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wish I were less of an intellectual, so I could better relate with my peers

We want the sense of the saturation of Christ's blood upon the souls of our poets, that it may cry through them in answer to the ceaseless wail of the Sphinx of our humanity, expounding agony into renovation. Something of this has been perceived in art when its glory was at the fullest. Something of a yearning after this may be seen among the Greek Christian poets, something which would have been much with a stronger faculty

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"

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>wish I were less of an intellectual, so I could better relate with my peers

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>31g needle
>still hurts like fuck when inserting into a vein
really wish i could afford to just snort the stuff

Why am I attracted to women with mental illnesses?

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we need an anime brady edition

If i had to guess it has to do with your lack of confidence, but that's just a guess.

how do you play as a duke under a king
i always started as king but that's dull

I don't understand how that would affect my choices in women

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you feel you're only able to get low tier women

>girls can be impregnated by Brady
>I'm not a girl
Buds...

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First click on the realm that you want to be in. It will select the king. Then click again in the duchy that you want to rule and it will select the duke. I usually like to start at a count under a duke but that's just because I've spent so much time playing that starting as a duke isn't really a challenge.

You don't understand how confidence would affect your choices in women? Are you stupid too?

Please stop ogling my future husband. Thanks.

더 붉게 타오른 Flame of love
사랑이 조각날 때 마다
타는 불꽃처럼 날아 올라
뜨겁게도 니 마음을 녹이고
그 순간마저 태워버린 Flame of love

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I don't think these women are low tier. They're usually attractive but have their baggage.

>mental illness
>not low

...

and what is a high tier woman?

Did you actually want me to give you a full guide for how to rise to become a king from a duke?

me

What makes you high tier?

>tfw NAFTA Is back on the menu boys

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my winning personality

what's so great about that?

I can tell you what an average tier woman is.

One without a mental disorder.

everything

>woman without mental disorder
never happened

What's the deal with free trade? It's not free, and it isn't trade!
Why don't we just have unrestricted free trade between the 3 of us?

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>dorm with 4 people and 1 bathroom

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sounds like you have 4 bathrooms

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You mean 4 people and 5 bathrooms

Canada needs to pay for jewing us

yes, asshole

Don't understand why white people choose to live in dorms. Just stay with your parents lmao

all they have is syrup though

Just marry the right people and murder the right people it's ez. The right people will usually be related to your liege.

>not being attracted to blind qts

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are you asian

i dont think blindness is a mental illness, vato

god i wish i had an autistic gf

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because you can wake up 15 minutes before class starts and you dont have to drive anywhere

how can one girl be this cute

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Muikiiiikwkiiiiwlkiii

feeling anxious aaaaaa

masturbate

stop feeling anxious.

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why are there no good space games

Does Subnautica count? It's on an alien planet and its rad as fuck

felt too grindy

Mass Effect 2 was a masterpiece

i tried twice and each time i got bored collecting teamates
beat me1 in a flash though

I enjoyed SPAZ 2 but that was pretty much just streamlined Mount & Blade in space

>liking ME1 and not ME2

what did you like the trash driving mini game

i want a cute boy to spit in my mouth

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driving was probably like 1% of the game lad

same but a cute girl (female) instead because I'm not a fag

what is
>dead space 1, 2 and partially 3 (the space chapter is fucking GOAT)
>Space engineers if you like to build things
>Elite dangerous
>Mass effect trilogy
>Star Citizen (I don't know about this one, it has a lot of controversy and may be a early access scam, but damn, if it is legit, looks fucking good)
youtube.com/watch?v=AOJ_r90l_20

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god i really want a gf with a penis

Please stop making homosexual posts.

Nothing wrong with being gay

wonder how girlpenis feels like

All of those games are bad besides mass effect 2

>ohio poster is a fag too

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old news desu

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star citizen is the only one on your list worth any thought in regards to space memes
deadspace may as well be on land
elite dangerous is gay as hell
spengies is just a narrativeless builder
mass effect is hardly space-related
there's also rocket's spengies game i forgot the name of that might be good (guy who made dayz)

Very gay

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He's been extremely open about his homosexuality. Surprised you just now found out.

>He

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>being attracted to a woman is gay

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oh how I wish I had a career driven gf who'd slap me around for not having made dinner by the time she got home even though she was super late

I'm not the one people call "ohio poster" this is I'm usually referred to as el ohiano

First of all the guy you linked me to is posting with a flordia flag but I'm already over that I don't care.

Maybe you two can answer a question i have. Why have all these flagposters started showing up out of the blue for the past week. Ones I haven't seen in months. What happened that caused this? Is it discord related?

Stroke that tiny cock for Mommy baby boy. Mmmm such a good boy. Kneel and stroke your cute pathetic pee pee for me angel. Good little boy. Are you hungry to suckle little one? First Mommy wants you to squirt all your seed just like a big boy all over my belly. Then you may feed like a hungry little baby slut. Mmmmmm good boy.....stroke harder......fuck yes little whore....make that tiny thing cum for me now. Mommy's nipples need your desperate lips. Good boy. Squirt for Mommy

if you don't know why they call me ohio you haven't been here too long

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He's from Ohio originally which is why people call him ohio poster.
I don't use the discord and I never really have. I've come back just because I felt like it and I felt I could revitalize /cum/ with my great posts.

I don't care about you, I only care about regulars

youtube.com/watch?v=z-kYGagd2sw

imagine being able to move to another country and instantly become a god

he was a regular

i've been here for like 2 years

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>was

That guy used to be about as regular as me

he's dead

Imagine the smell

Must've been posting without a flag for the last year because I haven't seen either of you before today for at least that long

eh?

incorrect

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