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Where did you get this picture of me?

do you ever make a post in good faith and then immediately regret it

mount cummore hahah

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ey niggas im finna go to sleep ya'll check yaselfs before you stay up too late

good bye

colonials all seem mentally stunted

Anyone else experience sleep paralysis?

yes because any shred of intellectualism on brit gets immediately fedora’d

le sigh

wait before i go to sleep im going to put this cream on my rashes

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could you imagine being that fat and wiping your arse after a runny shit.

yeah felt like i was being torn between two different realities.
never seen no shadow man or shit like that tho.

would.

Yeah. Mine involved hallucinations of physical entities neither of which were visible but nonetheless very present.

What did you experience?

Imagine smelling her anus.

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doctor wont take my erectile dysfunction seriously

but has anyone stopped to consider WHY blicky got the stiffy uh?

I don't know I just felt like I lost time or something.
Like my brain was being split apart or some shit.
I'd half some weird hallucination that was half reality-half dream.
Try really hard to get myself to move and eventually "come to" convulsing.

Yup, used to doze off at work all the time and fake-woke up hearing somebody open the door, then actually woke up in a cold sweat

sucking a jimmy dean

think i've got narcolep-zzzzzzzzzzz

im a member of the alt right

Have you even got the budget for erectile dysfunction medication?

>work
why do people do this?

Hat

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Jordan Peterson calmly dismantles feminism infront of two feminists

Fort Marion, Florida 1875: The inscription on the back of the original stereograph says: L to R: Lone Wolf, Double Vision, White Horse, Woman's Heart, Mamante (Owl Prophet) - Kiowas. Officer left is Capt. Richard H. Pratt.

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wanted to go to jiro's sushi place in tokyo after seeing that documentary but he seems like such a pretentious cunt with all these rules desu it's just bloody rice and fish

sushi-jiro.jp/dining-at-jiro/

state of japan lads

jordan peterson fucks other mens' wives

I've seen footage

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every aspect of japan is like this. they have autism. you have to do everything the same way everyone else does it

christianity started off as a blood cult

let's meet up and drink each other's blood and get closer to God. No ulterior motives here - I will not kill you when we meet up >_>

Are there many full blooded natives left like that in the US? Whenever I see any on TV they look mixed or mostly white.

*breathes in*

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I stay noided

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yeah. you have to go to a reserve though

>Sukiyabashi Jiro has no special dress code. Many guests wear jackets. We may, however, refuse service to customers wearing collarless shirts or shorts, or sandals. We ask our guests to refrain from wearing strong perfume. Please hand over your bag for safekeeping instead of slinging it over a chair.

ah... yes

How should one interact with members of the female race?

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I've seen footage...

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femoids are subhuman ogres

JP couldn't fuck his way out of a brown paper bag

Sucked his cock in new Brunswick the guy has no passion

date a slag (10+ bodies) or be lonely?

buy viagra
or stop masturbating all the time

>Right now, at Sukiyabashi Jiro we serve only the omakase tasting menu. Jiro Ono makes the sushi for all customers. The omakase tasting menu served at the counter is determined in the morning each day and served in order. It consists of about 20 sushi pieces. That is quite a large amount. However, Jiro Ono takes care to make each piece smaller for older woman customers.

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With contempt

*breathes in*

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Mate 10 bodies is fucking nothing

I am on 15 and I'm a lad. Girls with a higher count or better in bed anyway

better i'm better looking than you mate take a walk

not masturbated for a month (have a method (gf))

unironically based.
women are in their place in japan

keep it up lad
dont get deflated

LOL

Yeah but they're mostly crack heads literally. They're redneck tier.

I live near the Everglades and saw some Indians who lived in the swamp. They live in trailer parks and look sad.

Also, the Jews and the mafia let the upper class Indians run a few of their casinos.

what do you thinks causing your ED, nervousness?

Emma Watson's stinky farts tbqh.

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wish I knew

have you tried inserting things up yer botty boo?

Well it has to be something lad
Is she tight when you're entering? Is your bellend sensitive? Can you not feel much when you enter/have death grip? I had it with one girl once, depends how tight they are and how good they are in bed tb h

Imagine one day you end up marrying Emma Watson some how.

Why yes, I do stand up as soon as the plane lands and block the aisle for 15 minutes.

It's probably just psychological. Do you even struggle to get erections when you're by yourself and not with the gf?

Literally depends what you want out of a partner.
You can find some average looking nerdy woman that'only has a couple notches. She's more likely to be faithful but she probably won't be able to suck dick worth a shit.

lmao haha had ED once recently and it was when i was 12 pints deep and i went over to visit my ex gf that night around 3 and could not stay hard

she was so pissed off but its all good now after i explained to her it was the straights and the pints

for me it's refusing to turn airplane mode on so my phone acts as an EMP and causes the plane to crash killing all onboard

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i dont get spontaneous erections anymore and my morning boner isnt very good always half mast

based

Recently got circumcised. Last much longer and can go way rougher. Can barely feel a thing 2bqh.

let's hope for a non shithole *crosses fingers*

start doing sit ups/planks

made a thread on Jow Forums
you're free to join

never understood why they wanted us to turn our electric devices off on planes so used to think putting it on mute was good enough

will kill myself if i don't get 45

Yeah women take it real hard.
Don't seem to understand that getting fucked up, especially booze or blow, absolutely murders the willy.

...

ill get 19

Are you on any medication specifically any anti-psychotics, anti-depressants or any ‘hair regrowth’ medication (finasteride/propecia or rogaine etc)

...

It's psychological. Did it start with you being insecure with your gf? I had some problems a few years ago when I was a few months into the relationship. For some reason I got insecure/anxious and it just spiraled out of control for a few months. Went to see a therapist which helped. You should do the same. Then find a good doctor and ask him to get you on Cialis Daily. That stuff is amazing. Don't try stupid things or obsess about foods/exercise like all these retarded sites tell you to, that doesn't really solve the problem when it's psychological.

Going to watch some porn now

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never got erectile dysfunction since im not a bender

why do you still live in SA if all the kaffirs are trying to genocide you and steal your land?

That's actually good advice for people with blood flow problems to their genitals.

A lot of computer nerds sit down a lot and the muscles in their hips and lower stomachs shut off and blood doesn't flow there as easily as it should. I've even done some simple breathing exercises that gave me a spontaneous boner once, gotta do that shit more often

If you don't succeed in that, I'm sure ISIS or the US Marines will give you a hand.

Epic

this fucking guy

hes a filthy poo skinned kike

Stop watching degenerate Jewish pornography

reckon if i started taking titty skittles id end up just postponing and signing my suicide warrant for less than 2 years away

can someone explain to me what the fuck is wrong with wanking to blacked? really don't understand the stigma

if your libido is low you probably don't exercise enough
when i lift weights multiple times weekly my test is so high i walk around with a half chub ready to tackle a bitch into the bushes

not a bender just insecure simple as

Hahaha. I like that one.

Don't all skittles have the same flavor? I prefer the red ones myself.

it's cuck shit
you're perpetuating this cancerous cuck shit
nobody's that triggered on principal but it's fucking everywhere now
black man white girl black man white girl
you're retarded if you don't think it's orchestrated.
we're nazis retard gtfo and make white babies