Centrelink is making me do some youth path program I know this isn't going to land me a job

Centrelink is making me do some youth path program I know this isn't going to land me a job.

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Just ask your friends if there are any positions available at their jobs. That's the easiest way to get a job.

you dont know shit so give it a go dickhead

whats the program bro

The Liberal government invested $750 million dollars if a company hires someone in the program their business gets $10,000 over a 6 month period the Liberal government said it would create 30,000 jobs a year but 4 months into the program last year it had created a measly 200.

I guess if that's the excuse you wanna go with, sure...

>spending $750 million to create 200 jobs
our government needs to be kicked out

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>apply for jobs which you can just pick up
>nothing but automated replyings telling me to fuck off
>nandos has 140 other people who applied for fucking dishwashing
>only meme TAFE courses nearby
>doing an auto one anyway but you need a shit ton of prior knowledge in cars to have a chance at getting a job afterwards anyway
>every degree outside of medicine is basically worthless
>getting a trade is insanely harder than getting into uni
can they just admit they don't want us anymore

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Yeah, because Labour will do so much better a job with the economy....

its physically impossible to do worse than the liberals

But Labour will do it.

At least you're poor enough to apply for centrelink. I inherited enough to be set for life so I've ZERO motivation to do anything and it's ruined my life.

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i didn't do a tax return making a fraction of the minimum wage when i was 17 because everybody just expects you to know how it all works
so i can't get cento unless i put that in and possible get thousands in fines for it being years late which i don't have

>oh no i have enough money for the rest of my life
get a hobby you spacker

I didn't do my tax return for 6 years and they finally sent a threatening letter so I did it as best I could, and they just accepted it and said don't do that again. Now it's online so it's so much simpler

>>nandos has 140 other people who applied for fucking dishwashing

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I'm in my second year of engineering at uni and I know I'm not going to be able to complete the degree with anything above a pass average, and even then I'm not enough of a go-getter to get the required industry experience and gain employment afterwards. The only alternative is to get an apprenticeship but I'm 21 so that's next to impossible. I have no fucking idea what to do.

This is what i did. Got the job after one interview.

After your first job no one cares about your grade

Gotta vote 'Liberal Democrats'. Labor and the Liberals are both fuck ups, I'd rather a libertarian party hold some seats than those morons.

That being said, Labor is defiantly going to win the next federal election so we'll soon see how badly they do...

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Sounds like me in CS, mostly because I'm lazy. I'm just building meme software at home whilst sitting on a 5.5 GPA. Should have a website built to show off any projects I finish so I can land a job.

Unfortunately this is the only way most people can get jobs.

>Gotta vote 'Liberal Democrats'
I already grew out of that phase

Smoke yourself retarded and get on disability.

Fairly sure Labour actually did last time they were in. Libs are literally fucking retarded and run on contrarianism (just like this fucking site).

Kill yourself.

Labor, not labour, is effectively a less corrupt versiom of the Coalition. They both serve the same masters but Labor doesn't openly pander to the Baby Boomers and business elite as much as the other mob. I say other mob because not even the Greens hold enough political sway to really do anything and they are the only other party with a decent sized voterbase.

Reminder that all socialists (i.e. people that vote for Labour) should be hanged in public from street lights.

As someone that works in private business voting for Labour would be directly harmful to me and my family. They don't even disguise their blatant disdain for private business, large or small.

You can't even spell the party name right.
Piss off back to Jow Forums.

I care more about everyone else than your cancerous little "private business".
>blatant disdain
Translation: I was born into money and don't want to pay taxes like everyone else or provide employees with an award rate
You're a fucking parasite.

would you rather they blow up the great barrier reef

You sound like a typical Labor voter. I fucking hate you and I hope you die. Unironically. You're fucking vermin.

Man you Aussies are pathetic just get a job lol

Hey Whākanakanui, listen here you little cunt. You're basically just a state of Australia anyway with no relevance to the world whatsoever. If people do know you exist, they think of fucking fantasy dragon midget land or some shit. Half of your population is in Australia anyway because NZ is such a shithole of despair. Say this shit to my face not online then see what happens

Did not read

Just want an easy admin job.

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>Whākanakanui
i was very surprised to find that NZ is 15% maoris AND 15% asian
i thought maoris would have been way higher but chinks are just obsessed with new world countries for some fucking reason

>softpower imperialism 101

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why are there so many chinese people anyway

Because they can create them instantly at town centers instead of waiting

making money of the artificial housing bubble made to make boomers rich

>aoe4 will definitely be shit

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I was referring to Rise of Nations but yeah AoE ended at 2. Was a decline after that and RTS is basically dead anyway because normies can't handle managing more than one unit at once

Lol that was me.
I had a pass average for electrical engineering, maybe even less if I factor in my failed subjects. I was rejected by stacks of companies after I graduated. But I still landed a job with a really cool hands on project experience.

I only got the job from arranging coffee dates with working engineers that my dad knew, who put me in touch with other engineers that I took out for coffee until one of them hired me. Networking and nepotism takes you further than anything.

From one dumb autistic engineer to another, good luck mate.

>Rise of Nations

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>I only got the job from arranging coffee dates with working engineers that my dad knew
is there a single person on planet earth in 2018 that got a job on their own?

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The whole world is nepotism. Fucking capitalism.

it's not capitalism, it holds back nepotism if anything. back in the day you couldn't even function as a member of society on a day to day level without nepotism because thats just what society was

Thanks lad

bump

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this is true though

>private businesses
>parasite
what the hell?
>provide employees with an award rate
Are you the type of employee that agrees to a certain wage then complains its not high enough? If your work is worth more, surely you can someone willing to pay you that.

emigrate

Your fault for still living in Australia lmao

This.
Its going to be the Chinese century.
Marry in or die out, poor fag

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seriously what a fucking nimrod

Just dig coal

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stop

>tfw no bruce wayne china gf

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Oi Damo ya cunt giv us ya loighta!