/brit/

sucking a nayger

do guys get boners when they kiss girls

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Makes you think doesn’t it

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hey you useless fucking trashcan british whore do you do anything else? take a fucking night off you cumrag

>ITV NOW

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Whaddyatalkinabeet

when I was younger

now women are such trash that it's not even exciting anymore

the bullying of American poster ends now!

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I've gotten a boner while talking to a girl I liked before. Some people saw and noticed.

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Is happiness real?

Depends on the attractiveness of the girl and the passion of the kiss. As a general rule though, a quick little peck on the cheek won’t do much but a smooch on the lips might give a semi.

>yanks

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yeh basically

only for beautiful people

>Quentin
>Get the fuck to yer room
>NOW

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been in toil for nearly 2 hours now

Would you guck girl me /brit/

I look Russian

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>peck on the cheek
of course im not talking about that that's one sided
what about in your early romantic years, were they more common?

No I wouldn't
No you don't

Based

Fuck I meant FUCK

fall in love with anyone thats nice to me

wtf i love britain now

gave a girl a peck on the cheek as a goodbye in a club and she loved it and was telling me how it made her heart all gooey
later became my girlfriend haha

you look like an ugly ass dude that put his face through a filter

Definitely

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nope

vf

Need a new toil environment

>tfw need a 70k salary for a decent mortgage these days

VERY American phenotype, you don’t look Russian whatsoever

Can I share something personal?

savings + dual income

how awkward was it

vichy france?

>dating a club whore

does she still smell like nigger semen?

gone too soon

you need about 100k in the US

she was a virgin believe it or not
alright girl, had her problems (nobody's perfect) but i ended up being more of an arsehole than her so it didnt work out

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youtube.com/watch?v=B4sqishGuYw

I can imagine the creek flowing to the sound of the violin

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looks like a jew
yikes

>i want an asian gf

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you absolutely do not. I have a mortgage on less than 60k

I find kissing pretty arousing as far as foreplay goes honestly. Got a thing for the mouth. Love fuckin bitches in the mouth.
Love the fact that I'm throatfucking some nasty slut some goober will marry some day.

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wish this haemorrhoid would piss off now
its past the hurting stage and now its just annoying

sounds like you've got a cuckolding fetish to be honest

>asian girls are the cutest

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please

drink Dr. Pepper, helps with passing desu and eat veggies

I have a fetish for being the bull. That's how I lost my virginity.
I like to mog people.

stop posting that cringeworthy freak

It wasn’t, no one ever noticed as far as I could tell. I used to wear really baggy clothes so my hardons never stood out

yes but that goes two ways
you can end up being mogged by a 6'6 bull and you'd probably get off on it
although im no expert on the cuckold field like you seem to be though

First time I got laid I took a woman out of the seat she was in next to her boyfriend, fucked her raw for 30 minutes and came on her face.

cheers for sharing

she's unironically cute

are you mark or jez?
im mark ;,>(

women are such utter trash I can't even get off to them anymore. not gay though. i think i'm involuntarily becoming asexual.

No I wouldn't. I'm a man. I like to dominate.
I enjoy the validation of cucking some goof.

bit of both

me and the solid 7 gf

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kek you need to get your fucking eyes checked lmao

And I can cuck people better looking than me because they're weak and stupid. I'm manipulative and smart.

hm im trying to imagine how it would go down in school

we dont all live in a trailer park, cletus

Have a zit on my sausage shaft and too afraid to pop it for fear of underwear incubated infections.

stop embarrassing our flag

watching leftist propaganda

America is a tough place, you gotta be the top dog or risk getting cucked
its literally a chad eat cuck world over here

youtube.com/watch?v=Ecc0r0XL5MI

I live in a 3 bedroom house you poor piece of shit

kill yourself faggot

Based Houellebecq

not very interesting

I mean it's not "my thing" I just like to defile stupid sluts. I'd rather there be no one else and I just keep you in a collar in my fucking basement, frankly.

lmao quit the larp lad
i know 6'4 rugby players that are virgins and when i ask girls "would you shag my mate" they're like "no even though he's really attractive i'm really happy with my boyfriend thank you goodbye"

youtube.com/watch?v=rw2FOVYUiwU

The sound of the synth sounds more like flames then waves honestly...

How big are the bedrooms

cope

anyone seen any mutt micks ITT?
im on the prowl for some potatoes

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4 square americans

but very personal, no?

Sad that Telltale’s gone bankrupt or whatever. The first Walking Dead game and The Wolf Among Us were absolute kino.

SPOTTED ONE
I NEED COVERING FIRE

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youre that autist in the workplace that keeps talking on and on about himself and doesnt know how to take social queues that everyone wants him to shut the fuck up

So he's a virgin for a reason he must be a fucking beta fag.
Who gives a fuck if he's 6'4?
I have women with boyfriends who are more traditionally handsome than me beg for my cock on the reg.
You don't get sexuality you don't get what i means to be alpha male.

4 square americans