to preach to the audience and be a vehicle for his beliefs.

Born on the 4th of July was alright though. Now there's another one, Johnson. Also starring in Forrest Gump I think.